Posted on 07/25/2004 6:01:39 PM PDT by doug from upland
It never crossed the plate.....
He was booed loudly by the Fenway crowd when he was announced.
14 posted on 07/25/2004 5:10:34 PM PDT by hole_n_one
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MIDI - TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALLGAME
Take me out to the ballgame...it's the RedSox and Yanks
Kerry is throwing out the first pitch
At least it wasn't Hillary *itch
He could not get it to the catcher
Like a girl he throws
Let us keep on mocking the scum in both song and prose
Take me out to the ballgame...it's too much to believe
He turned on our soldiers, what a disgrace
How can he be here showing his face?
He could not get it to the catcher
Like a girl he throws
Let us keep on mocking the scum in both song and prose
Wonder if we will see replays of the Booing? I bet we never hear about this in the news, or the Boos will be edited out for replay.
hole_n_one, thanks for capturing the picture
He must belong to AHHHnolds 'girlie man club'.
What a wuss!!
In all fairness, didn't they boo President Bush this year, too?
bob whitman just said "by all accounts he was not booed"..someone please call in
If bush got booed in west texas by the locals then yes that would be the same. This was John Kerry in the most liberal state in hte union, in the most liberal part of the state, and it happens to be HIS HOME TOWN!
Who is Bob Whitman?
Listen to the MIDI. I think I got the meter right.
How about "Girlie-man" style are his throws for the next-to-last line?
They may have, but this is his home turf. He is supposed to be a big Sox fan. Aren't they supposed to love him here?
and what was the deal having a soldier catching the ball?,, ,, yeah and his favorite player Manny Ortiz,, LOL what a lurching dork,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Talk radio guy on WABC
They obviously are not happy about having the city shut down for him.
I hope the GOP will try to leave NYC a bit more open for its convention so it doesn't piss of half the city like Kerry has done with Boston.
So? This is Jean Kerry's home town crowd.
I'm watching the game from my home in Boston, and I want to hurl. The camera keeps cutting to Horseface and his family. Ben Affleck, Katie Couric, Tim Russert, Joe Biden....all the liberal creeps are there.
Your song made me think that somehow John Fraud got his Purple Hearts from Cracker Jacks.
(Doug, you know I am not disparaging the PH here---however, I don't believe he earned his three PH's fair and square. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.)
Did you know he served in Vietnam?
Between Heinzenstein being there and the game being played so bad(on both sides), I thought it couldn't get any worse. Then they showed Commie Katie at the game!
Its only 60 feet to the plate!!!! My 78 year old father-in-law throws farther than that! (he is one hell of a man, BTW. Was in the South Pacific in WW II, He was slated to be in the first wave of the invasion of Japan. He walked through Hiroshima just weeks after the bomb was dropped. Never tell him that Truman was wrong to drop the bomb. He'll kick your @$$ into next week!)
I am about as non athletic as you can be and could at least get the darn thing to the friggin' plate. Come on!
I am... You're missing 1-3 syllables in that line, at my count... I did have five semesters of music theory in college too, I'm not just guessing.
you mean ESPN's tribute to John Kerry...
They've shown that clown on t.v. g***amn 4,678 times by the second inning
Interesting.
A metaphor for a nightmarish Kerry presidency that would expect a CIC to toss support to the troops, but have it never quite get there?
A true Ah-nuld "girly-man".
So he comes up short...
Wonder if Tereeza has noticed the same thing.
or
So Kerry pitches like he campaigns...
Throws it into the dirt.
The World Series, Two Thousand One, The first game it had just begun. Dubya Bush let the first pitch fly. It flew by. T'was a stri [ke]. In July in two thousand four, A Democrat tried to tie the score. He'd pitch one too--any pitch would do-- though people would have to ask why.Not great, but I think it fits the rhyme and meter of the original verse.
That would be lib Brian Whitman.
Well, sorta. Check syllable stresses:
I don't CARE if I EVer get BACK.
AT least IT wasn't HILLary [W]ITCH. [DFU]
[At] LEAST it WASn't that HILLary [W]ITCH. [Thoughtomator]
Moving "at" to a pickup note (or leaving it out altogether) improves the word stress pattern for the next few notes, even if it necessitates adding another syllable elsewhere.
Did you ge a load of Russet yucking it up with Biden. It looks downright orgasmic.
A girl threw the shotput 60 feet.
Different dream realized;
By Ned Barnett, Staff Writer // July 19, 2004
Visit USA Track & Field
SACRAMENTO, Calif. -- Laura Gerraughty, the North Carolina senior who once dreamed of being an Olympic gymnast, will be going to the Games in a far different event -- the shot put.
Gerraughty won the women's shot put final at the U.S. Olympic trails Friday night with a throw of 60 feet, 8 1/2 inches.
"I shaking, I'm just so excited," Gerraughty said as she prepared to go to the victory stand at Sacramento State's Hornet Stadium. "I can't wait to represent my country in Athens."
looking at the pic of Lurch attempting to catch a football..makes you think about a line drive foul ball into the stands. right about where Lurch is sitting. hehehe
Sung out along with the tune, it makes a lot more sense with the word "that" in there, imho. "At" does become a grace note in this context, which works because the word "at" by itself doesn't deserve any stress (unless you are making a direct comparison to the use of a differing preposition, which I don't think is happening here).
Forgot to mention he's a Liberal Talk radio guy on WABC.
He's on just prior to Drudge in case anyone cares.
Thanks, gotta admit I burst out laughing when I saw how bad it was. Hole On oNes pics are the pics you wont see anywhere else though.
Just saw a clip of Brokaw, Russert and Couric licking Kerry's ass in the box. Media Bias? Naaaaaahhhhhhhhh
It's not a "W." It is a "B."
Okay. I learned my lesson. I will have to leave the songwriting to the experts.
GAWWWWWWWWWDDDD...I LOVE THAT AHHHHOLD! Bawhahahhaha! Lurch is such a "GIRLIE MAN"...:}
Don't let me discourage you... it's just constructive criticism. I know you have a thick enough skin for it, you've been here long enough!
well John Effing Kerry camera shot #5,962.
EXTREME CLOSE-UP
AGHHHHHHHHHH
I think I'm going to Franken all over the place
Say, thanks for the good link to the music.
Greatly appreciated.
I know, and SNAFU doesn't really mean "situation normal--all 'fouled' up" either. But this is supposed to be a family-friendly board; I bracketed the 'W' to make clear that other substitutions were possible.
After about 1500 parody songs, I don't think you will be able to discourage me. :)
Girlyman? Poodle? either would fit this twerp.
Brian Whitman....
Brian Whitman....
oops...sorry
Take Kerry to the convention
Where Bill Clinto is really the star
You know they really want him to lose
So that Hillary can go far
Take him out to Michigan
See him in a Rolls Royce
He'll tax you to death for a nanny state
Take so much you'll never get it back
So...send him back to Boston
Back to the graveyard where he belongs
If I want Lurch I'll watch TV Land
I don't want him screwing up my homeland
So send him to election day
Watch as he gets creamed
His party's leaders are all insane
Let's hope they never win the White House again
(At least not within my own lifetime!)
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