He had been watching way too much Fox News the night I took this picture.
Posted on 06/10/2004 10:41:32 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
I'll bet. He probably hears that at least twice a day!
LOL!! Too right! We had a golden who somehow couldn't hear us calling her to come in from the yard, but she'd hear a pop-top from a mile away on a hot summer day...she loved to drink a little beer off the patio stones!
I suspect our current two are just as smart, and "willful"...hehe!
Other words one couldn't spell or say in the dog's prescence: out, food, play.
Spelling them backwards provided some slight relief from being trampled upon or drooled on, but that didn't last long.
Dog riding on a moped?
Wish I could've seen that.
(Got to see my uncle drive his 'girlfriend' who was "A real dog" in his orange Nova affectionately called the Orange Peel. He was cleaning the car and the dog hopped in and wouldn't get out until he drove around the block.)
The Molting One is my wife's cat.
He suffers from nervous delusions I think.
He does the nervous shedding thing, and runs from his own tail when he sees it move.
When we had the dog, he seemed to think she was okay, if a bit on the drooly side.
(Even if he did leave his molted fur on her nose thus making the dog sneeze uncontrollably.)
Cat that's that old?
Ouch.
It's the most remarkable thing you'll ever see.
It's kind of like that dog on
Spin City.
I think its name was "Rags", though I'm not positive.
Some of my friends have dogs, including my friend Pepper, who has a little pug.
I'm not sure how his girlfriend feels about that, but I guess she's put up with it to this point in time.
Currently I don't have a dog.
Not sure when and if I'll ever have another one.
I have a 24 pound cat, and that precludes owning anything smaller than a Corgi.
The cat would eat anything smaller or similar to her size/mass.
That leaves me looking for a dog in a husky/hound size class.
It's always good to keep those "replacement" dogs in stock; just in case an unforeseen accident occurs.
Hmmm....Finally!, The Smokin' Gun...Now we know why Buddy, the Dog....was killed ("Arkanacided") by the Klintoons?...What about Socks, the Cat?...be afraid...CAT! :))
According to every episode of Lassy, all the humans in her home town could interpret two barks and a woof as indicating what particular trouble little Timmy had gotten himself into. It was uncanny. Damn dog did it every week.
An idea, but Tiny dog was a really weird husky mix.
She liked cats, seemed to think she was one since she'd try to leap up to where they were sitting, and didn't quite understand that not all cats were friendly with dogs.
Since I was bitten in the face once by a rather large female shepherd, I am somewhat leery near dogs and will hold a truce with them.
Just so long as the dog understands that it's a truce.
(Most of ours have understood such. But they seem to think my presence signals 'playtime'.)
After that little incident he managed to escape through our heating ducts, never to be seen or heard from again.
!!
Ninja snake, escaped and location unknown.
"Queenie" was a friend's hundred some-odd pound female german shepherd, and she grabbed me by my face without warning or provocation.
She nailed me good too, shook her head once while having a hold of me and tossed me over the porch railing.
I was 6 at the time, and that was quite a surprise to turn around and suddenly be looking down a dog's throat.
Big mistake on their part!
How much furniture was eaten first?
A friend of mine had a Shepherd named simply "Shep", and said dog's favorite food item was 'livingroom couch cushion' for some reason.
Please!! Don't call them dogs. You're insulting dogs.
My dog used to do my tax returns.
Jiust about the the time I'm beginning to think that I am the smartest little sob to come down the street he shows me different.
We have our own vocabulary/word set.
'Hook-up" means get on leash, etc.
Duke the dog is a good old boy.
regards,
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