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Caption Kerry at Cape Canaveral (Extreme Dork Factor)
yahoo ^ | 7/26/04

Posted on 07/26/2004 1:45:55 PM PDT by finnman69

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Ground Control to Major Dork.
1 posted on 07/26/2004 1:45:58 PM PDT by finnman69
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2 posted on 07/26/2004 1:47:16 PM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
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OMG - that's a Registered photoshopped image isn't it? That cannot be real. ROFLMAO.

This ranks right up there with the Dukakis tank ride.


3 posted on 07/26/2004 1:47:31 PM PDT by iceskater (No nation or state ever taxed itself into prosperity.)
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"Nobody said the colonoscopy hose would be THIS BIG!"


4 posted on 07/26/2004 1:47:59 PM PDT by hispanarepublicana (Free Brigitte Bardot.)
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"Could someone please get this giant hose out of my butt? I have to be in Boston by Thursday and this enema has to be finished in time for me to travel."

Shalom.

5 posted on 07/26/2004 1:48:26 PM PDT by ArGee (After 517, the abolition of man is complete)
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Oh, now there's your Dukakis tank photo op for Kerry.
6 posted on 07/26/2004 1:48:33 PM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (May the wings of Liberty never lose so much as a feather.)
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KLAATU... BARADA... NIKTO...


7 posted on 07/26/2004 1:49:07 PM PDT by Constitution Day
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8 posted on 07/26/2004 1:49:47 PM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
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"Democratic Presidential candidate John Kerry today called for distribution in public schools of the full-body condom."

9 posted on 07/26/2004 1:50:06 PM PDT by My2Cents ("Fair, balanced...and unafraid.")
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The Blue Dork Crew.


10 posted on 07/26/2004 1:50:24 PM PDT by tractorman
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"Houston, we have a problem..."


11 posted on 07/26/2004 1:50:27 PM PDT by My2Cents ("Fair, balanced...and unafraid.")
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Move along. Nothing to see here. Just a routine prostate re-check.


12 posted on 07/26/2004 1:50:31 PM PDT by They'reGone2000 (And we hope they're not coming back!)
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Are we witnessing the "Dukakis in the tank" equivalent? LMAO!!


13 posted on 07/26/2004 1:50:37 PM PDT by lmavk
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Ladies and Gentlemen - WE HAVE OUR DUKAKIS IN A TANK MOMENT!!!!!!!


14 posted on 07/26/2004 1:50:42 PM PDT by commish (Freedom Tastes Sweetest to Those Who Have Fought to Preserve It)
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"Nobody said the colonoscopy hose would be THIS BIG!"

Dammit, hr -- that was my line.

OTOH, your version implies he's dismayed. His smile says otherwise. Thus, I offer the following amendment:

oooOOOOOOooooohhhhh! Nobody said the colonoscopy hose would be THIS BIG!

15 posted on 07/26/2004 1:50:56 PM PDT by r9etb
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Kerry tries a one way trip in the secret NASA Stargate

we wish..............

16 posted on 07/26/2004 1:51:03 PM PDT by spokeshave (strategery + schadenfreude = stratenschadenfreudery)
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17 posted on 07/26/2004 1:51:10 PM PDT by evets (God bless president George W. Bush)
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He looks just like the ugly gopher I flushed out of my yard the other day, same teeth!


18 posted on 07/26/2004 1:51:18 PM PDT by fxrdeb
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"Oompa Loopma doobity-doo
I've got a photo-op for you
Oompa Loompa doobity-dee
If you are wise, you won't vote for me!"


19 posted on 07/26/2004 1:51:31 PM PDT by ItsOurTimeNow (How's my posting? Call 1-800-FREEPER)
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This could be another Dukakis Kodak moment!
20 posted on 07/26/2004 1:51:33 PM PDT by Chieftain ('W' in '04!)
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