Yet Another Kerry Song Parody

07/05/04 | Maggie_Carta

[MaggieCarta]

The Kerry Candidacy
(To the Tune of "The Addams Family")

His policies are wacky,
His face is so sad-sacky
He's just a Clinton lackey
The Kerry Candidacy!!!
(Da-da-da-dum. Da-da-da-dum-da-da-dum &etc)

With a lien that's on his house,
And money from his spouse
With high hopes that you can't douse,
The Kerry Candidacy!!
(Da-da-da-dum. Da-da-da-dum-da-da-dum &etc)

Presumptive!
Adumbrative!
Consumptive!

We don't know what it's costin'
This bony guy from Boston
The figures have been lost in
The Kerry Candidacy!!
(Da-da-da-dum. Da-da-da-dum-da-da-dum &etc)

His chances look so grim
His campaign picks up vim
The less we see of him.
The Kerry Candicacy
Da-da-da-dum & etc

Debonaire!
Millionaire!
False Hair?

The press, they fawn per diem
His run was a pipe drea-um
Until Dean made his Screa-um
The Kerry Candicacy!
Da-da-da-dum & etc

There's no secret why we wait
To learn his running mate:
The choices ain't so great!
The Kerry Candicacy!
Da-da-da-dum & etc

The Polls are going to fall on
He's really cast a pall on
No need for a recall on
A Kerry Presidency!
Da-da-da-dum & etc

This stuff just writes itself.

He's just so nambly-pambly
With his explanation rambly
"That vehicle's owned by the family,
It's not my SUV"
(Da-da-da-dum. Da-da-da-dum-da-da-dum &etc)

Got Rocks!
Soapbox!
Botox?

[MaggieCarta]

I was moved to pity Mr. Kerry recently while watching his rendition of "Proud Mary." With this number, you don't have to mark time by clapping your hands, you just snap.

[exnavy]

LOL Good job.

[mcar]

clever
...and you worked in the "it's not my SUV", along with botox

[Defiant]

Good work!

[Fiddlstix]

Well Done!
Bump

[MaggieCarta]

Thanks! I'm sorry I don't have a picture.

[MaggieCarta]

Here is one. Of course, Mr. Kerry is Lurch. I see James Carville as Uncle Fester...Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg as Wednesday... Tom Daschle as Pugsley...