Liberal Hunting License - not funny (YES IT IS!)

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[Legion04]

Cape Cod is that part of Massachusetts that sticks out into the Atlantic ocean like an upraised, bent arm. (Map here.) It is separated from the mainland by the Cape Cod Canal. Transit choices include boat, airplane and the (most popular) car. If taking the car, you'll have to cross the canal on either the Bourne Bridge or the Sagamore Bridge. Both are four-lane (two each direction) bridges with narrow lanes. Consequently, they are the choke points for traffic traveling on and off Cape, as we say.

This causes traffic back-ups that often extend 5-10 miles from the bridges as tourists and vacationers try to reach the beaches. It's a real pain in the ass. As a joke, someone printed up bogus Cape Cod Canal Tunnel permits that look like official access passes to a mythical tunnel under the canal. Those were funny, before the joke wore off (they're ubiquitous now; unfunny). The joke played on the tension and the angst from traffic delays and skewered tourists who might actually look for the tunnel that doesn't exist.

After 9/11 and the start of the Afghan War, someone printed up bogus Terrorist Hunting permits. Those were funny, too, before they were everywhere. The joke played on the tension and the angst in America and on our need and right to attack those who would attack us.

Now someone has printed up these Liberal Hunting licenses. These are not funny.

Yes, politics can be funny. Yes, politics can be stressful. But nothing is funny about shooting your political opponent. That's what they do in the Stone Age mud states our enemies come from. It is not what we do here. We vote.

If you're the one who came up with the Liberal Hunting License, you should be ashamed.

[Dead Corpse]

Ashamed my butt. Where do I get one and what is the bag limit?

[BykrBayb]

When I lived in Florida, my favorite bumper sticker said "Last tourist season - I bagged 3."

[visagoth]

[Always Right]

What's the difference between liberals and terrorists? Really, I want to know.

[babyface00]

Well, it shouldn't be a problem.

No one will actually admit to the stigma of "Liberal" these days - they're all "progressive" now.

[BykrBayb]

Terrorists know what they're doing.

[Professional Engineer]

ping

[Darksheare]

I have hippy spit on my fender, he went down fightin' but I prevailed in the end.
Now he's stuffed and mounted on my wall in his most threatening 'cower' position.

[Darksheare]

Already here.
*chuckle*
See number 9.
"Come on in number 9, your time's up!"

[Always Right]

Terrorists know what they're doing.

Thanks, I knew there had to be a difference. If you just put up quotes from terrorists and liberals, it would be impossible to distinguish who said what.

[Cultural Jihad]

No one will actually admit to the stigma of "Liberal" these days - they're all "progressive" now.

Of course, cancer and dementia are said to be 'progressive' at times.

[Sofa King]

They can spew hate and rhetoric all day, but as soon as the joke's on them, it's not funny anymore.

[BykrBayb]

The taxidermy bill is a bit high for that type of mounting. I usually just display the horns.

[Legion04]

not sure where to get one, I was looking but haven't had any luck...if anyone knows, please post the link!

[O.C. - Old Cracker]

Foreign terrorists are the evil you don't know. Liberals are the treasonous swine you do know. Either way, who could blame a patriot?

[Safetgiver]

Terrorists take your head...and look for more. Liberals take your money... and expect more.

[BykrBayb]

Answer: A liberal.

[Libertarianize the GOP]

It sure wouldn't be much of a sport and I doubt they would taste good

[Kozak]

The taxidermy bill is a bit high for that type of mounting. I usually just display the horns.

You can mount those on a matchbox....

[Darksheare]

True, he IS good for scaring the cats though.

[Kozak]

It is not what we do here. We vote.

Yeah, over and over, dead or alive.....

[datura]

Terrorists think their bogus religion is politics. Liberals think they are a religion.

[BykrBayb]

Don't forget the match-stick pitchfork.

[Right Cal Gal]

At rightwingstuff.com, you can get a t-shirt imprinted with it.

[DoctorMichael]

".......If you're the one who came up with the Liberal Hunting License, you should be ashamed........."

Bwah-ha-ha-ha!

[Rick.Donaldson]

What's the difference between liberals and terrorists? Really, I want to know.

Terrorists actually have the guts to use guns, weapons, bombs. Liberals are afraid to use them, or give them to anyone to defend themselves against terrorists.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

If you're the one who came up with the Liberal Hunting License, you should be ashamed.

He's just mad because nobody came up with a Conservative Hunting License first.

[Uncle Miltie]

"Stone Age mud states"

That's awfully judgemental.

[katana]

What's the bag limit is and when does bow season start?

[Doug Fiedor]

Liberal newspaper scribblers should be required to learn a little American history before they start spouting off with all kinds of ridiculous nonsense just to fill their allotted space.

True, nowadays it is considered bad form -- and even illegal -- to be caught "shooting your political opponent."

That was not always the case, though.

Consider, if you will, George Washington and the boys running off the Red Coats. If I remember my history correctly, and I do, our Founding Fathers formed this independent Union by shooting at their political opponents.

That we don't do that anymore is not to say that it ain't sometimes tempting. Instead, today we just joke about it.

Nothing wrong with that.

Yet.

[itsamelman]

Well, if the libs are going to be such spoilsports we could always 'em a gun and make it a fair fight...

[ijcr]

What's the difference between liberals and terrorists? Really, I want to know.

The terrorists are obligated to wash five times a day.

[Mike Fieschko]

Is there one with 'Permit No. OU-R12'? :-)

[Ramonan]

Yes, politics can be funny. Yes, politics can be stressful. But nothing is funny about shooting your political opponent. That's what they do in the Stone Age mud states our enemies come from. It is not what we do here. We vote.

Oh YEAH? How about the Senior Gas_Bag, Jabba,the Hut-Kennedy, from Massachussetts sitting there on his throne in the Senate, pontificating that the Islamo-Fascists are justified in killing our soldiers and cutting heads off civilians because PRISONERS WERE MISTREATED AT ABU-GHARIB!
What goes round, comes round.

[fella]

nothing is funny about shooting your political opponent. That's what they do in the Stone Age mud states our enemies come from. It is not what we do here. We vote.

I assume that this ..... uh .... person has forgotten what the far left did to the moderate liberal leaders during the 60s and 70s. Leaders like the Kennedy brothers, M.L. King, George Rockwell etc. etc..

[Sofa King]

"Liberals think they are a religion."

Well, they're right. Most of their politics are to be believed on blind faith alone, and any challenge to them is blasphemy. Liberalism is a religion, plain and simple.

[50 Cal]

Anybody know what a MUD STATE is? Or is that just some new liberal tripe?

[sionnsar]

LOL. I saw one of these on a pickup at an Operation Support Our Troops rally!

[TheBattman]

I didn't know that Jackasses had horns!

[BykrBayb]

They don't, but devils do.

[CDHart]

"Anybody know what a MUD STATE is?"

No, but didn't some of the white supremacist groups call Jews, blacks, hispanics, etc., "mud people?"

Carolyn

[Steve0113]

Anybody know what a MUD STATE is?

I haven't seen the term before but, in context, it appears to refer to a third-world country.

[freedownsouth]

MUD STATE=Condition of a dirt road in the South after a summer rain.