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Sandy Berger's Sock Stuffing (photos of stuffing his sox w/ docs)
Wonkette ^ | July 22, 2004 | Ana Marie Cox

Posted on 07/22/2004 12:31:06 PM PDT by Cableguy

Sandy Berger's Sock Stuffing: Examining the Single Braces Theory

We love it when people put their money where their mouth is. Or their classified documents where their ankles are. Or their socks where their pants are. Or put their socks in their pants along with classified documents. In any case, hats off to blogger Myrick, who performed an experiment to test the GSS (Gigantic Sock Scenario) explanation of the Berger bruhaha. Sure, he may have taken sensitive government secrets out of the national archives, but could he have fit them in his socks? There is only one way to find out.

Armed with a pair of mid-length dress socks and a Brooks Brothers' sock suspenders I attempted walking about my house with various materials – both with and without the braces.

His results will shock you!


TOPICS: Extended News; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: sandyberger
Link to the blogger who tried this experiment:

http://myrick.blogspot.com/2004/07/berger-sock-experiment.html

1 posted on 07/22/2004 12:31:07 PM PDT by Cableguy
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To: Cableguy

I used the same method for shoplifting cartons of cigarettes when I was in college.


2 posted on 07/22/2004 12:33:34 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
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To: Cableguy
There's no reason a federal crime can't also result in crafty gifts. Here's another a stuffed sock......


3 posted on 07/22/2004 12:34:07 PM PDT by hispanarepublicana (Free Brigitte Bardot.)
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To: Cableguy

Sox with docs sounds like a Dr Suess title.

I will not stuff them in my pants.

i will not stuff them in with ants.


4 posted on 07/22/2004 12:34:54 PM PDT by cripplecreek (John kerry is unbalanced)
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To: hispanarepublicana

LOL!


5 posted on 07/22/2004 12:35:54 PM PDT by GVnana (Tagline? I don't need no stinkin' tagline!)
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To: Cableguy
So the Bergler would have to come prepared. What's news about that? I wear an elastic ankle brace that I bought at wally world for $7 because of a sprained ankle. It will easily hold papers for a long long time. You can wear it under or over the sock.

Maybe he used a couple of large rubber bands. There are plenty of elastic bands that could be placed on the legs beforehand and used to store papers under the pants.

Maybe he wore an ankle holster. Good enough for guns, fine for papers.

Sheesh ... What happened to that imagination thinking of this morning?

6 posted on 07/22/2004 12:42:55 PM PDT by snooker
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To: Conspiracy Guy
"I used the same method for shoplifting cartons of cigarettes when I was in college."

I expect a liberal NOT to understand right from wrong, but I do expect a conservative to fully understand that stealing is wrong...........just a reaction to your statement.
7 posted on 07/22/2004 12:45:52 PM PDT by PeterPrinciple
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To: PeterPrinciple

He's kidding, already.


8 posted on 07/22/2004 12:48:06 PM PDT by annyokie (Now with 20% More Infidel!)
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To: hispanarepublicana
There's no reason a federal crime can't also result in crafty gifts.

Send that one to Martha Stewart.

9 posted on 07/22/2004 12:48:15 PM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: cripplecreek

Would you, could you, in your hose?

Would you, could you, lie through your nose?


10 posted on 07/22/2004 12:50:34 PM PDT by martin_fierro (Tiajunna customes stuned my beeber)
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To: PeterPrinciple

He was a liberal then: He was in college.


11 posted on 07/22/2004 12:51:10 PM PDT by The KG9 Kid (Semper Fi)
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To: cripplecreek

I will not stuff them near my tush
I will not give them to George Bush


12 posted on 07/22/2004 12:51:22 PM PDT by hispanarepublicana (Free Brigitte Bardot.)
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13 posted on 07/22/2004 12:51:56 PM PDT by Southflanknorthpawsis
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To: cripplecreek

Like so?

I did not stuff them in a box.
I did not stuff them in my socks.

I did not stuff them here or there.
I did not stuff them anywhere.
/seuss
14 posted on 07/22/2004 12:56:01 PM PDT by keat (This post is a failure of, above all, imagination.)
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To: cripplecreek; hispanarepublicana

You should not take them on the lam.

I do not like you, Sam-I-Cram.

15 posted on 07/22/2004 12:57:03 PM PDT by martin_fierro (Tiajunna customes stuned my beeber)
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To: keat

We're on a roll.


I did not stuff them in a hole

i did not eat them on a roll.


16 posted on 07/22/2004 12:58:22 PM PDT by cripplecreek (John kerry is unbalanced)
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To: Cableguy

You folks making light of this really do not understand what is going on.


17 posted on 07/22/2004 12:59:07 PM PDT by Walkingfeather
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To: PeterPrinciple

Did you find any errors in his spelling?


18 posted on 07/22/2004 1:01:31 PM PDT by TigersEye (Intellectuals only exist if you think they do!)
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To: Cableguy

19 posted on 07/22/2004 1:02:19 PM PDT by New Perspective (Proud father of a 7 month old son with Down Syndrome)
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To: Cableguy
Oh, heck, as a sneaky teen I used to smuggle all manner of 'literary' contraband this way....
20 posted on 07/22/2004 1:05:17 PM PDT by atomicpossum (I give up! Entropy, you win!)
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To: PeterPrinciple

I've never stolen anything (it was intended as humor) but I did test this last night at home with a carton of cigarettes under casual khakis. I am tall but the were not even visible.

But conservatives are not without mistakes in their past. I did get a DUI once, paid the fine and changed my ways.


21 posted on 07/22/2004 1:07:00 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
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To: martin_fierro

I did not take those docs I say
I did not sell them on E-Bay!


22 posted on 07/22/2004 1:10:07 PM PDT by hispanarepublicana (Free Brigitte Bardot.)
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To: annyokie

He doesn't know me. You do. I left off the humor tag at my own peril.

It is nice to have friends though ; )


23 posted on 07/22/2004 1:10:46 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

Hey, when you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way.


24 posted on 07/22/2004 1:12:14 PM PDT by annyokie (Now with 20% More Infidel!)
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To: annyokie; PeterPrinciple

Hey I just wrote this after post the cigarette thing.

The File Bergler

He went to see the documents,
You know the Secret kind.
What happened as he left the place,
Will surely blow your mind.
Somehow, weeks later, it appears,
They asked him where they’d gone.
He looked around and sure enough,
His socks were not alone.
His pants and jacket they were stuffed,
With papers large and small.
Osama and Al Qaeda too,
Just little things that’s all
Some he’d thrown away he said,
But those were nothing big.
Old Sandy is a clutter bug,
Announced the Clinton pig.
So shake it off and move along,
We know they’re honest men.
The Clinton mob would never lie,
Oops they’ve been caught again.

Conspiracy Guy 7/22/2004


25 posted on 07/22/2004 1:12:23 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
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To: annyokie

I forget sometimes that everyone doesn't know I am from the Insane Clown Posse.


26 posted on 07/22/2004 1:13:22 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
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To: cripplecreek
Sox with docs sounds like a Dr Suess title.

I composed some Suess a couple of days ago -

Okay, this is going out to Samuel R. "Sandy" Berger -
I am Sam.
Sam I am.
Stealing secret docs I am.
I will put them in a box.
I will put them in my socks.
I will put them in my pants.
I'll put them in my shoes and dance.
I will put them here and there.
I will put them everywhere.
Stealing secrets, who gives a damn?
For Sandy Berger Sam I am.

Can I steal them in a car?
Read them, read them, here they are!
I will take them to my house.
And I will read them to a mouse.
I will take them on a boat.
I will feed them to my goat.
Soon I'll be running on the lam -
For Samuel Berger Sam I am


27 posted on 07/22/2004 1:15:50 PM PDT by HAL9000
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To: Conspiracy Guy
Here's my literary contribution from yesterday:

The Mess Bubba Built (Berger Takeoff on House that Jack Built)

28 posted on 07/22/2004 1:17:25 PM PDT by hispanarepublicana (Free Brigitte Bardot.)
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To: hispanarepublicana

I like it. I have bookmarked it.


29 posted on 07/22/2004 1:25:18 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
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To: cripplecreek

we'll use the same old song and dance,
I'd never stuff those in my pants.

I love john kerry and worship frace,
but would never stuff my undapants


30 posted on 07/22/2004 1:32:30 PM PDT by Rakkasan1 (Justice of the Piece-leaks to China,shills for France,what's in that guy's undapants?)
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To: New Perspective

Gellin' like a FELON.


31 posted on 07/22/2004 1:32:55 PM PDT by martin_fierro (Tiajunna customes stuned my beeber)
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To: Rakkasan1

we'll use the same old song and dance,
I'd never stuff those in my pants.

I love john kerry and worship france,
but would never stuff my undapants


32 posted on 07/22/2004 1:43:27 PM PDT by Rakkasan1 (Justice of the Piece-leaks to China,shills for France,what's in that guy's undapants?)
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To: martin_fierro
>>Sam-I-Cram.

LOL!!!

33 posted on 07/22/2004 1:43:39 PM PDT by Graymatter (Kerry medical records are none of our business---and his veep pick is, who???)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

Very good! I used to write poetry in college. You do a good job.


34 posted on 07/22/2004 1:45:00 PM PDT by annyokie (Now with 20% More Infidel!)
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To: annyokie

I thank you. I guess I've been writing poems and lyrics since I was in second grade. Some are good, some are bad, some are serious, some are scathing, some are well you get the picture.


35 posted on 07/22/2004 1:49:17 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
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To: martin_fierro
Gellin' like a FELON.

I took your advice and added some text. Thanks


36 posted on 07/23/2004 7:19:42 AM PDT by New Perspective (Proud father of a 7 month old son with Down Syndrome)
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