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Crosby & Nash announce that they are running for co-presidents of the USA
The idiots themselves ^ | 07/21/04 | Mr, Jazzy

Posted on 07/21/2004 8:40:03 PM PDT by Mr. Jazzy

DAVID CROSBY AND GRAHAM NASH ANNOUNCE THEIR CANDIDACY FOR JOINT PRESIDENCY OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. THE VENERABLE PAIR ARE RUNNING ON THE PARTY PARTY TICKET

Shelburne, VT, July 21, 2004: David Crosby and Graham Nash have thrown their respective hats into the ring for the Presidency of the United States, entering an already crowded and diverse field with their bid on the Party Party ticket. What distinguishes the Crosby/Nash candidacy is that theirs is a campaign for a “Joint Presidency,” where the two will share responsibilities on an alternate day basis. When asked who would be named their Vice President, Graham Nash replied there was no need for one—“We’ll have two presidents, and between us we have vice covered.”

Crosby and Nash caught members of the media off guard at a press event earlier this month that was expected to be an official announcement of the release of their first album together as a duo in almost three decades. Instead, the spotlight turned to their run for Joint Presidency 2004. Among other things, the co-candidates discussed the imminent launch of their barn-storming tour across America in the official Crosby-Nash campaign airstream trailer, and their national television advertising campaign scheduled to begin airing July 26.

(Excerpt) Read more at crosbynash2004.com ...


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This MUST be a sign of the end of the world!!!!
1 posted on 07/21/2004 8:40:04 PM PDT by Mr. Jazzy
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To: Mr. Jazzy

L0L! what a h00t!


2 posted on 07/21/2004 8:41:37 PM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: Mr. Jazzy

We've already had a joint presidency -- Bill & Hill.


3 posted on 07/21/2004 8:41:56 PM PDT by BlessedBeGod
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To: Mr. Jazzy
Crosby & Nash announce that they are running for co-presidents of the USA

And Crosby's solution to keeping drugs out of the hands of school children is to keep them all for himself.
4 posted on 07/21/2004 8:41:59 PM PDT by aruanan
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To: Mr. Jazzy

Great. This will split the nutcase vote that normally goes to the Dems, if Nader doesn't split it first. Now get this out of breaking news.


5 posted on 07/21/2004 8:42:14 PM PDT by Moonman62
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To: Mr. Jazzy

Isn't it David Crosby who is related to john f'in kerry ketchup boy?


6 posted on 07/21/2004 8:42:23 PM PDT by Donna Lee Nardo
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To: Mr. Jazzy

What about Stills?

Will Young make a cameo?


7 posted on 07/21/2004 8:42:41 PM PDT by RWR8189 (Its Morning in America Again!)
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To: Mr. Jazzy

Graham Nash is from Blackpool, England. HE CAN'T RUN!


8 posted on 07/21/2004 8:42:58 PM PDT by L.N. Smithee (Just because I don't think like you doesn't mean I don't think for myself)
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To: Mr. Jazzy

This is your brain (and someone else's liver) on drugs.

9 posted on 07/21/2004 8:43:02 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: Mr. Jazzy

"We got to get ourselves..back to the garden."


10 posted on 07/21/2004 8:43:22 PM PDT by Dan from Michigan ("If you want a little peace, sometimes you gotta fight" - Sammy Hagar)
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To: Moonman62
If we can only split the schizophrenic vote, THEN we'll REALLY have something!!!
11 posted on 07/21/2004 8:43:36 PM PDT by Mr. Jazzy (I think James Brown said it best, "Shabbbbab-brezeee, nahn, uuhhh, Can't hep myseff.")
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To: Mr. Jazzy
DAVID CROSBY AND GRAHAM NASH ANNOUNCE THEIR CANDIDACY FOR JOINT PRESIDENCY OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

With heavy emphasis on "joint".

12 posted on 07/21/2004 8:44:13 PM PDT by martin_fierro (Tiajunna customes stuned my beeber)
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To: Mr. Jazzy

I think this is an attempt to get Kerry to name David Crosby head of Alcohol, Tobacco & Firearms.


13 posted on 07/21/2004 8:44:28 PM PDT by L.N. Smithee (Just because I don't think like you doesn't mean I don't think for myself)
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To: Mr. Jazzy

It's getting to the point where I'm no fun anymore....


14 posted on 07/21/2004 8:44:32 PM PDT by Samwise (a little song / a little dance / a little document down your pants.)
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these suxor's are teh ghey..


15 posted on 07/21/2004 8:44:53 PM PDT by Michael Barnes
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To: All

Are you all telling me you didn't listen to CSNY way back when?

What a bunch of squares. lol


16 posted on 07/21/2004 8:45:15 PM PDT by RWR8189 (Its Morning in America Again!)
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To: Mr. Jazzy

Crosby will make Tammy Baldwin and Barbra Mikulski his "honorary" First Ladies.


17 posted on 07/21/2004 8:46:28 PM PDT by RightWingAtheist (Ni Jesus, Ni Marx..OUI REAGAN!)
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To: Mr. Jazzy

A "Crosby/Nash" ticket that would bring a whole new meaning to the phrase "In Need of a Transplant"


18 posted on 07/21/2004 8:46:44 PM PDT by MJY1288 ("KERRY" & "EDWARDS" ARE TWO "JOHNS" THAT NEED FLUSHING!)
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To: L.N. Smithee

Or maybe DEA.


19 posted on 07/21/2004 8:47:09 PM PDT by sharktrager (The road to hell is paved with good intentions. And the paving contractor lives in Chappaqua.)
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To: Samwise

The Crosby Stils & Nash official web site has a banner on their site that says "Cosby Stils & Nash support Kerry / Edwards" Here it is: http://www.crosbystillsnash.com/


20 posted on 07/21/2004 8:49:23 PM PDT by Viet-Boat-Rider (Kerry Lied)
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To: Samwise

The Crosby Stils & Nash official web site has a banner on their site that says "Cosby Stils & Nash support Kerry / Edwards" Here it is: www.crosbystillsnash.com/


21 posted on 07/21/2004 8:49:37 PM PDT by Viet-Boat-Rider (Kerry Lied)
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To: Mr. Jazzy
I get it, they are going to be "joint" Presidents:

22 posted on 07/21/2004 8:51:30 PM PDT by BansheeBill
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To: Mr. Jazzy; qam1

Who are David Crosby and Graham Nash?


23 posted on 07/21/2004 8:54:36 PM PDT by hispanarepublicana (Free Brigitte Bardot.)
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To: Mr. Jazzy

Isn't this going to be a bit of a strain on David Crosby's brain cell?


24 posted on 07/21/2004 8:55:34 PM PDT by randog
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To: Mr. Jazzy

Silliness. Everybody knows this is nowhere.


25 posted on 07/21/2004 8:55:36 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: RWR8189

"Are you all telling me you didn't listen to CSNY way back when?"

I wasn't around yet, but I prefer the motown classics of that era.


26 posted on 07/21/2004 9:02:22 PM PDT by adam_az (Call your State Republican Party office and VOLUNTEER!!!!)
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To: Mr. Jazzy
*Hillary smacking forehead*: "why didn't I think of that? Oh yeah, we already did that...
27 posted on 07/21/2004 9:08:36 PM PDT by RedBloodedAmerican
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To: Samwise

...I am sorry.


28 posted on 07/21/2004 9:08:36 PM PDT by Chesterbelloc
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To: RWR8189

Stills for security advisor!


29 posted on 07/21/2004 9:11:14 PM PDT by isom35
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To: Billthedrill

Yes, pure sillines.

But this helps to better identify who Botox-Man and the Breck-Boy Wonder really are ... the dream team of the left.


30 posted on 07/21/2004 9:11:30 PM PDT by Mr. Jazzy (I think James Brown said it best, "Shabbbbab-brezeee, nahn, uuhhh, Can't hep myseff.")
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To: Billthedrill
Yes, pure silliness.

But this helps to better identify who Botox-Man and the Breck-Boy Wonder really are ... the dream team of the left.
31 posted on 07/21/2004 9:12:06 PM PDT by Mr. Jazzy (I think James Brown said it best, "Shabbbbab-brezeee, nahn, uuhhh, Can't hep myseff.")
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To: Mr. Jazzy

Even 9/11 can't bring them out of their drug induced fantasyland.

Like my pot-head, America hating, hippy uncle said to me the other day. "It's not what the terrorists do to us that is important. It is what we do to them."

I told him he should go find Osama and see if he could smoke a peace joint with him and that I would wait for Al Jazeera to show the video of his head getting lopped off...


32 posted on 07/21/2004 9:18:49 PM PDT by TSgt (What have you done for your country today?)
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To: BlessedBeGod

We've already had a joint presidency -- Bill & Hill.

Yeah but these two inhale ... big time.


33 posted on 07/21/2004 9:26:56 PM PDT by sawmill trash
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To: L.N. Smithee

I think this is an attempt to get Kerry to name David Crosby head of Alcohol, Tobacco & Firearms.


He certainly has vast experience in all three areas.


34 posted on 07/21/2004 9:28:14 PM PDT by sawmill trash
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To: mylife
>>L0L! what a h00t!

This announcement is my nomination for the "Greatest Celebrity Release of Intellectual Flatus" Award...
35 posted on 07/21/2004 9:29:45 PM PDT by Keith in Iowa (Michael Moore has made "documentary" a 1-word oxymoron.)
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To: Mr. Jazzy

I could, of course, be talked around if they guaranteed to name Ted Nugent Secretary of Defense...


36 posted on 07/21/2004 9:32:31 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Mr. Jazzy
David Crosby was interviewed by Brian Lamb some years back on C-SPAN Booknotes. In all the Booknotes I've seen before and since, no one has topped Crosby for sheer stupidity. He is mind-blowingly dumb, which is something I'd never realized before even though I'd seen him answer questions here and there over the years.

It just goes to show that a serious interview of the kind Lamb conducts can tell you so much more about a person than the typical fluff entertainment interviews by which most people get to know famous folks like Crosby.

37 posted on 07/21/2004 9:36:57 PM PDT by beckett
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To: beckett

Crosby's been an arrogant, abrasive jerk all the way back to his years in the Byrds (64-67). Too bad, as he has written a few good songs over the years.


38 posted on 07/21/2004 9:54:26 PM PDT by MikalM
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To: beckett

Wasn't Crosby a crack addict at the time of his arrest in Texas?


39 posted on 07/21/2004 9:58:10 PM PDT by weegee (Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them. ~~Ronald Reagan)
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To: weegee

Mar 1982 David Crosby arrested for quaalude possession, driving under the influence of cocaine, and carrying a concealed .45 pistol.
Dec 1985 Sentenced to Texas State Prison in Huntsville for possession of cocaine and weapons violations.
Aug 1986 Released from prison.

40 posted on 07/21/2004 10:03:51 PM PDT by weegee (Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them. ~~Ronald Reagan)
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To: Mr. Jazzy

When would Crosby have time, fathering all those kids witht he Lesbians?


41 posted on 07/21/2004 10:06:21 PM PDT by Hildy ( If you don't stand up for what's RIGHT, you'll settle for what's LEFT.)
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To: Mr. Jazzy

LOL. Someone needs to contact Neil Young.


42 posted on 07/21/2004 11:20:10 PM PDT by Waryone
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To: Donna Lee Nardo

Do you know how they're related? If so, it explains a lot.


43 posted on 07/22/2004 1:22:35 AM PDT by Dr. Eckleburg (There are very few shades of gray.)
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To: Viet-Boat-Rider

44 posted on 07/22/2004 1:29:30 AM PDT by kcvl
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To: Donna Lee Nardo
David Crosby was supporting Howard Dean at first.

January, 1971 -- Jane Fonda raises money for the Winter Soldier Investigation through a series of benefit concerts. Participants include Fonda, Dick Gregory, Donald Sutherland, Graham Nash, David Crosby and Phil Ochs.

45 posted on 07/22/2004 1:31:46 AM PDT by kcvl
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To: L.N. Smithee
Graham Nash is from Blackpool, England. HE CAN'T RUN!

Just goes to show you how stupid the left is and their willingness to circumnavigate around the law.

46 posted on 07/22/2004 2:02:20 AM PDT by BigSkyFreeper (While Bush plays "rope a dope", Kerry/Edwards play "grope a dope".)
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To: All
Here are the political donations of these two creeps:

David Crosby
Graham Nash

Hey, I'm all for this if it can steal just one vote away from Hanoi John.

47 posted on 07/22/2004 4:30:06 AM PDT by john_virtue
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To: BigSkyFreeper
And since when has THE LAW ever been an impediment to the left?

Crosby is also on his second liver, rotted out the first one!


Hehehehe

Drinks all around!!!
48 posted on 07/22/2004 9:05:50 AM PDT by Mr. Jazzy (I think James Brown said it best, "Shabbbbab-brezeee, nahn, uuhhh, Can't hep myseff.")
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To: kcvl

Oh, now I remember correctly! Peter or Paul of Peter, Paul & Mary is the one that is related to john f'in kerry ketchup boy wonderless. He stumped for him on FOXNews a few months ago. Not Crosby.


49 posted on 07/22/2004 9:06:48 AM PDT by Donna Lee Nardo
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To: john_virtue
Nash actually gave moeney to Bill Press when he ran for the senate? I was wondering who the idiot was.

Michael M. Bates: My Side of the Swamp

50 posted on 07/22/2004 9:10:04 AM PDT by Mike Bates (Irish Alzheimer's victim: I only remember the grudges.)
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