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New Bible translation promotes fornication Archbishop of Canterbury
WorldNetDaily.com ^ | June 24, 2004

Posted on 06/24/2004 7:21:03 AM PDT by take

New Bible translation promotes fornication Archbishop of Canterbury praises version for 'extraordinary power'

A brand-new translation of the Bible – praised by Britain's archbishop of Canterbury, that nation’s senior Christian voice – flatly contradicts traditional core Christian beliefs on sex and morality.

Titled "Good as New," the new Bible is translated by former Baptist minister John Henson for the "One" organization, to produce what the group calls a "new, fresh and adventurous" translation of the Christian scriptures.

Archbishop Rowan Williams

The 104th archbishop of Canterbury, Dr. Rowan Williams – leader of the Church of England – describes it is a book of "extraordinary power," but admitted many would be startled by its content.

"Instead of condemning fornicators, adulterers and 'abusers of themselves with mankind'," says Ruth Gledhill, the London Times religious affairs correspondent, "the new version of his first letter to Corinth has St. Paul advising Christians not to go without sex for too long in case they get 'frustrated.'"

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"The new version, which Dr. Williams says he hopes will spread 'in epidemic profusion through religious and irreligious alike', turns St. Paul's strictures against fornication on their head," adds the Times.

The One organization that produced the new Bible translation is dedicated to "establish[ing] peace, justice, dignity and rights for all." It is also focused on "sustainable use of the earth's resources," challenging "oppression, injustice, exclusion and discrimination" as well as accepting "one another, valuing their diversity and experience."

According to Ekklesia, a London-based "theological think tank" that supports the "One" translation:

The translation is pioneering in its accessibility, and changes the original Greek and Hebrew nomenclature into modern nicknames. St. Peter becomes "Rocky," Mary Magdalene becomes "Maggie," Aaron becomes "Ron," Andronicus becomes "Andy" and Barabbas becomes "Barry." In keeping with the times, translator Henson deftly translates "demon possession" as "mental illness" and "Son of Man," the expression Jesus frequently used to describe himself, as "the Complete Person." In addition, parables are rendered as "riddles," baptize is to "dip" in water, salvation becomes "healing" or "completeness" and Heaven becomes "the world beyond time and space."

Here's how Williams, the top Anglican archbishop, describes the new Bible: "Instead of being taken into a specialized religious frame of reference – as happens even with the most conscientious of formal modern translations – and being given a gospel addressed to specialized concerns … we have here a vehicle for thinking and worshipping that is fully earthed, recognizably about our humanity."

In addition, notes Ekklesia, the archbishop praises Henson's translation for eliminating "the stale, the technical, the unconsciously exclusive words and policies" in other translations.

Here, according to the London Times, are a few sample passages:

Mark 1:4

Authorized version: "John did baptize in the wilderness, and preach the baptism of repentance for the remission of sins."

New: "John, nicknamed 'The Dipper,' was 'The Voice.' He was in the desert, inviting people to be dipped, to show they were determined to change their ways and wanted to be forgiven."

Mark 1:10-11

Authorized version: "And straightway coming up out of the water, he saw the heavens opened, and the Spirit like a dove descending upon him. And there came a voice from the heaven saying, Thou art my beloved Son, in whom I am well pleased."

New: "As he was climbing up the bank again, the sun shone through a gap in the clouds. At the same time a pigeon flew down and perched on him. Jesus took this as a sign that God's spirit was with him. A voice from overhead was heard saying, 'That's my boy! You're doing fine!'"

Matthew 23:25

Authorized version: "Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites!"

New version: "Take a running jump, Holy Joes, humbugs!"

Matthew 26:69-70

Authorized version: "Now Peter sat without in the palace: and a damsel came unto him, saying, 'Thou also wast with Jesus of Galilee.' But he denied before them all, saying, I know not what thou sayest."

New: "Meanwhile Rocky was still sitting in the courtyard. A woman came up to him and said: 'Haven't I seen you with Jesus, the hero from Galilee?" Rocky shook his head and said: 'I don't know what the hell you're talking about!'"

1 Corinthians 7:1-2

KJV: "Now concerning the things whereof ye wrote unto me: [It is] good for a man not to touch a woman. Nevertheless, [to avoid] fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband."

New: "Some of you think the best way to cope with sex is for men and women to keep right away from each other. That is more likely to lead to sexual offences. My advice is for everyone to have a regular partner."

1 Corinthians 7:8-7

KJV: "I say therefore to the unmarried and widows, It is good for them if they abide even as I. But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn."

New: "If you know you have strong needs, get yourself a partner. Better than being frustrated


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1 posted on 06/24/2004 7:21:05 AM PDT by take
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To: take

Biblical 'Cliff notes'? </s>


2 posted on 06/24/2004 7:25:09 AM PDT by Hodar (With Rights, comes Responsibilities. Don't assume one, without assuming the other.)
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To: take

This is a joke, right?


3 posted on 06/24/2004 7:25:42 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (The Fourth Estate is a Fifth Column)
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To: take
Will this be the symbol of the church? :)
4 posted on 06/24/2004 7:26:51 AM PDT by zx2dragon (Noah's Ark is a problem ... We'll have to call it early quantum state phenomenon...)
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To: take

Suddenly Islam doesn't seem so bad.

The sooner this ridiculous potemkin church disestablishes, the better.


5 posted on 06/24/2004 7:27:18 AM PDT by agere_contra
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To: take

Aaaaaaaadriiiieeeeennnnee!!!!!!!


6 posted on 06/24/2004 7:27:20 AM PDT by lugsoul (Until at last I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin on the mountainside.)
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To: take

With every rewrite of the Bible, a new spin. Frightening.


7 posted on 06/24/2004 7:28:31 AM PDT by sarasota
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To: ClearCase_guy
This is a joke, right?

Yes, it is--but not intentionally. I take that back. Maybe it's just pure heresy.

8 posted on 06/24/2004 7:28:37 AM PDT by jammer
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To: take

Any translation of the Bible that carries the Archbishop of Canterbury's approval should be highly suspect. In my opinion, the Anglican Communion has lost all credibility as a Christian body.


9 posted on 06/24/2004 7:29:53 AM PDT by rrstar96 (Strength and Honor!)
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To: take

I'm waiting for the hip hop version.


10 posted on 06/24/2004 7:32:53 AM PDT by ItsTheMediaStupid
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To: take
This had to have been written in the 60s and left lying around in a drawer for 40 years.

So9

11 posted on 06/24/2004 7:37:08 AM PDT by Servant of the 9 (Screwing the Inscrutable or is it Scruting the Inscrewable?)
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Is it still a parody if they don't know it's a parody?


12 posted on 06/24/2004 7:37:32 AM PDT by D-fendr
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To: take
New: "John, nicknamed 'The Dipper,' was 'The Voice.' He was in the desert, inviting people to be dipped, to show they were determined to change their ways and wanted to be forgiven."

This is not an Anglican translation. It's Baptist.

13 posted on 06/24/2004 7:40:04 AM PDT by Fifth Business
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To: Fifth Business

Not any Baptist I've ever encountered in my life. It must be a new fringe group.


14 posted on 06/24/2004 7:46:16 AM PDT by Jaded (Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain)
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To: lugsoul
Aaaaaaaadriiiieeeeennnnee!!!!!!!

ROTFL! Who knew Peter was a boxer?

15 posted on 06/24/2004 7:52:23 AM PDT by The Ghost of FReepers Past (Legislatures are so outdated. If you want real political victory, take your issue to court.)
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To: take
This has got to be a spoof.
16 posted on 06/24/2004 7:56:03 AM PDT by synwojciecha
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To: ItsTheMediaStupid
I think this IS the hip-hop version.

On a more serious note, I wonder who the heretics are that are trying to pass this blasphemy off as Scripture. Judging by a couple of those passages, they sound like a branch of the Gaystapo.
17 posted on 06/24/2004 7:59:07 AM PDT by RebelBanker (Now I understand! "Allah" is Arabic for "Satan.")
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To: Fifth Business
Actually, that's not a bad translation. baptizo doesn't mean "baptize," that's a transliteration/copout. It means "dip" or "immerse."

That's the weird thing about this: some of those passages actually contain good ideas, for paraphrases. But what's bad is REALLY bad.

Besides, another paraphrase is the LAST thing we need.

Dan
Biblical Christianity web site

18 posted on 06/24/2004 8:00:07 AM PDT by BibChr ("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
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To: take

I think the headline exagerrates. Its actually a very modern translation, using direct contemporary language. Granted, it lacks the classic majesty of the King James, but it has a directness that should appeal to modern readers who no longer grasp words that have changed meaning in 500 years' time. Its a reminder the Bible is above all things, a timeless book set in the service of a timeless message.


19 posted on 06/24/2004 8:00:37 AM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: ClearCase_guy

This is the heretic Williams--and no, sadly, this is not a joke, parody, or spoof.

20 posted on 06/24/2004 8:01:33 AM PDT by SkyPilot
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