Anything we can do to harpoon the french, (small f intentional) Frog, (capital F intentional, as Frogs do more for humanity than the french) bastids.
Le Bump Magnifique.
LOL France sucks!
This is a great one!
And, of course, we all know why the french line their roads with leafy trees.
LOL. I was at a dinner last night where Miss Wisconsin 1999 was a featured speaker. As it happened, I was seated with her parents. When it was time to pass the salad dressing, someone asked her father if he wanted the "french". "Yes," he replied, "but I wish we could call it something else!"
SIMPLY OUTSTANDING!
Go ahead and laugh out loud. I did.
We need to bring the fallen home from Normandy. That country does not deserve their presence.
As Arlington is maxed out they would be the best reason to establish a new national military cemetary.
Haven't heard this before. Thanks for the post. I'm copying to my folder.
The thing that gets me about France it that at that time, there were some very courageous men and women who helped our troops. Not only those in the resistance, but also in the villages. I suppose today the spirit of the Vichy has come to dominate again.
I have only posted one thread and have been a Freeper for about four years. I found that the format here makes it easy to post correctly, although I was a bit nervous myself. Way to go and congrats on a great post!
Why I Hate the French
(1) They are nothing but a bevy of whores.
(2) French food is highly overrated and expensive. All they did was steal the Italian cuisine and add rich fatty sauces.
(3) They allow a young "Arafat" look-alike, with wires protruding from his shoes, a one-way ticket and no luggage, to board a plane bound to Miami from Paris.
(4) Their women need to get up close and personal with a "Lady Norelco and some Nair." Sadly, they also stole this from the Italians.
(5) The "Concord" - It gets you to France too quick and out of France too slow. I spent a year in France one week. "Ba Da Bing." These are the jokes, folks, I know you're out there. I can hear you breathing.
(6) The French language. I got a "D" in high school French and a sore throat to boot. I should have taken Spanish. Even a Frenchman can get a "C."
(7) French Architecture. Highly overrated. Stole it from the Romans and fagged it up.
(8) When staying at a French hotel, never use the hotel safe. Hide your valuables under a big bar of soap in the shower.
(9) WWII. Could have stopped Hitler early on. Why didn't they? See (1) above.
(10) Napoleon. Stole this crazy little bastard from the Italians, made him more crazy and, well, the rest is history. The song is true, in this case, "Short people have no reason to live."
(11) They have a pro golfer that took a 3 or 4 stroke lead, into the final hole of the final round of the British Open and lost.
(12) They have a winning black figure skater who should be playing ice hockey with Tonya "I'll break your knee caps" Harding. They both have about as much grace as a "fire plug."
(13) Ira ("since you do not love me anymore, I'll beat you to death, put your battered body in a truck, flee to Europe, say the CIA set me up and the French will fight my extradition for years") Einhorn.
(14) Jerry Lewis. If not for the French, his career would have been over a long time ago.