When you look out into space, and you see a black hole, you are looking up the exit pipe, so to speak, of an item that is departing from your frame of reference, at a speed exceeding that of light.
In a similar vein, what is called a collapsing star, is a star born anew in another time zone. While we watch it collapse, some guy in the other time zone is watching it appear and can't wait to name it for himself.
Intergalactic intellectual property trial lawyers are foaming at the bit and can't wait to profit from these disputes.
Black holes are what happens when a star eats itself.
White holes are what happens when another universe farts.
Wormholes are black holes that can't make up their minds.