Skip to comments.SF Cops Caught Performing in Porn Video
Posted on 05/26/2004 6:15:57 AM PDT by billorites
SAN FRANCISCO (KRON) -- Two San Francisco officers have been caught in compromising positions.
A hardcore porn video shows an SFPD officer having a sexual encounter with the female institutional police officer from the Sheriff's Department. The officers have not been charged.
Police chief Heather Fong was reportedly informed about the video late last week.
Both departments have launched investigations into the behavior of the two officers. "The Department has started an immediate investigation into the incident to determine if any department rules, policies, procedures have been violated. Also if any criminal conduct has occurred," explains Maria Oropeza, SFPD spokeswoman.
It is a pay to view porn website showing various sex scenes, each with a different storyline. In the one with the two law enforcement officers, the female officer from the Sheriff's Department ironically plays a hooker called "Myra."
The SFPD officer plays a john on the prowl.
Neither the Sheriff's Department nor SFPD has released the names of the two because of the confidentiality of the investigative process.
We do know that the officer has been with the force for just a little over three years and that he worked out of the Tenderloin Police Station, until this week.
He has been transferred from his station and currently working at a station with minimal public contact.
The female member of the Sheriff's Department is an institutional police officer working at San Francisco General Hospital.
The Sheriff's Department tells KRON 4 News, she's also under investigation but will remain at the hospital during the probe.
Both SFPD and the Sheriff's Department tell KRON4 that lot of people are talking about this.
President of the Police Officers Association Gary Delagnes says, "My personal opinion is that it's inappropriate activity for a police officer and brings a bad light on our department or you wouldn't be asking me these questions."
However, Delagnes says there are more important issues for police to focus on. "This is a very very small percentage of people that get into trouble and get into silly stupid things and we like to concentrate on the 99 percent that are out there doing their job everyday and don't necesarily get the response from the city government that we'd like to see," he says.
It's ironic that the cop plays a hooker, as opposed to a lonely housewife, for example.
Lots of government workers have 2 jobs.
Hey fellow Reptiles, its time for a San Francisco cops-in-a-porn-video ping!
hehhehheh... I think I'm gonna like your pinglist.
I pulled you over cause your headlight's out.
"Is that a Glock in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
Tenderloin, why aren't the vegens up at arms over the name? Maybe they can change it to the tendertofu district.
"This isn't the real America."
Repeat as necessary.
Ah yes, The Long Blue Vein of the Law.
So is that what he's calling himself these days? Excuse me if I sound a little cynical or uncaring about this "broad" and "her" troubled police department, but let me explain my experience there.
Yes, I was a cop in S.F., and fresh out of the academy I was assigned to a beat in the Mission Hills district, paired up with a veteran, Harry Fong.
Harry was a good cop, knew everyone there was to know, and like every other vet he did his share of griping about the freaks and the politicos and the pay. After we'd been together for a while we got into a scrape at a bath house while responding to an assault call.
Two of the regualars at "Ben Dover's Golden Bath & Shower House" - Mr. Leather and Mr. Piston, who ironically showed up on another thread yesterday, shown in a photo at a queer marriage rally in Palo Alto - were in an argument over whose turn it was to catch when things got ugly. Harry was grabbed from behind and his nightstick was taken. In the melee we were separated and Harry later came out of a backroom looking startled, confused, disheveled, and smoking a cigarette. When Mr. Leather tried to give him his nightstick back, Harry said "no, you keep it, L."
Over coffee and doughnuts Harry asked me not to include anything about him being in the other room in my incident report. I covered for him, confused like any rookie would be over what transpired. I guess he felt like he could trust me after that.
Well, things happen, you know, bills become overdue, girlfriends become more expensive, and before you know it, Harry is offering me a part in a private production of a local re-make of a Clint Eastwood classic. Only this time its entitled "Really Dirty Harry." I said 'sure, I'll give it a try,' even though I hadn't been onstage since the fifth-grade production of "Lawrence of Arabia: In the Hands of Captors".
When he took us to the set I realized something was different. Then it was time to drop trow and "perform." Harry had no problem. He grabbed the female lead and performed like the old grizzled beat cop he was. I was nervous and, lets just say, I spent my magazine before my career got started.
Well, I was never able to walk into the station house again after that without imagining that every laugh and giggle was directed at me. I decided to move out East for a fresh start, and maybe eventually marry a nice girl and raise a family. Harry and I kept in touch for a while, until his letters began to question whether the freaks and queers "may be onto something, after all." He claimed he was getting bored with "just women all the time." When he questioned his role in the traditional male setting of law enforcement and pondered whether he would be happier in interior design, I didn't write back.
That whole episode of my life was fading from view as I tended to my family and lived a normal suburban existence. This article shocked me to no end, and I guess the whole SFPD porn racket has grown beyond the fledgling cottage industry it was when I fled East those many years ago.
The fact that "Heather" Fong is the chief of police alarms me, and can only mean that they are now into the truly bizarre stuff that you can't get through the U.S. mail but instead have to go to Germany or your local Democrat representative's office in order to obtain.
An underuncover operation.
I am certain that they will claim that this was an under covers operation used to snatch a criminal. All in a days work, don't you know.
On a serious note, that's one of the best-and undoubtedly, one of the strangest-strips out there!
Only "Mr. Wiggles" even approaches the weirdness exhibited on a weekly basis by Max Cannon.
Very funny. Sounds like a story line for "Reno 911." Expect a spin-off.
I've never seen "Mr. Wiggles" - do you have a link?
Who was the winner of the Ms. Ebonics pageant?
Feel free to send me hate-mail, either to my inbox or in your public comments, or both if you're sufficiently offended.
That's about the sole surprise here.
Thank you, sir. Actually, there is a multi-edition video series available at your local video and implement emporium!
Go to nypress.com and look on the right hand side where all of the "departments" are listed, e.g. "mail", "columns", etc. There should be one marked "comics." Click on that and then go to the "Mr. Wiggles" strip running for that week.
His recent stuff hasn't really lived up to his reputation, but I still think he's pretty damn funny.
If you don't feel like wading through the insufferable crap that constitutes most of The New York Press, than just type in neilswaab.com and look at some of his vintage stuff.
P.S. My own sense of humor is a little bit wacked, though I have no problem admitting it to one and all. For me, it doesn't matter if you're a Klu Kluxer, Black Panther, adherent to LaVey Satanism, or a member of the Church of Scientology; as long as you're funny.
P.P.S. Okay, so there are no funny Scientologists, they're all pretty much a**holes! But if there were, rest assured that I'd be hanging out with them!