"We came out with a dirt clod and inside the dirt clod was a human hair 14 inches long," she said. "It was so old there was no pigment."
No pigment? Is this another blond joke?
A blond woman's house catches on fire. She calls the Fire Department...
Blond: "Send help! My house is on fire!"
Dispatcher: "How do we get there?"
Blond: "Duh! Big red truck!"
Thank you. Thank you very much...
posted on 07/14/2004 9:08:37 PM PDT
(Past performance is no guarantee of future results... I hope.)
Consider yourself spanked!
OK, it was funny but older than dirt. :)
posted on 09/04/2005 10:46:49 AM PDT
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