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Caption Kerry with the Cows
AP via Drudge ^

Posted on 07/05/2004 10:17:27 AM PDT by mcg1969



TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: bs; bulls; captionthis; cows; johnkerry; kerryactionfigure; kerrycampaign; kerryphotoop; kerryphotoops; kerrywasinvietnam; mred; photoop; scampaign
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Here's mine: "So, did you know I was in Vietnam?"

OK, I know that was an easy one.

1 posted on 07/05/2004 10:17:28 AM PDT by mcg1969
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"Nice doggie."


2 posted on 07/05/2004 10:18:44 AM PDT by My2Cents ("Well.....there you go again.")
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NO No, I'm the one with the long face.


3 posted on 07/05/2004 10:19:41 AM PDT by Digger
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Kerry: "You think that's manure? You should see what I've been shoveling on the American people!"
4 posted on 07/05/2004 10:20:39 AM PDT by So Cal Rocket (Fabrizio Quattrocchi: "Adesso vi faccio vedere come muore un italiano")
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Sorry, dear. I know what I said, but when I was talking about my taste in women, I mean "la vache" figuratively.


5 posted on 07/05/2004 10:20:46 AM PDT by dangus
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Ah. I see that the liberal leadership's trying to counter the perception that Kerry's another simpering East coast liberal. He's an avid hunter; he's spent time on a farm, you know.

Next, we'll see him smoking a corn cob pipe whilst playing a banjo.

6 posted on 07/05/2004 10:21:33 AM PDT by Reactionary
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[place music .jpg notes here:]
"I shot a man in Na-am, just to watch him die!"


7 posted on 07/05/2004 10:23:43 AM PDT by auzerais (C*ANSWER: a fatally wasting brain disease afflicting the pro-jihadist Left!)
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8 posted on 07/05/2004 10:25:30 AM PDT by McGruff
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"I see you're all registered democrats. Standing around all day eating for free and just waiting for someone to come along and pull on your mammary glands."


9 posted on 07/05/2004 10:26:17 AM PDT by b4its2late (John Kerry changes positions more often than a Nevada prostitute!!!)
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"Do you realize my IQ might be higher than yours? Then again.."


10 posted on 07/05/2004 10:27:20 AM PDT by Clay Moore
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"So who do you think I should pick as my running mate?"
11 posted on 07/05/2004 10:27:34 AM PDT by ScottFromSpokane (Re-elect President Bush: http://spokanegop.org/bush.html)
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"It's either register as a Demoncrat or become steak"


12 posted on 07/05/2004 10:28:12 AM PDT by Mister Baredog ((Part of the Reagan legacy is to re-elect G.W. Bush))
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Yes Elsie, someone from www.moo-on.org will be by tomorrow to register you as Democrats.


13 posted on 07/05/2004 10:28:26 AM PDT by gubamyster
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Thanks!


14 posted on 07/05/2004 10:29:41 AM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi Mac ... Godspeed x40 ... Support Our Troops!!! ......Become a FR Monthly Donor ...)
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"Hmmm, she's kind of a cow but if she was a billionaire I'd do her"


15 posted on 07/05/2004 10:32:06 AM PDT by Dr Snide (vis pacem, para bellum - Prepare for war if you want peace)
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and...Holy Cow!
16 posted on 07/05/2004 10:32:32 AM PDT by debg
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Ok which one of you is Hillary


17 posted on 07/05/2004 10:32:41 AM PDT by al baby
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"...and if you vote for me, I promise to support a ban on beef and dairy products."

18 posted on 07/05/2004 10:33:40 AM PDT by sweetliberty
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Vote for me; I'm one of you. I live with a cow myself...


19 posted on 07/05/2004 10:33:40 AM PDT by Tax Government
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