Lowbridge scams the Nigerian 419 Email Scammers

Lowbridge's new website ^ | 4/16/04 | lowbridge

[lowbridge]

Just to be sure it is you, can you please take a picture of yourself wearing a thong on your head while talking into a six inch, spiked heel pump?

Geez....where am I gonna get a six inch spike heeled pump on such short notice?

[Nita Nupress]

What a wicked, warped sense of humor you have. And I thought my homepage was bad.

I love it!

In fact, I think this is THE funniest thing I've ever seen here in 6 years! LOLOL!

[LurkerNoMore!]

*LOL*

You're pretty awesome... Do you know that?

[lowbridge]

Obviously it is gloria "i can't capitalize my i's."

Yes it is, but she does have a male accomplice. I have a couple of voice mail messages from her and a voice mail message from her "lawyer", a guy.

[lowbridge]

You're pretty awesome... Do you know that?

Soitenly :-)

[Interesting Times]

Great stuff.

Maybe you can get a few bucks out of Gloria as a commission for getting her on the cover of Time Magazine...

[catonsville]

Conning Nigerian con men (and women) has become an internet bloodsport.

I found this Aussie wordsmith, who has assumed at least 39 funny identities, in responding to the scammers. His responses stay in character.

Gluteus Maximus, Roman Senator is a hoot.

http://sweetchillisauce.com/nigeria.html

[bondjamesbond]

... Can't breathe...

... Massive laughing convulsions...

... Gotta get back to work...

Lowbridge, you Da' MAN!

[xp38]

Here is one of the pioneers in this. Quite an entertaining read. http://www.scamorama.com/threebucks.html

[stanz]

Truly amazing piece of work! Thanks for the link.

[lilylangtree]

Just be sure that you're doing the scamming of the scammers, and not have the tables turned. Good luck! Look forward to your future update.

[Grammy]

"4. This second point is worth dwelling on given its incomprehensible magnitude. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. World-class, A-1, top of the heap, triple whopper with cheese, supersized stupid. So stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. One-of-a-kind, global, universal, intergalactic stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularly, extraordinarily, incredibly, bewilderingly stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your life is a monument to stupidity. I am breathless that anyone or anything in our universe can really be this stupid. You are a primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of stupidity that we know. A behemoth, a leviathan, a colossus of stupidity."

Truly a thing of beauty. Thanks for the link.

[lowbridge]

Maybe you can get a few bucks out of Gloria as a commission for getting her on the cover of Time Magazine...

I havent heard from her as of yet. I did get an email from her lawyer after I posted this thread (details will be posted later). It seems as if she has caught onto me and does not want to continue trying to scam me, but her male accomplice still wants to keep trying.

[lowbridge]

"("So what? So you're big. So you're black. So you've got a badge and a gun. So I'm a dead man.")

Louie DePalma, Taxi :-)

[The Scourge of Yazid]

Man, you're good.

Maybe toooo good.

[Hildy]

This is the funniest thing I read since that guy who went ahead and deposited the check for $1,000,0000 he got from some direct mail thing. AND IT WORKED! If you've never read that story, it's a classic.

[lowbridge]

Never read that story. Got a link?

[Hildy]

Man, it was years ago. I'll try to find it.

[Hildy]

CAN'T BELIEVE I FOUND IT! isn't the internet grand!

Bank Error In My Favor

[sonserae]

dear "Al", Please put me on your ping list. I haven't laughed that hard in months!