Including the majestic møøse
A Møøse once bit my sister ...
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
Nordfink".
That's Majestik Moose Cheese...it leaves one with a strange urge to bite one's siblings.
We understand Mr. mewzilla and we certainly don't want to bring back any painful memories, but you can be a big help to us. Bite-mark analysis from your sister has led us to believe that one of these three mooses is the serial sister snacker. But the evidence is not conclusive enough to make an arrest. If you can ID the perp, then we have enough to get a warrant to do a body search for toothbrush handle scars.
Relax...Take your time....We want you to be sure...They can't see you and we wont let them hurt you.
