Skip to comments.Mullah's Plan To Boost Job Market: Hire Fanatics To Blow Themselves Up!
Posted on 06/05/2004 4:37:38 PM PDT by faludeh_shirazi
As part of the anniversary ceremonies of Iman Khomeini's death, an international gathering of candidates for suicide bombing will take place in Tehran under the title " Suicide in Tehran." The "Center for the appreciation of the Shahid" of the world Islamic Movement, declared today that an international gathering of "Shahids" (martyr bombers) is to take place with the objective of presenting suicide bombing as the most effective and influential method to compel occupying forces to flee Muslim territories. The ceremony will include participants from various Jihad movements and will take place on 02/06/04 in the AL-SHOHADAH HALL at 7th Batir square.
Among the speakers at the gathering will be ZAHRA Mustafai the great grand daughter of Iman Khomeini, Member of the Majles. Mehdi Kushk, Sardar Salamati head of operations at the H.Q of the Revolutionary Guards, Hassan Abbasi head of the Institute of the doctrine of "Defense without borders" and IRI's Television terrorism proponent, and lastly Sardar Kazemi, a Veteran officer who participated in the Iran Iraq war.
Besmetalli (Islamic Invocation)
Registration for Martyrdom Operations
Children: Birth Date:
What Martyrdom Operations are you Prepared For?
Against the Occupiers in Iraq ___________________________
Against the Occupiers in Jerusalem ______________________
Towards the Execution of the Fatwa against Salman Rushdie _________
I declare the above
And additionally I am interested in membership in the Global Islamic Martyrdom Brigades
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Remember - the Reuters article says 10,000 Iranians but seriously it's mostly Arabs and fanatics from other countries.. MAjority of Iranians hate these fu****** mullahs!
I have to Laugh....LOL!
SUICIDE INSTRUCTOR: Watch carefully, I'm only going to show you this once.
This is definitely a temporary position...
BTW - that number is very inflated.
At least this time, nobody is going to complain about Mexico and India taking all the jobs.
IT's inflated - and I highly doubt more than 20 Irnaians would die for these fuc***s! They are brainwashed Pales, N.Africans.. etc..
I'm glad when I was a kid my folks encouraged us to build lemonaid stands and mow lawns for our spending money....
It's also tough to write that first back-to-school essay of 'What I did on my summer vacation'
when what you did was 'detonate my first semtex vest"
Classified ad -Wanted---One suicide Bomber to go to the AL SHAHADA HALL and detonate himself there so all the other suicide bombers can go out together and take 3 Mullahs with them.
Always advisable to speak to an alumnus first...
LOL, someone should ask them for a trial runthrough.
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