Doug from Upland has been reported to the Secret Service!

phone conversations with the USSS | 6-15-04 | dfu

[thoughtomator]

The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy (affiliate of the International Zionist Conspiracy) always finds a way to make certain things... disappear.

[TonyInOhio]

How does Doug from Upland get away with this stuff?

Clearly, because he is a Man's Man, and the Force is indeed With Him.

[Warren_Piece]

I think it's kind of neat how the loony left has become obsessed with you. We truly live in a bizarre world!

[lilylangtree]

Doug: You've just rated in my hero-worship book. I admire what you said. I thought it was great. I personally think that Clintoon should have been tarred and feathered (along with his ugly wife) and run out of Dodge a long time ago.

[Mister Baredog]

Brilliant.

I see "preemptive strikes" do work.

[clintonh8r]

Nice going, Doug, both for this post and the one that started it all. I enjoy all your stuff on FR, even though I may not respond to each thread.

[petercooper]

doug- keep up the good work.

[doug from upland]

Be careful of threats. That is the lesson we have learned.

What I have always wished for both of them is a shared 6 x 9 jail cell on a refurbished Alcatraz. Tens of millions would pay good money to pay a visit to such an exhibit.

[doug from upland]

Are you allowed to have that screen name? :)

[mhking]

Doug, keep swingin' that cluebat -- the moonbats may figure it out......one day....[g]

[hellinahandcart]

I remember back when Clinton was office-shopping in New York, and had initially settled on some 57th-Street address that was going to cost the taxpayers a bazillion dollars a year. One article quoted someone who said that the asking proce was so hefty because it was on a high floor with a view, and that "if Clinton were only to drop down eight or ten floors, there would be a significant financial savings" or words to that effect.

I posted that the idea of Clinton dropping down eight to ten floors was very appealing to me. Somebody should turn me in. Heaven knows what I might say, if I ever get another straight line that good.

[AppyPappy]

"I heard you was hung"
"And you heard right"

[viaveritasvita]

ROFLMBO!! GO DOUG GO!!

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[Taliesan]

Clinton was a target rich environment for comedy.

[AppyPappy]

Correction:

"They said you was hung"
"And they was right"

[hellinahandcart]

proce = price, naturally.

[clintonh8r]

So far I haven't been charged with any thought crimes. I dare not post my 1998 bumper sticker idea......

[Billthedrill]

I was busy negotiating for a five-figure reward for dropping a dime on you, DFU, and you pulled the rug right out from under me. Thanks a lot.

[bmwcyle]

Have them put in Lewisburg, PA. I have friends in that area. We can get you out into a safe house.