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John "Old Hickory" Kerry? (Kerry looks like Andrew Jackson)
Eric Zorn ^ | Eric Zorn

Posted on 07/16/2004 10:31:40 AM PDT by Grig

Does former President Andrew Jackson resemble current presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry? Do Kerry & Jackson look like the New England Patriots logo? Does Kerry look like the Old Man of the Mountain?

You be the judge.

More pictures at the source.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: kerry; kerryjackson; northcarolina; oldnorthstate

1 posted on 07/16/2004 10:31:43 AM PDT by Grig
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To: Grig

aw now ain't that a particularly nasty thing to say about Andrew Jackson?


2 posted on 07/16/2004 10:33:08 AM PDT by camle (keep your mind open and somebody will fill it with something for you))
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To: Grig

Jackson has better hair.


3 posted on 07/16/2004 10:33:12 AM PDT by formercalifornian (Democrat platform: Hate, hate, hate, hate, tolerance, hate, hate, hate, hate)
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To: Grig

Nope. Kerry looks like a basset hound.


4 posted on 07/16/2004 10:33:15 AM PDT by OpusatFR (I'm still prettier than John Edwards. And my husband's prettier than Edwards' wife.)
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To: Grig

That's it! He's been reincarnated. He's already served his two terms. He's termed out!


5 posted on 07/16/2004 10:34:41 AM PDT by Brilliant
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To: Grig

Had botox been invented in Jackson's day?


6 posted on 07/16/2004 10:34:59 AM PDT by RushCrush (GW in 04!)
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To: Grig; Owl_Eagle

I think the red star on the Patriots logo would be very fitting on any of Kerry's caps or hats...


7 posted on 07/16/2004 10:35:00 AM PDT by HenryLeeII (Rest in peace, sultan88)
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To: Grig
Wonder if he has as many slaves as AJ, or whether he is going to execute a "Trail of Tears" for conservatives?

Andrew Jackson, no Charlton Heston.

8 posted on 07/16/2004 10:35:51 AM PDT by dts32041 (Gen Karpinski A bullet, A Gun, a Room, her only honorable solution (MP Officer Not))
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To: Grig

Only one will be ever president.


9 posted on 07/16/2004 10:38:14 AM PDT by stainlessbanner
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To: Grig

He looks like him, but he sure don't act like him.


10 posted on 07/16/2004 10:40:24 AM PDT by Chewbacca (Michael Moore is a filthy piece of distended rectum.)
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To: Grig

Kerry looks like Old HICKORY...I think that I shall never see a poem lovely as a tree...NOT!


11 posted on 07/16/2004 10:40:35 AM PDT by pookie18
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To: Grig

Old Hic-Kerry and Young Huckleberry

12 posted on 07/16/2004 10:47:05 AM PDT by mikrofon (Well, Shucks!)
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To: pookie18

YIKES. the comparison is a sick joke.
Andrew was for small un intervening government. He did not want a national bank. He believed all politicians where evil. Careers in politics drove Andrew Jackson nuts. Andrew Jackson grew up a poor man nad became the first campaigning southerner. He finnaly beat a north eastern Yankee and most believed he was not capable to be president. Andrew Jackson has more in common with George W Bush than kerry.


13 posted on 07/16/2004 10:47:26 AM PDT by Baseballguy
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To: Constitution Day

This an Old Hickory comparison to Kerry. Lets have a North Carolina rebute.


14 posted on 07/16/2004 10:49:46 AM PDT by Baseballguy
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To: Grig

Wrong. Kerry looks like the South end of a North bound mule!


15 posted on 07/16/2004 10:52:56 AM PDT by Destructor
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To: Grig

Better comparison.

16 posted on 07/16/2004 10:52:57 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Be a Dollar a Day FReeper, and SMILE when you get your Mastercard bill!)
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To: OpusatFR
or a Sharpei (foreskin dog)


17 posted on 07/16/2004 10:58:21 AM PDT by ErnBatavia ("Dork"; a 60's term for a 60's kinda guy: JFK)
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To: Baseballguy
Andrew Jackson slaver and leader of Genocide against the Cherokee, cause they were sitting on valuable land.

Don't forget that.

18 posted on 07/16/2004 10:58:44 AM PDT by dts32041 (Gen Karpinski A bullet, A Gun, a Room, her only honorable solution (MP Officer Not))
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To: Baseballguy; *Old_North_State; **North_Carolina; mykdsmom; 100%FEDUP; ...

NC *Ping*

Please FRmail Constitution Day or TaxRelief if you want to be added to or removed from this North Carolina ping list.
19 posted on 07/16/2004 10:59:49 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: mikrofon

ROFLOLLOLLOLLOL


20 posted on 07/16/2004 11:03:01 AM PDT by baseballmom (Michael Moore - An un-American Hatriot)
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To: Grig

Kerry does indeed resemble Jackson ... the way a stinking pile of horse manure resembles a piece of prime rib.


21 posted on 07/16/2004 11:07:38 AM PDT by Mr Ramsbotham ("This house is sho' gone crazy!")
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To: mikrofon

Does this mean he has a woodie for Edwards? EEyeww


22 posted on 07/16/2004 11:08:56 AM PDT by dc-zoo
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To: Grig

Not fair. Jackson actually FOUGHT and EARNED his medals. Really and truly. He even led entire armies. Real fighting. Lots of gore and killing. Defending the country against the enemy, not sitting at a table with it.


23 posted on 07/16/2004 11:27:45 AM PDT by combat_boots
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To: Grig

Andrew Jackson still has more personality,and he's been dead a few hundred years!


24 posted on 07/16/2004 11:41:12 AM PDT by ohiobushman (Thank you Mr.Reagan and President G.W.B.)
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To: Grig

Old Hickory percipitated the demise on The Second Bank of The United States - Huzzah!


25 posted on 07/16/2004 11:56:51 AM PDT by society-by-contract
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To: Grig

I think Jean looks like Droopy Dog :)

26 posted on 07/16/2004 12:00:49 PM PDT by mewzilla
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To: Grig

27 posted on 07/16/2004 12:01:39 PM PDT by Red Badger (Wake me up when my 15 minutes of fame starts, so I can call my wife and let her know......)
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To: Grig

Simular, Except A J has the confident [I am the president] look, And ol' Flip/Flop has his trademark (now what lie did i tell em' last time?) look on his face.


28 posted on 07/16/2004 12:07:50 PM PDT by DirtyHarryY2K (BUSH 2004!)
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To: OpusatFR
Nope. Kerry looks like a basset hound.

We post; you decide.

29 posted on 07/16/2004 12:09:10 PM PDT by paws_and_whiskers
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To: paws_and_whiskers

Better comparison?

30 posted on 07/16/2004 12:16:00 PM PDT by paws_and_whiskers
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To: Grig

Kerry may favor Jesse Jackson, just give him a little pimpesque mustache or maybe Michael Jackson on botox and a bucket of sunless tanning lotion. Andy Jackson-no way!

I don't believe there is a picture available of Andrew Jackson's behind, but sight unseen, we can easily imagine Kerry resembling that part of Andy Jackson-or that part of almost anyone for that matter.


31 posted on 07/16/2004 12:16:03 PM PDT by F.J. Mitchell (North Carolina has been ridding itself of outhouses for years-we sent our last John to the Senate.)
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To: paws_and_whiskers

That's a good one!


32 posted on 07/16/2004 12:17:30 PM PDT by mewzilla
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To: Grig

But did Andrew Jackson serve in Vietnam? John Kerry did, you know.


33 posted on 07/16/2004 12:19:25 PM PDT by brewcrew
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To: paws_and_whiskers

Actually Kerry is Sharpei without botox and basset hound with botox.


In any event, the man's a dog.


34 posted on 07/16/2004 12:26:51 PM PDT by OpusatFR (I'm still prettier than John Edwards. And my husband's prettier than Edwards' wife.)
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To: Grig

Jackson doesn''t look half as French as Kerry.


35 posted on 07/17/2004 5:39:57 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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