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How Democrats Think. Not a joke. Maybe barf alert
www.teachers.net ^ | 6/7/200-4 | anon

Posted on 06/06/2004 11:06:33 PM PDT by genghis

Post: To Be a Republican in 2004 Posted by anon for obvious reasons on 6/06/04

To be a Republican in 2004, somehow, you have to believe that:

1. Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary

Clinton.

2. The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our

highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.

3. "Standing Tall for America" means firing your workers and moving

their jobs to India.

4. A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but

multinational corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind

without regulation.

5. Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a

conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers

for your recovery.

6. The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in

speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.

7. Group sex and drug use are degenerate sins unless you someday run for

governor of California as a Republican.

8. If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.

9. A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies,

then demand their cooperation and money.

10. HMOs and insurance companies have the interest of the public at

heart.

11. Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing

health care to all Americans is socialism.

12. Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but

creationism should be taught in schools.

13. It is okay that the Bush family has done $millions of business with

the Bin Laden family.

14. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's

daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and

a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.

15. A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable

offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which

thousands die is solid defense policy.

16. Government should limit itself to the powers named in the

Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.

17. The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but

George Bush's Harken Oil stock trades are none of our business.

18. You support states' rights, which means Attorney General John

Ashcroft can tell states what local voter initiatives they have a right to adopt.

19. What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest,

but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.

20. Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade

with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.

21. Affirmative Action is wrong, but it's ok for your daddy and his

friends to get you into Yale, the Texas Air National Guard, Harvard Business

School, part ownership of Harken Oil, part ownership of the Texas

Rangers,and the governorship of Texas and then have the Supreme Court appoint

you President of the USA.


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It is sad, but I am always fascinated with how democrats think, because for the life of me, it is so different from how I think, I just can't imagine. This gives some glipse how misguided they are.
1 posted on 06/06/2004 11:06:34 PM PDT by genghis
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To: genghis

>>>...how democrats think...

They don't.


2 posted on 06/06/2004 11:09:12 PM PDT by Keith in Iowa (Reagan defeated communism while Kerry was kissing its arse.)
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They feel.


3 posted on 06/06/2004 11:10:02 PM PDT by Keith in Iowa (Reagan defeated communism while Kerry was kissing its arse.)
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To: genghis
It is sad, but I am always fascinated with how democrats think

Your implicit assumption is unsupported by available evidence.

4 posted on 06/06/2004 11:10:55 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: genghis

To be a Democrat in 2004, you have to be hateful, and mentally ill.


6 posted on 06/06/2004 11:35:03 PM PDT by My2Cents (Godspeed, President Reagan....And thank you.)
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To: genghis
How Democrats think is not a joke it is an oxymoron.
7 posted on 06/06/2004 11:38:14 PM PDT by armymarinemom (Ultimate Flip Flop->I support the Troops but not their mission)
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To: genghis

this came from Teachers.Net ??

Well it explains why our kids can't read .. these idiots have not a clue


8 posted on 06/06/2004 11:43:16 PM PDT by Mo1 (Make Michael Moore cry.... DONATE MONTHLY!!!)
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To: Mo1

And.........It only took the writer three weeks to prepare the BS.


9 posted on 06/06/2004 11:53:17 PM PDT by conshack
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To: conshack

To be a Democrat in 2004 you have to believe that :

1. You must be against the death penalty for murderers and terrorists because life is precious but for aborting unborn children at any point of a pregnancy for any reason whatsoever.

2. People are entitled to whatever subsidy they can get from the taxpayers but people who want to keep what they earn are greedy.

3. Protesting the mission, slandering the Commander-in-Chief, constant Viet Nam references and voting against funding the mission is somehow supporting the troops.

4. Completely ignoring the law and the will of the people is OK for the mayor of San Francisco but not a judge in Alabama.

5. The Republican administration is more responsible for the September 11 attacks than the men who actually flew the planes into the buildings.

6. Questioning the patriotism of others is wrong unless you're talking about "Benedict Arnold" CEOs or a Republican president.

7. The same government that can't deliver the mail can run the health care system.

8. A man being forced to wear a dog leash is worse than and deserves more press coverage than a public beheading.

That only took me 15 minutes.


10 posted on 06/07/2004 12:14:04 AM PDT by Hostile
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To: Keith in Iowa

To think one needs something to do the thinking WITH. Anatomical diagnosis (the part involved) in the case at hand is, I balieve, self-evident.


11 posted on 06/07/2004 12:28:12 AM PDT by GSlob
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Just once I'd like to read something written by a Demoncrat that wasn't totally stupid or not funny.
Their defense of bimbo bill and his commie wife is
disgusting.


12 posted on 06/07/2004 1:16:37 AM PDT by Cowgirl
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To: Keith in Iowa
If anyone actually believes as that list suggests, they're just ignorant....pretty much sums up dimocrats.
13 posted on 06/07/2004 1:19:11 AM PDT by highlander_UW (Evil doesn't want to leave you alone. It wants to draw you in and force you into complicity. - Keyes)
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To: genghis

Is it just me or does this make the rounds about twice a year?


14 posted on 06/07/2004 4:24:04 AM PDT by tdadams (If there were no problems, politicians would have to invent them... wait, they already do.)
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To: Hostile

Bravo! Brilliant.


15 posted on 06/07/2004 4:30:49 AM PDT by Lurking in Kansas (No tagline here... move along)
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To: tdadams
Is it just me or does this make the rounds about twice a year?

Try "twice a week". :(

16 posted on 06/07/2004 4:31:07 AM PDT by hellinahandcart
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To: All

Off-topic, but did anyone else, out of the blue, have to log in again just now? I can't figure out what happened.


17 posted on 06/07/2004 4:34:32 AM PDT by hellinahandcart
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To: genghis

I've often wondered how intelligent (yes, they have brains) people can maintain opinions so diametrically oposed to the truth. I believe that in itself is a major clue.

When I saw the confirmation hearing of Robert Bork and saw Teddy Kennedy, Joseph Biden and Howard Metzembaum use sophistry laced arguments and manipulations to attack Bork, I realized that there was more going on than a simple clash of world views. It was Good versus Evil.

Supernatural, malevolent evil exists and there are people who have given themselves over to serving it. The unifying force of serving evil is the best explanation for the fact that militant feminists who fiercely promote the killing of the the innocent unborn and Islamic terrorists who enslave women and fiercely kill the innocent find common cause.

Consider the diverse groups that we lump together as the enemy and how they all support EVIL. They often seem to illogically defend and cover for one another. It's not so illogical when you realize they're really all on the same team.

Western liberalism is a major nexus of evil. The National Democratic Party is evil. On a local level there are a lot of useful idiots who may be basically good people but on a national level there are very few who are righteous. I believe that abortion and esp. partial birth abortion has served as a litmus test to insure that no person with a concience need apply for a national level office.

One thing of interest, if Satan is behind it all; It gives me pause that he seems to be a strong advocate for gun control. I see this as the set up for the bloodbath described in Rev 13:7, 15.


18 posted on 06/07/2004 5:29:31 AM PDT by UnChained
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To: genghis
Thank G-d this was posted for the 192,393,491,565th time. I missed it the other 192,393,491,564 times.
19 posted on 06/07/2004 5:30:53 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("Stay well - Stay safe - Stay armed - Yorktown" -- harpseal)
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To: Hostile
To be a Democrat in 2004 you have to believe that : .......

That only took me 15 minutes.

#9. Bill clinton was the greatest president ever and Algore won in 2000.

#10. Hitlery clinton deserves to be the next president.

20 posted on 06/07/2004 5:45:07 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (It is not Bush's fault... it is the media's fault!)
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To: genghis
Well, I agree with one of them -

20. Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
I never did understand this one. Didn’t Hanoi John push for free trade with Viet Nam? The rest are pretty much simplistic garbage.
But - why did they leave out all the money we give to North Korea?
21 posted on 06/07/2004 5:52:20 AM PDT by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
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To: genghis
After reading the above list...I have figured out how a Democrat thinks:

And this is all a Democrat ever sees:


22 posted on 06/07/2004 6:09:23 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (`,,`,,Election '04...It's going to be a bumpy ride,,`,,`)
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To: genghis

I maintain that being a democrat is a mental illnes, and this proves it. Now the question is whether we should deny voting privledges to the mentally ill. Yes, I think that makes sense.


23 posted on 06/07/2004 6:13:24 AM PDT by Imagine
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To: Lazamataz
I missed it the other 192,393,491,564 times.

That's because you are just...not...paying...attention, young man.

Now stop running around with those scissors and come sit down and do your Freeping. Otherwise there will be no Spider Goulash for you tonight.

24 posted on 06/07/2004 6:13:57 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (`,,`,,Election '04...It's going to be a bumpy ride,,`,,`)
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To: hellinahandcart
...did anyone else, out of the blue, have to log in again just now? I can't figure out what happened.

Ooops, sorry. It was me. My bad. Won't happen again.

25 posted on 06/07/2004 6:15:28 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (`,,`,,Election '04...It's going to be a bumpy ride,,`,,`)
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To: genghis

they don't think: brain-damaged parrots do not think.


26 posted on 06/07/2004 6:39:09 AM PDT by King Prout (the difference between "trained intellect" and "indoctrinated intellectual" is an Abyssal gulf)
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