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Today | Al Baby

Posted on 06/29/2004 9:02:48 PM PDT by al baby

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To: al baby; mikrofon; martin_fierro
he showed his I.D. and that of his wife that was with him

What about the others?

51 posted on 06/30/2004 7:11:10 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Maybe I'll explain that one. That'd be big o' me, wouldn't it?)
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To: Charles Henrickson; martin_fierro

And if you can't beeb with the one you luve, luve the one your with...


52 posted on 06/30/2004 8:01:31 AM PDT by mikrofon (Southern Crossing)
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To: Charles Henrickson


Stuned again...

53 posted on 06/30/2004 8:10:39 AM PDT by itsamelman (40: "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall." 42: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman")
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To: Constitution Day

54 posted on 06/30/2004 9:34:56 AM PDT by T Minus Four
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To: T Minus Four; martin_fierro
So that's what a beeber looks like!

Mystry solvd.

55 posted on 06/30/2004 9:37:44 AM PDT by Constitution Day (Member, Burger-Eating War Monkeys, Rapid Response Digital Brown Shirts, NLC™)
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To: T Minus Four

That looks like something classygreenedeyedblonde might have come up with.


56 posted on 06/30/2004 10:26:20 AM PDT by freedomson (Now with 50 percent less sarcasm!)
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To: Big Giant Head

You won't get *any* of the new jokes if you don't read this first :-)


57 posted on 06/30/2004 11:11:10 AM PDT by Marie Antoinette (The same thing we do every day, Pinky. We're going to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!)
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To: Marie Antoinette

beeber beeber beeber! I just like saying it! Did'ja get your pool filled?


58 posted on 06/30/2004 11:15:39 AM PDT by listenhillary (The media and DNC have joined the terrorists and declared war on the USA.)
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To: listenhillary

LOL! Yes we did! The water meter reader was stuned at our water usage this month so checked our line for leakage. I'll send you a link for pictures soon.


59 posted on 06/30/2004 12:13:01 PM PDT by Marie Antoinette (The same thing we do every day, Pinky. We're going to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!)
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To: al baby
Ogs love beebers!
60 posted on 06/30/2004 12:53:41 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: al baby

Since I don't know what a beeber is, I can't be much help. Sorry!


61 posted on 06/30/2004 12:55:57 PM PDT by Xenalyte (Make money money, make money money mon-AY!)
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To: TomGuy
Osama's group acquired up to 20 suitcase

They'll never get past the beebers.

62 posted on 06/30/2004 12:57:57 PM PDT by RightWhale (Destroy the dark; restore the light)
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To: Xenalyte

See #60. I'll bet that farting Bostons love beebers too.


63 posted on 06/30/2004 12:58:37 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: al baby

What's a beeber?

Are they heavily regulated?


64 posted on 06/30/2004 1:00:15 PM PDT by StoneColdGOP (McClintock - In Your Heart, You Know He's Right)
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To: StoneColdGOP

You'll take my beeber when you pry it from my cold...stuned...hands!


65 posted on 06/30/2004 1:01:58 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Bacon Man
Yesterday morning, the Dread Boston Salty bedded down in my closet (just off the dressing area) while I got ready for work, and spent about 30 minutes fogging the area. When I entered the closet to herd him upstairs, the methane was overpowering and I was stuned.

I asked my guy what he'd fed Salty, but since he was mostly asleep he didn't answer.

Bet the damn dog got into the beebers.
66 posted on 06/30/2004 1:06:33 PM PDT by Xenalyte (Make money money, make money money mon-AY!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I'm stuned you'd think I want your beeber.

Only if it's jinuine tiajunna beeber, though...


67 posted on 06/30/2004 1:08:32 PM PDT by StoneColdGOP (McClintock - In Your Heart, You Know He's Right)
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To: al baby

I guess correspondence courses aren't worth the monitors they're printed on.


68 posted on 06/30/2004 1:11:27 PM PDT by Old Professer (Interests in common are commonly abused.)
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To: Xenalyte; Bacon Man
I asked my guy what he'd fed Salty, but since he was mostly asleep he didn't answer.

Probably something from tiajunna.

69 posted on 06/30/2004 1:11:46 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Bacon Man

It could very well be. The customes down there are very different from ours.


70 posted on 06/30/2004 1:13:46 PM PDT by Xenalyte (Make money money, make money money mon-AY!)
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To: Slings and Arrows
To beeber, or not to beeber; that is the question

But I was too stuned to remember what we were talking about, so I walked off with my Og into the sunset singing.
"Don't touch my bags if you please Mr customes man"

71 posted on 06/30/2004 1:19:37 PM PDT by listenhillary (The media and DNC have joined the terrorists and declared war on the USA.)
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To: listenhillary

Given the state of modern technology, it is entirely possible that, hundreds of years from now, cultural anthropologists will read this thread. One must wonder as to their conclusions.


72 posted on 06/30/2004 1:23:22 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: Petronski

So now I guess the new inside joke word is "beeber". Usually I am the last to know. ;9}


73 posted on 06/30/2004 1:29:58 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: Ditter
Get yourself one of these
and you'll never be left
out of the loop again.


74 posted on 06/30/2004 1:31:50 PM PDT by Petronski (Fairness is fiction.)
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To: al baby

Blackberry beeber?

Cop On The Beat Is Now A Walking Database

BOSTON (AP) - A police officer stops you on the street, then taps something into a device in the palm of his hand.

The next minute, he knows who your relatives are, who lives in your house, who your neighbors are, the kind of car you drive or boat you own, whether you've been sued and various other tidbits about your life.
Science fiction?

Hardly.

A growing number of police departments now have instant access via handheld wireless devices to vast commercial databases that contain details on just about anyone officers encounter on the beat.

In a time of terrorism worries, the information could theoretically save lives, or produce clues that an eagle-eyed cop could use to solve a case.
But placing a commercial database full of personal details at an officer's fingertips also raises troubling questions for electronic privacy activists.

``If the police went around keeping files on who you lived with and who your roommates were, I think people would be outraged,?? said Jay Stanley, a spokesman for the American Civil Liberties Union, ``And yet in this case, they?re not doing it, but they?re plugging into a company that is able to do it easily.??

In recent years, police departments have been testing different handheld wireless devices.

Typically, they've used the devices to gain access to law enforcement databases meant only for police that, for example, alert them when someone is wanted for arrest.

At the same time, many police departments have been using desktop computers to search commercial databases to help them learn more detailed information about people they are investigating.

These databases can hold billions of public records from a variety of sources. Thousands of law enforcement bodies now use them; five states have linked their own records with a huge commercial database in a federally funded program known as Matrix.

Now, in a convergence of the two trends, police are beginning to access the commercial databases using handheld wireless devices.

LocatePLUS Holdings Corp., a Beverly, Mass.-based company that says it maintains more than 6 billion records and has data on 98 percent of the U.S. population, announced this week that it would provide Blackberry wireless devices to state police at Logan International Airport. Two of the planes hijacked on Sept. 11, 2001, took off from Logan.

The officers can use the Blackberrys to access the LocatePlus database wherever and whenever they want, though the records don't include state and federal criminal justice databases or terrorist watch lists.

Such empowerment gains even more heft with Monday's ruling by a sharply divided Supreme Court that people who refuse to give their names to police can be arrested, even if they've done nothing wrong.
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Or just radiation?


75 posted on 06/30/2004 1:35:45 PM PDT by lodwick (B.L.O.A.T.)
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To: Xenalyte; Slings and Arrows
I asked my guy what he'd fed Salty, but since he was mostly asleep he didn't answer.

Probably didn't feed him anything unusual. That dog is walking chemical weapons facility. :)

76 posted on 06/30/2004 1:54:11 PM PDT by Bacon Man (Guns kill people like spoons made Rosie O'Donnell fat.)
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To: Petronski

Get your "beeber" off me you old lech!

How was that?


77 posted on 06/30/2004 2:47:30 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: Ditter

Stuning. I'm just . . . just stuned.


78 posted on 06/30/2004 2:51:46 PM PDT by Petronski (Fairness is fiction.)
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To: Petronski

Sorry I didn't mean to hurt your felings. {9;


79 posted on 06/30/2004 3:23:16 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: Ditter
Phew! I thought you were mad, but you're not.


80 posted on 06/30/2004 3:25:28 PM PDT by Petronski (Fairness is fiction.)
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To: Petronski

Nah, not me. {9;


81 posted on 06/30/2004 3:29:06 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: dead; Xenalyte; Bacon Man

I got really stuned in tiajunna the last time I was there.


82 posted on 06/30/2004 3:34:00 PM PDT by humblegunner (This dog bite me)
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To: al baby
"Beaker meet Beeper, Beeper, Beaker, Beeper, Beaker."


83 posted on 06/30/2004 3:35:31 PM PDT by Daus
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To: Petronski
Better a beeber probe than this!


84 posted on 06/30/2004 4:23:16 PM PDT by NYC GOP Chick (Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall! -- RIP, President Reagan)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Very good! :)


85 posted on 06/30/2004 4:33:43 PM PDT by NYC GOP Chick (Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall! -- RIP, President Reagan)
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To: Charles Henrickson; al baby; mikrofon; martin_fierro
he showed his I.D. and that of his wife that was with him

My dad has an ID card sized piece of plain green construction paper he shows the border guards as his Green Card...

86 posted on 06/30/2004 6:44:04 PM PDT by null and void (The light pours out of me/It jerks out of me/Like blood/In this still life/Heart beats up love)
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To: humblegunner; Bacon Man; dead

Maybe that's where you lost your beeber!


87 posted on 06/30/2004 6:46:48 PM PDT by Xenalyte (No one will be sitting in sackcloth and ashes wailing, "Oh, if only we had listened to Art Bell!")
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To: NYC GOP Chick

When beebers are outlawed, only gentils will have beebers.


88 posted on 06/30/2004 9:12:56 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: Slings and Arrows
You'll take my beeber when you pry it from my cold...stuned...hands!

I'm picturing the Eggo Waffle commercial here....."Leggo My Beeber!"

89 posted on 07/01/2004 1:13:05 AM PDT by Lijahsbubbe
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To: Slings and Arrows

clinton's genitals need a beeber...


90 posted on 07/01/2004 8:03:09 AM PDT by null and void (Flee the icy Lucifer, oh he's an awful fellow What a mistake I didn't take a feather from his pillow)
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To: Lijahsbubbe
I'm picturing the Eggo Waffle commercial here....."Leggo My Beeber!"

That line, of course, was spoken by the customes Agent.

91 posted on 07/01/2004 9:58:13 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: al baby

Al baby, I've always enjoyed your posts, but this one is the coolest by far!


92 posted on 07/01/2004 10:06:40 AM PDT by Lijahsbubbe
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To: FairOpinion

Now there is an idea. We can have the smugglers screen the incoming ;-) If that is true, it is good to know he had a conscious.


93 posted on 07/01/2004 12:35:22 PM PDT by PersonalLiberties (...)
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To: dead

Sounds series.

This could be hugh.


94 posted on 07/02/2004 5:05:19 AM PDT by alarmguy
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To: martin_fierro

LOL!!

(missed this the other day)


95 posted on 07/02/2004 7:15:30 PM PDT by nuconvert ( "Let Freedom Reign !" ) ( Azadi baraye Iran)
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To: Charles Henrickson

ROTFL!!


96 posted on 07/02/2004 7:16:40 PM PDT by nuconvert ( "Let Freedom Reign !" ) ( Azadi baraye Iran)
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To: dead

I'm afraid to ask what a beeber is!


97 posted on 07/02/2004 7:17:47 PM PDT by Happygal (Le gách dea ghuí)
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To: dead

How come I am always the last one to learn the new stuff...(sigh)


98 posted on 07/05/2004 4:58:39 AM PDT by RaceBannon (God Bless Ronald Reagan, and may America Bless God!)
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To: al baby

his beeber bust hab pikt up the thallium from his test


99 posted on 07/05/2004 5:00:42 AM PDT by seams2me (PUSH FOR BUSH 2004 (tee hee))
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To: RaceBannon

How come I am always the last one to learn the new stuff...(sigh)

You're not the last one. _I'M_ the last one - I had to loo up the moldy thread to find out what the h*ll a beeber is, just so I could live another day on FreeRepublic.

I think I just stuned my beeber.


100 posted on 07/20/2004 2:05:51 PM PDT by dandelion
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