Kerry the vampire slayer?

Boston Herald ^ | 24JUL04 | Mark A. Perigard

[Belisaurius]

Move over, Buffy. You've got competition - from John Kerry [related, bio].

In the current issue of the comic book ``Sword of Dracula,'' a character modeled after the Democratic presidential hopeful takes on the king of the undead, Dracula himself.

``I chose Kerry because I am impressed with his background as a military man,'' writer Jason Henderson said yesterday.

[Belisaurius]

I thought Herman Munster was in plenty of comics.

[nuconvert]

"I chose Kerry because I am impressed with his background as a military man"

LoL. He's Very easily impressed..........

[punster]

Kerry is a blood-sucker in his own right. Perhaps, Kerry would be be a better model for crafting the Dracula character.

[Normal4me]

"I chose Kerry because I am impressed with his background as a military man"

Whaaa? Why is it the dems are so impressed with military service now? Why did they vote for Clinton?

[1john2 3and4]

are there "thread title awards" here at FR? (i was SO hoping that was the actual title as it appeared in the cage-liner. nevertheless 'shame on you' for 'making me' click on the link! < /s >

[Belisaurius]

The moderator changed the title to what it was in the herald. It was my first ever posting and I made a booboo.

For those who missed it, I titled it 'Knobslobbering lib makes Kerry the hero of vampire-slaying comic' or something like that.

[GraceCoolidge]

When I read the thread title, I thought it referred to another one of Kerry's "manly man extreme sports" photo ops. Maybe motorcycles, kites, windsurfing, biking, etc., just isn't enough... now we'll have to watch him grapple with vampires?

[PLMerite]

They can never answer that question. The same ones who throw "draft dodger/awol" at Bush thought it clever of Clinton to get out of serving at all.

[Dane]

Kerry is a blood-sucker in his own right. Perhaps, Kerry would be be a better model for crafting the Dracula character

Yep, Thereeeesssa's money is his own blood bank.

[Bob]

For those who missed it, I titled it 'Knobslobbering lib makes Kerry the hero of vampire-slaying comic'...

I'd say that yours was more accurate than the real one. :=)

[DAC22]

The man is from Texas, what a shame. But he makes a living writing about a fantasy world, so it all makes sense.

I visited his web site, and among other things, I learned that his wife is a Lawyer, it's all so clear now Drop him a line http://www.jasonhenderson.com/about.htm

[1john2 3and4]

well WELCOME TO FR! (shows ya what i know, huh? i guess i was so busy laffing i didnt realize the booboo. yeah, that's the ticket!)

[KarlInOhio]

Henderson believed the man who received three Purple Hearts deserved a fictional homage.

True in a way the author didn't intend.

If Dracula scratches you three times do you get to go home?

[MadIvan]

He's just scared of losing the Goth vote.

Oops, too late? ;)

Regards, Ivan

[ScottFromSpokane]

Kerry the Komic Book Kandidate

[DAC22]

I couldn't resist. I e-mailed this moron the following:


``I chose Kerry because I am impressed with his background as a military man,''


Certainly this is a misquote? If not, I must say it takes next to nothing to impress you. In which case do you have a few minutes to talk about a few acres of swampland in FL. that I’m trying to sell?

[theFIRMbss]

>In the current issue of the comic book ``Sword of Dracula,'' a character modeled after the Democratic presidential hopeful takes on the king of the undead

Our pop culture is a trash bin filled with garbage. People live in it . . .

[mountainlyons]

Is he referring to kerry's "cut and run" Viet Nam record or the 360 degree kerry, with a policy to satisfy everybody?

[Tennessee_Bob]

Well, that's it - I've officially seen it all.

[MadIvan]

Well, that's it - I've officially seen it all.

Surely not?

Conservative Punks

Regards, Ivan