Sex Tips for Red-State Girls!

The NY Times Sunday Magazine ^ | July 4, 2004 | JENNIFER SENIOR

[Senator Pardek]

Huh?

[Long Cut]

I hope you've got at least one pair of flame-retardent undies in with the edibles...FR's Morality Police Contingent should be here shortly.

ANY suggestion that sex can be just for fun sends them into a tizzy of Biblical quotations, screeds about EVIL, and cries for a resumption of the Inquisition.

I'm NOT exaggerating.

In any case, this is some funny stuff right here. God Bless 'Em I say!!!

[summer]

Well, you didn't say "Huh" to me yet, so I am thinking I was right initially! :)

[LurkerNoMore!]

He's most def a 'he'. And a close sibling of mine. Sorta.

[L.N. Smithee]

And Brewer, who once had a perfect attendance record in Sunday school, who often evokes God in conversation and whose husband embraced the Baptist faith about a decade ago, hasn't once set foot in church since she began selling sex toys. In fact, on the day Ernest was baptized, she was doing one of her shows in Hot Springs.

''I don't need to go through the church doors every Sunday to know who my higher power is,'' Brewer said. ''If I go now. . . . '' She trailed off. ''I'll go to where these people, who don't want to speak to me, who don't approve of what I do, will feel obligated to speak to me.''

That's sad. Here's Hebrews 10:24, 25:

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24 And let us consider how we may spur one another on toward love and good deeds. 25 Let us not give up meeting together, as some are in the habit of doing, but let us encourage one another--and all the more as you see the Day approaching.

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If Brewer considers herself to be a Christian, and her business is getting in the way of her being part of a Christian community, maybe she should reconsider her priorities.

[LurkerNoMore!]

Can't a girl just play her gittar?

[summer]

I, too, noticed that conflict she is having about church-going.

[summer]

But I also noticed this sentence from the article: One preacher sent her struggling couples for advice and products;

So, maybe she is just steering clear of places where she thinks her presence might make some others feel uncomfortable.

[summer]

In any case, this is some funny stuff right here. God Bless 'Em I say!!!

:)

[summer]

He's most def a 'he'.

Thanks! :)

[Mr Rogers]

If my wife looked like that...she could have all the toys she wanted - if she would live in another state & stay away from me!

I'll never again see a fat librarian smiling without wondering...

EEEEWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

[TN4Liberty]

What can I say? I'm a lover, not a speler.

[Redcoat LI]

I'll never again see a fat librarian smiling without wondering...

Thanks to you,neither will I.

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

ANY suggestion that sex can be just for fun sends them into a tizzy of Biblical quotations, screeds about EVIL, and cries for a resumption of the Inquisition.

I'm NOT exaggerating.

I can vouch for that. I learned right here at FR that if you don't want children, you should never get married.

[Long Cut]

I learned that if a married couple has sex, and uses birth control, then the husband is treating his wife "like a whore". I've also learned that pictures of nekkid people having sex are "intrinsically evil", just like murder.

One marvels at modern brainwashing.

[Honestfreedom]

If those girls want better sex they should try making themselves more attractive. They all look like they could lose some weight.

[Senator Pardek]

I could post so many things right now.

[ValerieUSA]

*L* There's - contraction for "there is."
The proper grammar is, "There are so many things..."; not "There is so many things....."

[ValerieUSA]

Oh, you may have seen the error of your ways without my explanation.

[Redbob]

"...vibrators, in short, that do everything except sort your laundry and file your tax returns."

Bet they don't carry out the garbage either!