Skip to comments.Lowbridge scams the Nigerian 419 Email Scammers
Posted on 05/16/2004 2:37:38 AM PDT by lowbridge
Okay, to be more exact, this email scammer is NOT Nigerian, but from Abidjan. However, I do have a few Nigerians "on the hook" as we speak. I'll see how those pan out, and will post them on my site if they turn out any good.
I almost woke up the whole house when I got to "the money shot".
I'm looking forward to the next episode.
Gotta be patient about that though. I never know for how long these things pan out. Days, weeks, months. But, I got around a dozen on the hook so far. :-)
Laughing....tears....hard to type
please put me on your ping list... Revenge is sweet.
Are you going to have a ping list for your scam of the 'nigerian' scam? If so, I want on it!
I love the picture of Gloria. I think it would be funny if there was a way to use Google with DU for the picture in the same way miserable failure is used for Kerry.
awesome, please ping me to the future installments.
Oh well, there's always Mobutu Sesse Seko's stolen treasure. What? There's no stolen treasure buried in the Sahel? Why that little, ***n, no good, **!!! I'll see him in court!
check this out.
ROFL, the Al Bundy Shoes thing was about as funny a thing as I've read in a long time. Go get em, tiger, and please add me to you ping list if you create one.
In writing this, I trust you know who you're dealing with here and will be careful, though.
Yes I do. These people are true thugs, who if they had half the chance to get their hands on you.....
I got one on the hook who is insisting on me to come to his country for a face to face meeting. Quite frankly, his emails make me shudder. I know exactly what he wants to do to me if I were to actually go there.
Aren't there any beautiful Nigerian babes who could use an American sponsor?
Heck, I'd even settle for someone who play 'D' like Olajuwan.
Oh, I give up. Just close the damn borders and be done with it!
419 ISHP ping!
Standing ovation here!
I AM PRINCESS LEIA ORGANA ONLY SURVIVOR OF THE ROYAL FAMILY OF
ALDERAN. I AM MOVED TO WRITE YOU THIS LETTER, IN CONFIDENCE
CONSIDERING MY PRESENT CIRCUMSTANCE AND SITUATION.
I WAS FALSELY IMPRISONED UPON THE IMPERIAL BATTLE STATION "DEATHSTAR"
WHEN MY PLANET WAS HIDEOUSLY DESTROYED AND ENDED BY THE VERY BAD SITH
LORD VADER. I ESCAPED ALONG WITH THE AID OF BRAVE REBELS AND
WOOKIES, AND AM NOW I AM LYING LOW DUE TO THE SITUATION IN THE 4TH
MOON OF YAVIN TILL WHEN THINGS GETS BETTER.
I HAVE CONTROL HERE OF THE SUM OF $25, MILLION IN IMPERIAL CREDITS
DEPOSITED WITH A SECURITY COMPANY FOR SAFEKEEPING ON TATOOINE. THE
FUNDS WERE SHIPPED BY A COURIER SERVICE AS DIPLOMATIC ITEMS OF HIGH
VALUES TO PREVENT THEM FROM KNOWING THE CONTENT. WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO
friend IS TO INDICATE YOUR INTEREST THAT YOU WILL ASSIST ME BY
RECEIVING THE MONEY ON OUR BEHALF FROM TATOOINE AND ASSIST IN INVESTING
THIS MONEY IN ANY LUCRATIVE BUSINESS LIKE MOISTURE FARMS AND STOCK IN
MULTI-PLANETARY COMPANIES AND OTHER SAFE LUCRATIVE INVESTMENT IN YOUR
MAY I AT THIS POINT EMPHASIZE THE HIGH LEVEL OF CONFIDENTIALITY, WHICH
THIS BUSINESS DEMANDS, AND HOPE YOU WILL NOT BETRAY THE TRUST AND
CONFIDENCE WHICH I REPOSE IN YOU.
IN CONCLUSION, IN THE EVENT YOU ARE INTERESTED TO ASSIST ME I WILL LIKE
YOU TO CONTACT MY LAWYER WHO I HAVE STATIONED IN MOS EISLEY TO WITNESS
THE TRANSACTION TO IT'S CONCLUSION.
YOU CAN REACH HIM ON HIS DIRECT LINE VIA MAIL email@example.com,
HIS NAME IS WATTO THE TOYDARIAN, I HAVE THE FULL TRUST IN HIM.
FINALLY, I HAVE SET ASIDE 15% OF THE TOTAL SUM OF THE FUNDS FOR YOUR
ASSISTANCE, AND 5% FOR ANY EXPENSES THAT SHALL BE INCURRED DURING THIS
PLEASE BE FREE TO DISCUSS WITH MY LAWYER. I SINCERELY WILL
APPRECIATE YOUR ACKNOWLEDGMENT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
HELP US, friend, YOU ARE OUR ONLY HOPE.
PRINCESS L. ORGANA
[Stolen from http://www.dd.org/~tale/misc/419-leia.html]
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