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Guiding Light Prophesy Web Site ^ | June 12, 2004 | Prophet Elijah

Posted on 06/15/2004 5:08:54 AM PDT by Prophet Elijah

From those, whose supposed duties are to govern man in the civil matters of this world, we should expect no less from them, that they themselves submit to the one who governs the universe, and that is, God.

Amen and Amen!!


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1 posted on 06/15/2004 5:08:54 AM PDT by Prophet Elijah
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To: Prophet Elijah
Trolls for Jesus!

2 posted on 06/15/2004 5:13:17 AM PDT by RedBloodedAmerican
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To: Prophet Elijah

Prophet Elijah
Since Jun 15, 2004

Are you some kind of weird cultist or just a troll?


3 posted on 06/15/2004 5:34:34 AM PDT by P-Marlowe
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To: Prophet Elijah
From Your Website:

On this day, June 12th 2004,

an almighty proclamation is made!

 

I am the final Prophet, Elijah!

Prepare ye to embrace this Great News!

  

Behold, the Second Coming of the Lord Jesus Christ
and Lord Malchizedek!

.

Hey, Your "PROPHET" can't even spell Melchizedek. what kinda prophet is that?

Oh and BTW are you saying that Jesus came back last Saturday?

4 posted on 06/15/2004 5:42:05 AM PDT by P-Marlowe
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To: P-Marlowe

A little HTML in the wrong hands is a dangerous thing.


5 posted on 06/15/2004 5:52:48 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands (Ronald Reagan on DU: "There's got to be a pony in there somewhere...")
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To: P-Marlowe

Well, at least he didn't call himself a "Profit of God". :O)


6 posted on 06/15/2004 5:57:52 AM PDT by HarleyD (For strong is he who carries out God's word. (Joel 2:11))
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To: P-Marlowe

What blaspheme. I wonder what his real name is?


7 posted on 06/15/2004 6:01:54 AM PDT by marty60
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To: marty60; Prophet Elijah
What blaspheme. I wonder what his real name is?

From his website:

My name is Prophet Elijah and I have the awesome privilege of preparing the way for the second coming of the Lord Jesus Christ and Lord Melchizedek!

Unless he made a legal change of name, then I would have to say that he is a liar or he's hiding something by pretending to be something he's not.

Hey Elijah did your mother give you that name, or did you usurp it for yourself?

8 posted on 06/15/2004 6:09:24 AM PDT by P-Marlowe
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To: Prophet Elijah

Shouldn't you be preparing for your late-night cable TV show?


9 posted on 06/15/2004 6:17:11 AM PDT by opus86
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To: Corin Stormhands; HarleyD; Prophet Elijah
From the Website:

Currently the organization consists of two people who have been divinely united as Disciples of Christ.
We have been given a mission to share this Great News with the entire world.
The WOW Foundation got it's name from us both saying, "WOW" as certain information has been revealed to us since October 2003.

.

Wow! Two people. And they've only been in business for 8 months.

10 posted on 06/15/2004 6:19:12 AM PDT by P-Marlowe
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To: P-Marlowe; Prophet Elijah
...certain information has been revealed to us since October 2003...

Let me guess...It was also around that time that you started having anchovy pizza right before bed time.

11 posted on 06/15/2004 6:23:29 AM PDT by opus86
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To: dighton; general_re
Currently the organization consists of two people who have been divinely united as Disciples of Christ. We have been given a mission to share this Great News with the entire world.
The WOW Foundation got it's name from us both saying, "WOW" as certain information has been revealed to us since October 2003.

It was the first word out of my mouth, too.

12 posted on 06/15/2004 6:39:07 AM PDT by hellinahandcart
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To: hellinahandcart; general_re; BlueLancer; Poohbah; Constitution Day
Oh good, a letter from God.
13 posted on 06/15/2004 6:48:45 AM PDT by dighton
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To: dighton
Oh good, a letter from God.

Wow... that's pretty verbose.
Call it a hunch, but I think God may know the correct spelling of "prophecy".

14 posted on 06/15/2004 6:53:38 AM PDT by Constitution Day (Burger Eating War Monkey)
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To: P-Marlowe
Wow! Two people.

Is the other person Enoch?

15 posted on 06/15/2004 6:53:46 AM PDT by HarleyD (For strong is he who carries out God's word. (Joel 2:11))
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To: dighton; hellinahandcart; Constitution Day; general_re
End Times Party! I brought the soundtrack!


16 posted on 06/15/2004 6:53:47 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (John Kerry - Not the Swiftest Boat in the Delta.)
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To: Prophet Elijah
Melchizedek

Wasn't that the magical imp from the 5th dimension that use to bother Superman?

17 posted on 06/15/2004 6:54:31 AM PDT by techcor
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To: RedBloodedAmerican

LOL!


18 posted on 06/15/2004 6:55:01 AM PDT by AmishDude (Taglines are for losers.)
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To: Prophet Elijah

Thanks for stopping by.


19 posted on 06/15/2004 6:56:06 AM PDT by Protagoras (government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem." ...Ronald Reagan, 1981)
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To: RedBloodedAmerican

20 posted on 06/15/2004 6:57:47 AM PDT by Protagoras (government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem." ...Ronald Reagan, 1981)
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To: Constitution Day
Call it a hunch, but I think God may know the correct spelling of "prophecy".

God has created the perfect spell-check algorithm. His grammar is a little suspect, though. He's got all of those medival sentence constructions.

21 posted on 06/15/2004 6:58:48 AM PDT by AmishDude (Taglines are for losers.)
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To: Prophet Elijah

Are you a Democrat, a Republican or a Christian, or BANNED?


22 posted on 06/15/2004 6:59:43 AM PDT by stainlessbanner
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To: RedBloodedAmerican

Gratuitous punctuation alert!!!


24 posted on 06/15/2004 7:00:43 AM PDT by Howlin
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To: P-Marlowe

AHHH CRAP...He came back and I got stuck here with you...just my luck.


25 posted on 06/15/2004 7:04:42 AM PDT by wallcrawlr (WWRD? WHAT WOULD REAGAN DO?)
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To: Howlin
Gratuitous punctuation alert!!!

Eschew exclamatory abuse. Do it for the children.

26 posted on 06/15/2004 7:08:53 AM PDT by Constitution Day (Burger Eating War Monkey)
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To: aculeus; general_re; BlueLancer; Poohbah; hellinahandcart; Constitution Day
RIP Prophet Elijah, taken off by divine lightning.
...
KING RICHARD

I do remember me: Henry the Sixth
Did prophesy that Richmond should be King,
When Richmond was a little peevish boy.
A king! --perhaps--

BUCKINGHAM.

My lord,--

KING RICHARD.

How chance the prophet could not at that time
Have told me, I being by, that I should kill him?


27 posted on 06/15/2004 7:20:56 AM PDT by dighton
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To: AmishDude; dighton; hellinahandcart; Constitution Day; BlueLancer; Tijeras_Slim
His grammar is a little suspect, though.


28 posted on 06/15/2004 7:23:35 AM PDT by general_re (Drive offensively - the life you save may be your own.)
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To: Prophet Elijah

Sometimes it's not "either-or" but "both-and," Elijah.

I am *both* a Christian *and* a Republican. I am both a husband and a father. I am both a child of God and a child of my parents....


29 posted on 06/15/2004 7:32:26 AM PDT by Theo
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To: stainlessbanner; Prophet Elijah; Admin Moderator; Religion Moderator
Are you a Democrat, a Republican or a Christian, or BANNED?

Banned? He only posted a single vanity article. Sure it lead to a website where you could donate money to his cause, but darn I was hoping he'd answer some of my questions.

Admin Moderator, please restore the Prophet Elijah. I think it would be.... educational... for us to see if he responds.

Give him to the end of the day.

Have mercy.

You know if he is who he says he is, he could call down fire from heaven and burn your hard drive.

30 posted on 06/15/2004 7:45:02 AM PDT by P-Marlowe
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To: Prophet Elijah
Zot, zot, fizz, fizz, Ohh what a relief it is....


31 posted on 06/15/2004 7:55:49 AM PDT by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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To: P-Marlowe
You know if he is who he says he is, he could call down fire from heaven and burn your hard drive.

After smiting the mods, their hard drives, and whatnot, surely he could reverse the ban himself?

32 posted on 06/15/2004 8:02:29 AM PDT by Admin Moderator
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To: Admin Moderator; Prophet Elijah
After smiting the mods, their hard drives, and whatnot, surely he could reverse the ban himself?

Oh yeah.

33 posted on 06/15/2004 8:05:51 AM PDT by P-Marlowe
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To: darkwing104
Meanwhile, in other news....
34 posted on 06/15/2004 8:12:19 AM PDT by 6323cd
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To: Prophet Elijah
I'm not saying this guy isn't a nut, but the opening sentence of this thread is valid.

From those, whose supposed duties are to govern man in the civil matters of this world, we should expect no less from them, that they themselves submit to the one who governs the universe, and that is, God.

Our first President had a very similar outlook.

George Washington: "It is impossible to rightly govern the world without God and the Bible."

35 posted on 06/15/2004 8:26:53 AM PDT by Militiaman7 (Fear not tomorrow, God is already there.)
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To: Prophet Elijah

Welcome to FR. You sound like the Hoftsee brothers from Paltalk. If you are "them", make another account, come back to this thread, and tell us all how you were able to turn "blue" that one time. We'd all love to hear the story.

Chump.


36 posted on 06/15/2004 8:30:58 AM PDT by FourtySeven (47)
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To: Prophet Elijah

YOU are why people do not take Christ seriously.
And, now we do not take YOU sriously.


37 posted on 06/15/2004 12:58:04 PM PDT by Darksheare (Warning! File Mind.DB corrupted! Repaired with backup mind file dated 02/27/99.)
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To: Constitution Day
And would God say something so pop-culture as "I used a tough love approach"?
38 posted on 06/15/2004 1:10:10 PM PDT by Yardstick
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To: Prophet Elijah

What does one call somebody named "Prophet Elijah" for short? Prof? Lydge? Bubba?


39 posted on 06/15/2004 1:12:16 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Yardstick
And would God say something so pop-culture as "I used a tough love approach"?

Verily, I think not.

40 posted on 06/15/2004 1:13:16 PM PDT by Constitution Day (Burger Eating War Monkey)
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To: techcor
Wasn't that the magical imp from the 5th dimension that use to bother Superman?

You mean Fred Flintstone right?

41 posted on 06/15/2004 1:17:25 PM PDT by expatguy (Fallujah Delenda Est!!)
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To: Prophet Elijah
Prophet Elijah

So.... you claim to be a prophet, do you?

So I guess you saw the ZOT! coming?

42 posted on 06/15/2004 1:19:39 PM PDT by SandyInSeattle (You need tons click "co-ordinating")
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To: Constitution Day
"The WOW Foundation got it's name from us both saying, 'WOW' as certain information has been revealed to us since October 2003."

""Wow... that's pretty verbose.
Call it a hunch, but I think God may know the correct spelling of 'prophecy'.
"

CD, you are becoming a prophet!...;-)

43 posted on 06/15/2004 1:21:11 PM PDT by azhenfud ("He who is always looking up seldom finds others' lost change...")
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To: 6323cd
Pope Pius XIII

The Thirteenth. Right.

44 posted on 06/15/2004 1:22:26 PM PDT by TankerKC (R.I.P. Spc Trevor A. Win'E American Hero)
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To: azhenfud

Shhhh. I don't want to ruin my reputation here. ;)


45 posted on 06/15/2004 1:23:30 PM PDT by Constitution Day (Burger Eating War Monkey)
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To: Prophet Elijah

I thought Elijah was a bullfrog. Was a good friend of mine.


46 posted on 06/15/2004 1:23:31 PM PDT by Glenn (The two keys to character: 1) Learn how to keep a secret. 2) ...)
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To: SandyInSeattle
"So I guess you saw the ZOT! coming?"

Yeah. Like those phoney fortune tellers begging us to call them, but they can't "see" our phone numbers to call us....

47 posted on 06/15/2004 1:25:25 PM PDT by azhenfud ("He who is always looking up seldom finds others' lost change...")
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To: Constitution Day
Don't worry - your secret is safe!
48 posted on 06/15/2004 1:28:39 PM PDT by azhenfud ("He who is always looking up seldom finds others' lost change...")
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To: Glenn

I thought that was Jeremiah.
Maybe Elijah was too...


49 posted on 06/15/2004 1:30:59 PM PDT by azhenfud ("He who is always looking up seldom finds others' lost change...")
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To: azhenfud

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go pick up my robes from the dry cleaner.


50 posted on 06/15/2004 1:31:28 PM PDT by Constitution Day (Burger Eating War Monkey)
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