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School Handout
| 05/18/2004
| anonymous 9th gr. Eng. school teacher
Posted on 05/19/2004 3:25:49 AM PDT by pageonetoo
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To: LexBaird
Smokey Says...Only You Can Keep the Man from Finding my Weed Farm
Give a Hoot...Snort a Toot
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posted on
05/19/2004 11:56:28 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(They could choose between shame and war: Some chose shame, but got war anyway.)
To: pageonetoo
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posted on
05/23/2004 4:07:20 PM PDT
by
ThePythonicCow
(I was humble, before I was born. -- J Frondeur Kerry)
To: pageonetoo
"Where Are Daddy's Pants?" by Victoria Reggie
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posted on
05/23/2004 4:16:50 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
("Well, Ah do declare! It looks as if the Senator has changed his position on offshore drillin'.")
To: pageonetoo
"Daddy Got His Shotgun" by Courtney Love
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posted on
05/23/2004 4:19:56 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
(Kurt Cobain killed himself after finally listening to Hole sober.)
To: pageonetoo
"Saturday Night At The Movies" by Paul Reubens
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posted on
05/23/2004 4:20:34 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
(Kurt Cobain killed himself after finally listening to Hole sober.)
To: pageonetoo
That little-known movie tie-in...
"If You Give Dr. Lecter A Kidney..." by Thomas Harris.
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posted on
05/23/2004 4:24:11 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
("...I do wish we could chat longer...but I'm having an old friend for dinner...'Bye!")
To: pageonetoo
"So You Want To Be An Intern..." by former President Bill Clinton
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posted on
05/23/2004 4:32:34 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
(How can we ignore the Clintons if they won't go away?)
To: moodyskeptic
You're going to die someday, and there's nothing you can do to stop it
10 fun games to play on a busy street
Mommy's trying to kill me!
Wetting your bed and another things you should tell your classmates that you did
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posted on
05/23/2004 4:51:45 PM PDT
by
Sofa King
(MY rights are not subject to YOUR approval http://www.angelfire.com/art2/sofaking/index.html)
To: Sofa King
The Big Hand Touches the Little Hand, by Michael Jackson
The Day Jimmy Discovered Dynamite
I Fed My Sibling to a Zoo Animal
My Friend Satan
Why Do Mommy and Daddy Make Funny Noises In the Bedroom?
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posted on
05/23/2004 5:03:47 PM PDT
by
Galactic Overlord-In-Chief
(Kerry, you have low poll numbers but I have good news. I just saved hundreds by switching to Geico.)
To: pageonetoo
Plagiarized from elsewhere on the web, I forget where:
* Horton Hires a Ho
* Who Shat in the Hat?
* Mr. Brown's Colon Can Moo (Can You?)
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posted on
05/23/2004 5:11:59 PM PDT
by
Oberon
(What does it take to make government shrink?)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
"Hello, Satan? It's Me, Margaret"My ex wrote a childrens book???
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posted on
05/23/2004 5:15:52 PM PDT
by
null and void
(The owls are not what they seem...)
To: pageonetoo
"A Child's Guide to Slaughter Houses"
"101 Ways to Pick Your Nose"
"Susie's Fat and Ugly"
"Why It's OK to Hate"
"Grandpa Went to Hell"
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posted on
05/23/2004 5:44:49 PM PDT
by
FourPeas
(Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten. ~B.F. Skinner)
To: Galactic Overlord-In-Chief
"I Fed My Sibling to a Zoo Animal"
LOL!
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posted on
05/23/2004 6:32:16 PM PDT
by
Sofa King
(MY rights are not subject to YOUR approval http://www.angelfire.com/art2/sofaking/index.html)
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