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Lowbridge scams the Nigerian 419 Email Scammers
Lowbridge's new website ^ | 4/16/04 | lowbridge

Posted on 05/16/2004 2:37:38 AM PDT by lowbridge

Okay, to be more exact, this email scammer is NOT Nigerian, but from Abidjan. However, I do have a few Nigerians "on the hook" as we speak. I'll see how those pan out, and will post them on my site if they turn out any good.

http://www.megaone.com/lowbridge/baitinggloria.html


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KEYWORDS: 419; albundysmyhero; barristerisahesq; bestwebsitever; darlinggloria; dearestalbundy; email; gloriagium; isahchambers; lowbridge; pantsonhead; richardodoi; scams; shoephone; sisteranita; stupidness; themuguhunter; zot
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To: Slings and Arrows
DEAR friend. I AM PRINCESS LEIA ORGANA

Why would I want hamburger from the Death Star when I can get Prime Rib in Nigeria?

21 posted on 05/16/2004 3:59:02 AM PDT by lowbridge ("You are an American. You are my brother. I would die for you." -Kurdish Sergeant)
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To: lowbridge

Subject: Nigerian Astronaut Wants To Come Home
Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager
National Space Research and Development Agency (NASRDA)
Plot 555
Misau Street
PMB 437
Garki, Abuja, FCT NIGERIA


Dear Mr. Sir,

REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL

I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.

In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.

Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.

Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.

Kindly expedite action as we are behind schedule to enable us include downpayment in this financial quarter.

Please acknowledge the receipt of this message via my direct number 234 (0) 9-234-2220 only.

Yours Sincerely, Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager
tip@nasrda.gov.ng

http://www.nasrda.gov.ng/


22 posted on 05/16/2004 4:04:56 AM PDT by WSGilcrest (The Three Boogitys)
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To: lowbridge

LAUGH!

I wish I could see the scenes at the Western Union locations as they tried to claim the money.


23 posted on 05/16/2004 4:05:05 AM PDT by Flyer (CAUTION! People May Be Dumber Than They Appear In The Forum)
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To: lowbridge

bumped bookmarked and please put me on the ping list .... this is a classic


24 posted on 05/16/2004 4:13:17 AM PDT by Centurion2000 (Resolve to perform what you must; perform without fail that what you resolve.)
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To: lowbridge

LOL!


25 posted on 05/16/2004 4:15:12 AM PDT by The G Man (John Kerry? America just can't afford a 9/10 President in a 9/11 world. Vote Bush-Cheney '04.)
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To: Flyer
I wish I could see the scenes at the Western Union locations as they tried to claim the money.

If the "lawyer" is to be believed, he went to every single WU location in his city: ",this money was not fund from all the western union office located in the city.so i don't know where else to go."

This is part of the fun. Sending them on wild goose chases to Western Union offices, airports, hotels, other cities, etc. As long as they think you got money for them, they'll go anywhere you tell them. This also wastes THEIR time when they could be using the time to more productively scam other people who are naive and can be cheated.

26 posted on 05/16/2004 4:18:22 AM PDT by lowbridge ("You are an American. You are my brother. I would die for you." -Kurdish Sergeant)
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To: lowbridge

Thanks for the laugh!
ping me with updates please.


27 posted on 05/16/2004 4:33:05 AM PDT by GOPgirl_VA (onboard USS George Washington (CVN73))
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To: lowbridge

ROFLMAO!

You're funny AND smart! Deadly combination in a man! LOL!

Thanks for sharing this


28 posted on 05/16/2004 4:44:33 AM PDT by tiamat ("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno World!")
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To: lowbridge

You made my Sunday morning. Thanks for the laugh!
Ping me with updates please.



29 posted on 05/16/2004 4:56:08 AM PDT by Wu
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To: lowbridge
You are wickedly funny.

Just be careful. (and I hope you're notifying the proper authorities...)

30 posted on 05/16/2004 4:57:38 AM PDT by Maigrey (Member of the War Babies' Live Thread Free Republic reporting service)
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To: lowbridge
Brilliant stuff...I just received a scam email from Nigeria last week. I thought this was all played out, but I guess not.

Please ping me for updates.

31 posted on 05/16/2004 5:00:44 AM PDT by Pharmboy (History's greatest agent for freedom: The US Armed Forces)
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To: lowbridge

Dude, I'm dyin' here... hahahahah


32 posted on 05/16/2004 5:02:52 AM PDT by ovrtaxt (Islam is a vile culture, and it isn't satisfied to just live in the sands of God's armpit.)
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To: lowbridge

Pretty funny stuff but man, you got too much time on your hands.


33 posted on 05/16/2004 5:03:09 AM PDT by johniegrad
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To: lowbridge
Lowbridge, you sir, are a genius! We're not worthy, we're not worthy....


34 posted on 05/16/2004 5:19:19 AM PDT by ovrtaxt (Islam is a vile culture, and it isn't satisfied to just live in the sands of God's armpit.)
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To: lowbridge

Man, you are too much. Very funny.


35 posted on 05/16/2004 5:19:21 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (`,,`,,Election '04...It's going to be a bumpy ride,,`,,`)
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To: martin_fierro

Have you seen this? ISH all the way!


36 posted on 05/16/2004 5:21:44 AM PDT by ovrtaxt (Islam is a vile culture, and it isn't satisfied to just live in the sands of God's armpit.)
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To: lowbridge
Outfreepingstanding!

If we have a Hall of Fame around here, you are in!!!

37 posted on 05/16/2004 5:29:13 AM PDT by don-o (Stop Freeploading. Do the right thing and sign up for a monthly donation.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Dear Princess Leia,

I spoke to your lawyer. He says imperial credits are almost as worthless as old republic credits on Tatooine. I do know a space slug who can help you though. He has many contacts. email him at jabbathehutt@tatooine.com

Keep on Forcing

xp38

38 posted on 05/16/2004 5:36:24 AM PDT by xp38
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To: diotima; Bob J; dixie sass; RaceBannon; LurkerNoMore!; anymouse; sauropod; MeekOneGOP; uglybiker; ..

bump


39 posted on 05/16/2004 5:39:31 AM PDT by lowbridge ("You are an American. You are my brother. I would die for you." -Kurdish Sergeant)
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To: lowbridge
Arnold Jackson Ububuka


"Whachoo talkin' 'bout, Lowbridge?!"

40 posted on 05/16/2004 5:42:04 AM PDT by NYC GOP Chick ("If I could shoot like that, I would still be in the NBA" -- Bill Clinton, circa 1995)
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