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"Senator No Personality" CARTOON featuring John Kerry & Teresa Heinz Kerry
IowaPresidentialWatch.com ^ | 7/1/2004 | IPWGOP

Posted on 07/01/2004 12:56:18 PM PDT by IPWGOP



TOPICS: Editorial; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2004; buy; cannot; dumbocrat; heinz; kerry; ketchup; money; no; personality; teresa; teresaheinz

1 posted on 07/01/2004 12:56:20 PM PDT by IPWGOP
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To: AgThorn; jigsaw; BlessedBeGod; Brad's Gramma; MEG33; kellynla; HuntsvilleTxVeteran; ...

cartoon ping


2 posted on 07/01/2004 12:57:17 PM PDT by IPWGOP (I'm Linda Eddy, and I approved this message... 'tooning the truth!)
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To: IPWGOP

I like it.


3 posted on 07/01/2004 12:59:22 PM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: IPWGOP

Ouch! Great one!


4 posted on 07/01/2004 12:59:50 PM PDT by EggsAckley ("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." Evita Rodham Clinton)
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To: IPWGOP

"No, John,......I cannot buy you a personality or purple heart,....but,...I'll get you some termite lotion."


5 posted on 07/01/2004 1:02:45 PM PDT by maestro
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To: IPWGOP

Priceless!


6 posted on 07/01/2004 1:05:09 PM PDT by cake_crumb (UN Resolutions = Very Expensive, Very SCRATCHY Toilet Paper)
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To: IPWGOP

John Kerry and Al Gore: Cut from the same tree.


7 posted on 07/01/2004 1:05:50 PM PDT by mhking
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To: IPWGOP

Sorry woody! Even marrying wealthy can't fix your problem .. great cartoon.


8 posted on 07/01/2004 1:07:44 PM PDT by AgThorn (Go go Bush!! But don't turn your back on America with "immigrant amnesty")
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To: mhking
John Kerry and Al Gore: Cut from the same tree.

ooooh, good line!

9 posted on 07/01/2004 1:10:28 PM PDT by IPWGOP (I'm Linda Eddy, and I approved this message... 'tooning the truth!)
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To: IPWGOP

Pretty darn good, LOL.


10 posted on 07/01/2004 1:11:25 PM PDT by Bahbah
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To: IPWGOP

ROTFLMSO!


11 posted on 07/01/2004 1:11:44 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: IPWGOP

Someday™ when I have a billion dollars (and the values change that evidently goes with it) and decide I want to buy a boy toy, I'd like to think I could do a far better job at it than Theresa's done. ;)


12 posted on 07/01/2004 1:12:49 PM PDT by Fawnn (Canteen wOOhOO Consultant and CookingWithPam.com person)
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To: IPWGOP; 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; LindaSOG; Radix; Kathy in Alaska; MoJo2001; LaDivaLoca; Fawnn; ...
A $1 billion wife, and the personality of a stump ping.

Priceless!

13 posted on 07/01/2004 1:13:14 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (It is not Bush's fault... it is the media's fault!)
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To: Arrowhead1952

Beat ya by one post! LOL


14 posted on 07/01/2004 1:13:51 PM PDT by Fawnn (Canteen wOOhOO Consultant and CookingWithPam.com person)
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To: IPWGOP

Knothole and Not Whole.


15 posted on 07/01/2004 1:17:01 PM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedy family legacy - can't skipper a boat, can't fly, can't drive, can't ski)
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To: IPWGOP

As usual, very, very funny and extremely good likeness.

Theresa: " Gotta go now, John, I hear the music of chain saws".


16 posted on 07/01/2004 1:19:40 PM PDT by F.J. Mitchell (Kerry seems promising-promising this, promising that-promising you and I will pay for it.)
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For some reason, "I'm not a gigolo, but everywhere I go, nobody believes a word I'm sayin'..." is running through my head.
17 posted on 07/01/2004 1:21:22 PM PDT by cake_crumb (UN Resolutions = Very Expensive, Very SCRATCHY Toilet Paper)
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To: Fawnn
Someday™ when I have a billion dollars (and the values change that evidently goes with it) and decide I want to buy a boy toy, I'd like to think I could do a far better job at it than Theresa's done. ;)

Boy, you said it!!! How could she have married him??

18 posted on 07/01/2004 1:22:01 PM PDT by IPWGOP (I'm Linda Eddy, and I approved this message... 'tooning the truth!)
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To: IPWGOP

Awesome Linda...Arrowhead.. thanks for the ping!


19 posted on 07/01/2004 1:23:44 PM PDT by Diva Betsy Ross (It's not Bush's fault... it's the media's fault!)
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To: Fawnn
Beat ya by one post! LOL

Our server is veeeeerrrryyyy ssslllooooooooowwwwwww today.

20 posted on 07/01/2004 1:27:50 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (It is not Bush's fault... it is the media's fault!)
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To: maestro

Haha..


21 posted on 07/01/2004 1:33:58 PM PDT by Trillian
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"How could she have married him??"

Access to some of the most influential families on the planet, like the Kennedys. Also killer rates on Golf and Yacht clubs and some really nice, private islands from John's Forbes trusts.

22 posted on 07/01/2004 1:39:33 PM PDT by cake_crumb (UN Resolutions = Very Expensive, Very SCRATCHY Toilet Paper)
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Boy, you said it!!! How could she have married him??

I've seen it happen to perfectly nice women who are still in mourning from the death of their first husbands; they get pulled really fast into these atrocious (and often abusive) relationships, particularly where there is a lot of money involved, and sometimes it takes YEARS for them to snap out of it. In TahRAYzha Heinz' case, it seems more like she is just pig-headedly not admitting what a bad deal she got. If I didn't despise what her current husband is attempting to do to the country, and her efforts to buy him the presidency, I might feel sorry for her.

Are you intentionally making her look like Babs? LOLOLOL!

23 posted on 07/01/2004 1:53:24 PM PDT by alwaysconservative (Kerry is the punchline to a joke he doesn't even know is funny.)
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To: IPWGOP

Haha! Very funny! :)


24 posted on 07/01/2004 2:05:09 PM PDT by Reactionary
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Too Effin funny!

Thank you for the cartoon!

25 posted on 07/01/2004 7:21:53 PM PDT by Kate of Spice Island ('Effin the ineffible since '91.")
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To: IPWGOP

Teresa: "I'd rather have my husband alive than all that money."

26 posted on 07/02/2004 10:10:24 AM PDT by OESY
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