Posted on 06/06/2004 3:14:47 PM PDT by cureforcancer
I believe that I have found a natural medicine (refluxed pure natural rubber, and since natural, basically unregulated by FDA) that is anti – carcinogenic and may cure cancer, and natural rubber (the longest known molecule), seams to have the ability to also stop bleeding once in the blood system, which in many cases is the first sign of cancer as an cancerous ulcer.
The German scientist Paul Ehrlich (1854-1915) came up with the concept in medicine of a magic bullet that would kill bacteria but not harm Humans. He had some success with an arsenic compound that he add natural organic molecules to it, so it wouldn't hurt humans but kill bacteria. Some bacteria seam to have a magic bullet when they attack other bacteria Under the microscope watching some bacteria they can come up to other bacteria and completely numb other bacteria leaving them void of life without touching them or seeing any visible means to do this(Paramecium). This magic bullet could be that bacteria have could be magnetic, electromagnetic or vibrational. So basically I feel that bacteria have been playing this magic bullet for billions of years and what we need is a Anti - Bullet, or anti - dislodging agent or maybe Anti - Slip.
Some bacteria adsorb the iron in a Human body and leave the body low on iron. Do they do this to put the magnetic, electromagnetic and vibrational holding properties in their favor and shouldn't to protect yourself from this kind of bacteria take iron supplement or eat meat since it has high iron content?
I have made a new rubber medicine Anti - Slip. I prepare the medicine by heating natural rubber or natural rubber sap in a flask for about an hour and having a small hole in lid that I light with a flame and let burn the exhausting gases (refluxing).
Now smoke is a carcinogen and can cause cancer, and since I am removing this carcinogen from the rubber and let cool, wouldn't the refluxed natural rubber have a tendency to adsorb carcinogens and may be Anti - Carcinogenic if taken as medicine in the human body.
This may be why cooking in pressure cooker the food is so good because you are removing carcinogens and the food is Anti – Carcinogenic.
This is the flakiest damned thing I've ever heard of.
Let me tell 'ya little story bout a man named ZOT!
" Quack! Quack!"
Let us know when you come up with a miracle cure for getting of FAT.
Wow! That didn't take long!
I guess the DU is stuck on the April calendar page. Today is NOT, I repeat, NOT April Fools Day.
You're not allowed to sell rubbers on FR.
After reading way too much on Reagan and feeling rather sad...leave it to the Zotmeister to put a smail on my face. Only at FR: mop water as cancer cure LOL
Aw geez, I want in on the anti-fat thing!
Um, that would be the Reflux Rubber Waistband!
Ya know, if you stretch a rubber over your head and secure it tightly around the neck it can cure pretty much whatever ails you.
Someone needs a Refluxed Rubber Room with a No-Slip floor LOL
ROFL!!
Dr. Greg! Dr. Greg!
Hey get in on the ground floor while you can lol
One too many trips to the Orgasmatron?
What you say?
How are you making out with that cure for acrophobia? I have a theory on that one. Sedate the patient (by making unconscious) and carry him at the top of one of those 500-foot radio towers. Then quickly climb back down the tower. When the patient comes to, he will realize his situation and will be forced to come down the tower on his own. In doing so, the patient will be forced to come to terms with his fear of heights and upon reaching the bottom, he will realize that it was not so bad and his acrophobia will be cured.
Who would want refluxed rubber, anyway? Wouldn't it smell like puke?
Sounds good.
Of course, to get the full benefit of the treatment you describe, you should insert your head along with the flask inside an airtight plastic enclosure such as a dry cleaning bag, then tightly secure the bag around your neck with thick rubber bands, duct tape, or other type of stricture. Make absolutely sure that there are no holes of any kind in the bag and that no outside air can penetrate the bag for at least 2 hours. Otherwise, the medication will be diluted. This way, you assure that none of the medication can escape and you can just sit back and inhale all of the smoky goodness.
Hehe-- the all natural rubber cure for hemmerhoids?
Let me know when you wring the bugs out, ok?
Click on cureforcancer: "This account has been banned or suspended." That didn't take long!
Get your snake oil here! Hurry up before all sold out....
Hmmmn.
I too, usually get a smail on my face after getting a funny greetings card from the Post Office.
I tell you they just don't make Zots like they used to.
I remember the early days, a Zot was an uncommon occurence,
most of the time they fought back, now poof and they're gone
no struggle, no cat and mouse, hardly any fun at all.
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This is a REAL article:
One pill a day could keep food and nicotine cravings away
http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/2004-03-09-pill-usat_x.htm
NEW ORLEANS — Researchers took aim Tuesday at two of the world's leading killers by unveiling a single pill that suppresses the powerful cravings that drive people to overeat and smoke.
Doctors don't view the drug, called rimonabant, as a Viagra-like lifestyle enhancer. Instead, they see it as a potential lifesaver that can reduce a constellation of risk factors for diabetes and heart disease.
"We saw this spectacular drop in waistlines and changes in many other risk factors that are beyond what you would ordinarily expect," said Jean-Pierre Despres, of Quebec Heart Institute at Laval Hospital Center in Quebec City. Despres presented one of two rimonabant studies released at the American College of Cardiology meeting here.
He found that the drug lowered levels of the dangerous blood fats called triglycerides and small dense LDL, the so-called "bad cholesterol," and C-reactive protein, a dangerous sign of artery inflammation. Rimonabant also improved the metabolic syndrome that signals imminent diabetes and heart disease and raised levels of HDL, which protect the heart.
Rimonabant is the first in a class of drugs designed to mute the appetite alarms of the endocannabinoid system, the alarms activated by pot smoking and alcohol that give people the munchies and make them want to smoke when they're under the influence. It appears to work mainly by suppressing cravings, but it may also block fat cells from storing fat.
Made by Paris-based Sanofi-Synthelabo, the drug is undergoing further testing and won't be on the market for two years.
I've been telling people for years, especially those on the Left, that if they are truly serious about recycling they should do something about all those used condomsthat are gumming up our landfills.
Made by Paris-based Sanofi-Synthelabo, the drug is undergoing further testing and won't be on the market for two years.
*** But I can't WAIT for another two years hehehe :D
And you want to be my latex salesman?
Thank you. Most kind of you.
How about a Rubber Ducky?
I could use one of those.
Of course with my luck...someone would misinterpret my use of the word use...and claim I'm demeaning rubber Duckies.
She makes me wish that I were that duck. Talk about lucky duck!
"Just take three teaspoons of this wonder elixer, and you'll be cured of what ails you!" -Snake oil salesman
"Don't worry, folks. I am here to help you!" -Liberal politician
I was going to ask a question about the rubber ducky. Nevermind.
The inventor of the first synthetic rubber, neoprene, was Julius Nieuwland.
He just happened to also be a Catholic priest.
Oh, the irony! ;-)
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