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Man Killed While Trying to Blow up Iraqi Gas Pipeline(Those Whacky Iraqis)
AP

Posted on 07/17/2004 5:50:27 PM PDT by annyokie

Man killed while trying to blow up Iraqi gas pipeline Associated Press

KIRKUK, Iraq - A saboteur attempting to plant a bomb Saturday under a natural gas pipeline set off the explosion early and killed himself, authorities said.

The explosion that occurred early Saturday in Riayd, about 45 kilometers (30 miles) southwest of Baghdad, did not damage the line, said Col. Sarhat Qader of the Iraqi police in Kirkuk.

"He was blown to pieces while trying to place it into the hole in the ground," Qader said.

Insurgents frequently target Iraq's oil infrastructure and repeated bombings on pipelines have disrupted exports, robbing Iraq of hundreds of millions of dollars in much-needed reconstruction funds.

On Thursday, in separate incidents, saboteurs attacked two northern crude oil lines, forcing a halt in exports from Kirkuk to the Turkish port of Ceyhan. Smugglers also damaged a key southern pipeline, but the attack had no impact on exports.


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs
KEYWORDS: iraq; iraqioil; oops; pipeline; sabotage

1 posted on 07/17/2004 5:50:30 PM PDT by annyokie
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To: annyokie

Apparently, Allah has a sense of humor.


2 posted on 07/17/2004 5:52:51 PM PDT by annyokie (Now with 20% More Infidel!)
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To: annyokie

Bet he's got a splitting headache!


3 posted on 07/17/2004 5:53:46 PM PDT by Arpege92 (Moore is so fat that when he hauls a$$ it takes two trips - tractorman!)
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To: annyokie

Darwinism.


4 posted on 07/17/2004 5:55:37 PM PDT by quantim (Victory is not relative, it is absolute.)
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To: annyokie

I just love a story with a happy ending!
5 posted on 07/17/2004 5:55:42 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist ©®)
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To: annyokie
"Apparently, Allah has a sense of humor."

Yes, a very Fuelish one!

6 posted on 07/17/2004 5:56:25 PM PDT by Dacus943
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To: Chode

All's well that ends well?


7 posted on 07/17/2004 5:56:49 PM PDT by Samwise (John Kerry: Hair today, gone tomorrow!)
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To: annyokie
A saboteur attempting to plant a bomb Saturday under a natural gas pipeline set off the explosion early and killed himself

Whadda Guy!

First Assault Muslim I have heard of that was a good sport with a sense of humour.

8 posted on 07/17/2004 5:57:08 PM PDT by Gorzaloon (Ah, the days of the Kerry Dancing! Every day a different tune!)
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To: annyokie

Abdull, remember always keep the wires attached to the battery FIRST , then place the detonator, then attach the
wires, then oh, OH, nevermind.


9 posted on 07/17/2004 6:00:24 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Gorzaloon

I think he had a case of the "vapors".


10 posted on 07/17/2004 6:01:03 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: annyokie

His ears are still ringing.....where ever they are.


11 posted on 07/17/2004 6:03:03 PM PDT by cripplecreek (yes. As a matter of fact, my legs are broke.)
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To: annyokie

We need to invent something that will explode these things before they are intended to explode. The more of these guys who "unexpectedly" blow themselves up, the better.


12 posted on 07/17/2004 6:04:48 PM PDT by McGavin999 (If Kerry can't deal with the "Republican Attack Machine" how is he going to deal with Al Qaeda)
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To: annyokie

Aw, that's a shame.
13 posted on 07/17/2004 6:05:59 PM PDT by Recovering_Democrat (I'm so glad to no longer be associated with the Party of Dependence on Government!)
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To: annyokie

Gives new meaning to phrase " religion of pieces " . Perhaps the instructions were in Chinese.


14 posted on 07/17/2004 6:06:38 PM PDT by JediForce (AL GORE WILL LEAD THE " DEATH TO AMERICA " CHANT AT THE DNC CONVENTION !)
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To: Samwise

Oils well that ends well?


15 posted on 07/17/2004 6:12:01 PM PDT by Ruth A.
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To: Ruth A.

LOL


16 posted on 07/17/2004 6:13:39 PM PDT by Samwise (John Kerry: Hair today, gone tomorrow!)
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To: Arpege92

First you need a head, before you can have a headache.


17 posted on 07/17/2004 6:18:29 PM PDT by kylaka (The Clintons are only worthy of contempt, and maybe a little stray spit..)
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To: annyokie

That was no man, that was an Islamofascist.


18 posted on 07/17/2004 6:19:02 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Drug prohibition laws help fund terrorism.)
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To: annyokie

The new Iraqi government should institute an infrastructure conscription corp of citizens to protect the entire length of all pipelines. These pipelines carry the nation's blood and for the forseeable future they should be protected - every stinkin' inch.


19 posted on 07/17/2004 6:30:14 PM PDT by Socratic (Yes, there is method in the madness.)
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To: annyokie

Guess he didn't know his gas from a hole in the ground!


20 posted on 07/17/2004 6:41:33 PM PDT by lightman
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To: annyokie
I thought it said "Man Killed Whale" while trying to blow up pipeline.

Those terrorists just keep skating on the edge of disaster, if they ever kill a whale, the US can finally Unify and be a force to be reckoned with. >Sarc off
21 posted on 07/17/2004 6:50:44 PM PDT by TexasTransplant ("I will NEVER EVER turn America's National Security Interests over to Foreign Leaders!" G. W.)
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To: annyokie

So his 72 virgins are looking high and low for all the missing parts. 'Hey, Abdul! We found all but one, and you'll never guess which one is missing. (teehee!) But not to worry. You can be our 73rd Virgin.'


22 posted on 07/17/2004 6:51:24 PM PDT by Eastbound
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To: annyokie

***"He was blown to pieces while trying to place it into the hole in the ground," ***

Does this mean each of the 72 virgins will get a piece of him?


23 posted on 07/17/2004 7:03:06 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (DEMS STILL LIE like yellow dogs.)
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To: KB4W

KABOOM! ping


25 posted on 07/17/2004 7:26:24 PM PDT by arbee4bush ( I expressed myself forcefully and felt better after I did it-VP Cheney)
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To: annyokie

He had a bad case of pre-mature explosuation.


26 posted on 07/17/2004 7:33:08 PM PDT by FreeAtlanta (never surrender, this is for the kids)
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To: Socratic

The bomber probably wasn't even Iraqi. most likely a foriegner


27 posted on 07/17/2004 7:33:15 PM PDT by eccentric (aka baldwidow)
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To: eccentric

"The bomber probably wasn't even Iraqi."

If there has been one major unforseen circumstance of this war, it has been that the Iraqi people are sniveling, whining, little nothings who probably don't have what it takes to deserve democracy. I guess we just misunderestimated them.


28 posted on 07/17/2004 7:40:23 PM PDT by Socratic (Yes, there is method in the madness.)
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To: annyokie
Handling demolitions charges isn't for people who can't follow instructions.

If you're not fully trained in the use of explosives, and don't score high on the 'attention to detail' or 'common sense' scales, you should either admit that you're only 'suicide bomber' material, or leave the jihad for others.

I'm always happy to see bombers and bombmakers taken down by their own incompetence. It really illustrates the totality of their failure.

29 posted on 07/17/2004 7:42:37 PM PDT by Steel Wolf (I did support this tagline, before I voted to erase it.)
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To: annyokie
He blowed up real good!


30 posted on 07/17/2004 7:45:03 PM PDT by mikrofon (*** Obligatory Post ***)
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To: annyokie

sounds great to me.....


31 posted on 07/17/2004 7:59:34 PM PDT by The Wizard (Democrats: enemies of America)
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To: annyokie

Quick, what was that HTML code for "shrug" again?


32 posted on 07/17/2004 8:00:01 PM PDT by Chummy (RepublicanAttackSquad.biz: "crooked, lying, you know, an enemy to liberals"(tm))
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To: annyokie

He suffered from premature evisceration.


33 posted on 07/17/2004 8:00:57 PM PDT by xm177e2 (Stalinists, Maoists, Ba'athists, Pacifists: Why are they always on the same side?)
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To: annyokie

Is there an Iraqi equivalent to the Darwin Awards?


34 posted on 07/17/2004 8:03:49 PM PDT by jackbill
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To: Chode

I just love a story with a happy ending!

Yes, It warms the heart!Ha Ha Ha


35 posted on 07/17/2004 8:14:14 PM PDT by Boazo (LOSE THE TAG LINE)
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To: cripplecreek

His ears are still ringing.....where ever they are.

THAT'S FUNNY !


36 posted on 07/17/2004 8:15:56 PM PDT by Boazo (LOSE THE TAG LINE)
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To: annyokie

Until I read the article I had a mental image of some raghead with his lips on a pipe trying to blow it up. I must be getting sleepy.


37 posted on 07/17/2004 8:16:35 PM PDT by LoudRepublicangirl (loudrepublicangirl)
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To: annyokie

38 posted on 07/17/2004 8:31:50 PM PDT by Boazo (LOSE THE TAG LINE)
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To: annyokie

I hate it when that happens!


39 posted on 07/17/2004 8:42:54 PM PDT by kennyboy509 (Ha! I kill me!)
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To: annyokie

I hate it when that happens!


40 posted on 07/17/2004 8:43:29 PM PDT by kennyboy509 (Ha! I kill me!)
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To: annyokie
Something has to be done about these "work accidents", perhaps the presumptuous Kerry can be of some help.
41 posted on 07/17/2004 8:49:55 PM PDT by fella
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To: fella
He was blown to pieces while trying to place it into the hole in the ground. -Col. Sarhat Qader of the Iraqi police in Kirkuk

Exploding's cool!

42 posted on 07/17/2004 8:54:34 PM PDT by NutCrackerBoy
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To: NutCrackerBoy
Yep.

He blowed up good.

43 posted on 07/17/2004 9:01:49 PM PDT by fella
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To: annyokie
Little Johnny Edwards is on his way to file suit against the govt and their shoddy workplace conditions. Did not have a sign warning of the dangers of blowing up pipelines!

Pray for W and Our Troops

44 posted on 07/17/2004 9:02:26 PM PDT by bray (Yaaaawn Tax , Tax , Tax & Kerry wants more gummit!)
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To: tet68

The best is when they confuse time zones or daylight savings...BOOM!


45 posted on 07/18/2004 12:28:10 AM PDT by endthematrix (To enter my lane you must use your turn signal!)
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To: McGavin999
We need to invent something that will explode these things before they are intended to explode.

Somewhere in the fading recesses of my recall there is an impression of a FR post addressing that very thing. It seems that in one of the British adventures in SE Asia they were being targeted by insurgents using stolen munitions. Grenade attacks were particularly devastating. In violation of all OSHA standards the Brits "allowed" a large quantity of grenades with 2 second fuses (instead of the standard four) to be filched by the bad guys.

Empire killers by the score began turning up sans hands. As might be expected it dampened the enthusiasm for chucking grenades. Maybe we could corrupt their supply lines with similar devices.

46 posted on 07/18/2004 3:37:25 AM PDT by MARTIAL MONK
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To: Boazo
His ears are still ringing.....where ever they are.

THAT'S FUNNY !

To quote Sideshow Bob: There will be a slight ringing in your ears, unfortunately for you, you will be nowhere near them.

47 posted on 07/18/2004 11:16:08 AM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (If we are ultraconservative, does that mean they are infraliberal?)
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