Skip to comments.President Bush's Most Secret Secret
Posted on 05/18/2004 4:48:33 AM PDT by Jack Bull
The Secret That Changed The Course of History!
In his free-time, Superman masquerades as a reporter. Batman pretends to be a millionaire playboy. Captain RibMan, however, is the President. Yes, the President, George W. Bush. Think about it. Haven't you wondered why President Bush is basically unavailable after dark? You've been told by White House sources the President likes to turn in early-- in bed by 9 p.m. Right. And what about his on-going struggle with the English language? Ever thought English might be the President's second language? Now you know why he's not an avid reader of books. At least, not Earthly books. The fact is, President Bush is actually an alien from a distant planet who devotes much of his time to vigilante justice! Axis of Evil-doers, beware!
Once again, President Bush has been misunderestimated. Bob Woodward and Bill Sammon have recently written in-depth books about the Bush White House. How did they miss this?
This is not very funny. Silly maybe. But not funny. V's wife.
I am envisioning a huge question mark forming over the head of everyone who sees this thread. . . . .
I think I saw Captain Ribman at Otto's recently.
Another reason I only use the local alternative paper to get my fireplace going.
Is it your intention to out yourself at last?
Aren't comics supposed to be funny?
I gotta agree with the others here.
This comic has long since run out of funny. Let it die.
This is a really strange comic strip.
Not so stupid when you realize that President Bush would need to have super powers to be able to do all of the things the left accuses him of doing.
Yes, the Left has it both ways on Bush. They say he is stupid yet diabolically cunning and a conspirator without equal. They're a tad over the top.
Thanks! I'm a Ribman fan, myself.
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