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| June 12, 2004
| Prophet Elijah
Posted on 06/15/2004 5:08:54 AM PDT by Prophet Elijah
From those, whose supposed duties are to govern man in the civil matters of this world, we should expect no less from them, that they themselves submit to the one who governs the universe, and that is, God.
Amen and Amen!!
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To: techcor
Wasn't that the magical imp from the 5th dimension that use to bother Superman?
You mean Fred Flintstone right?
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posted on
06/15/2004 1:17:25 PM PDT
by
expatguy
(Fallujah Delenda Est!!)
To: Prophet Elijah
Prophet Elijah So.... you claim to be a prophet, do you?
So I guess you saw the ZOT! coming?
42
posted on
06/15/2004 1:19:39 PM PDT
by
Not A Snowbird
(You need tons click "co-ordinating")
To: Constitution Day
"
The WOW Foundation got it's name from us both saying, 'WOW' as certain information has been revealed to us since October 2003."
""Wow... that's pretty verbose.
Call it a hunch, but I think God may know the correct spelling of 'prophecy'."
CD, you are becoming a prophet!...;-)
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posted on
06/15/2004 1:21:11 PM PDT
by
azhenfud
("He who is always looking up seldom finds others' lost change...")
To: 6323cd
Pope Pius XIII The Thirteenth. Right.
44
posted on
06/15/2004 1:22:26 PM PDT
by
TankerKC
(R.I.P. Spc Trevor A. Win'E American Hero)
To: azhenfud
Shhhh. I don't want to ruin my reputation here. ;)
To: Prophet Elijah
I thought Elijah was a bullfrog. Was a good friend of mine.
46
posted on
06/15/2004 1:23:31 PM PDT
by
Glenn
(The two keys to character: 1) Learn how to keep a secret. 2) ...)
To: SandyInSeattle
"
So I guess you saw the ZOT! coming?"
Yeah. Like those phoney fortune tellers begging us to call them, but they can't "see" our phone numbers to call us....
47
posted on
06/15/2004 1:25:25 PM PDT
by
azhenfud
("He who is always looking up seldom finds others' lost change...")
To: Constitution Day
Don't worry - your secret is safe!
48
posted on
06/15/2004 1:28:39 PM PDT
by
azhenfud
("He who is always looking up seldom finds others' lost change...")
To: Glenn
I thought that was Jeremiah.
Maybe Elijah was too...
49
posted on
06/15/2004 1:30:59 PM PDT
by
azhenfud
("He who is always looking up seldom finds others' lost change...")
To: azhenfud
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go pick up my robes from the dry cleaner.
To: Glenn
Nope, Jerimiah was a bullfrog. Elijah was a wooden native American (that just doesn't flow)
51
posted on
06/15/2004 1:31:42 PM PDT
by
doubled
( no-account eastcoast libsnob longhaired artsyfartsy slagpunk francophile comsymp)
To: Prophet Elijah
Abort the Gay baby whales and Nuke their remains for Jesus
52
posted on
06/15/2004 1:31:50 PM PDT
by
Johnny Gage
(God Bless our Firefighters, Police, EMS, responders, and God Bless our Veterans)
To: HarleyD
Well, at least he didn't call himself a "Profit of God". :O) No money in it...
53
posted on
06/15/2004 1:38:11 PM PDT
by
Junior
(Love isn't always on time. Sometimes you have to pay for it up front.)
To: azhenfud
Maybe Elijah was too...Oh, yeah.
Old age is such a task.
Thank you.
54
posted on
06/15/2004 1:39:28 PM PDT
by
Glenn
(The two keys to character: 1) Learn how to keep a secret. 2) ...)
To: Prophet Elijah
There's a wonderful parting gift for you backstage.
55
posted on
06/15/2004 1:40:05 PM PDT
by
mhking
To: AmishDude
He's got all of those medival sentence constructions. Not to mention the Medieval ones...
56
posted on
06/15/2004 1:40:40 PM PDT
by
Junior
(Love isn't always on time. Sometimes you have to pay for it up front.)
To: Junior
To: AmishDude
Okay. You owe me a keyboard.
58
posted on
06/15/2004 1:50:49 PM PDT
by
Junior
(Love isn't always on time. Sometimes you have to pay for it up front.)
To: expatguy
Nah. Superman. The imps name was Mxpytlyk or something like it. If tricked into saying his name backwards he'd disappear back to the 5th dimension. I can't remember the one in the Flintstones.
59
posted on
06/15/2004 2:39:12 PM PDT
by
techcor
To: FourtySeven
If you are "them", make another account, come back to this thread, and tell us all how you were able to turn "blue" that one time.Did they use the same method this guy did?
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posted on
06/15/2004 2:48:53 PM PDT
by
CFC__VRWC
( "While I take inspiration from the past, like most Americans, I live for the future. " - R. Reagan)
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