OMG! Caption Kerry's Super DNC Convention ENEMA! (Last one for him before his DNC speech.)

[Happy2BMe]

3 - 2 - 1 . .

[Happy2BMe]

Take a break - Kerry is (a BIG one). Ovuh heeyah - poing.

[punster]

I don't think even a super-sized enema is adequate for Kaptain Ketchup. He is so full of it.

[Mark in the Old South]

John (life begins at conception) Kerry simulates the joyous nature of a partial birth abortion.

[Phinanceguy]

Kerry is actually undergoing brain surgery.

[My2Cents]

Good one.

[Viet-Boat-Rider]

Looks like a condom with a hole in it.

[weegee]

All this week on THE ALPHABET NETWORKS, a very special tele-dramodey...

"Kerry: The Candidate In The Plastic Bubble"

Synopsis: A billionaire gigolo traitor seals himself in a plastic bubble so as his words and actions do not harm his delicate chances at winning the 2004 Presidential election.

[weegee]

2004: A Space Idiocy

[seams2me]

bttt

everyone should see this

[My2Cents]

Looks like a condom with a hole in it.

Well, Kerry is something of a d*ckhead

[Toespi]

Really, I am LOL, so funny!

[BunnySlippers]

What the heck is he DOING? This looks like the Dukakis tank thing. Is he doing an Evil Kenievel? (sp)

[thefactor]

"i have been in michael moore's colon and, yes, his head is up there."

[weegee]

He's just planning to go for a ride with Ted Kennedy. John wants to make sure he is dressed appropriately.

[DannyTN]

I'm sorry Mr. Kerry. We've used the latest technology, but I'm afraid you are still full of sh**.

[weegee]

Tidy Bowl Man?

[Califelephant]

That huge umbilical cord is directly attached to his wife's bank account.

[TheRightResponse]

"OL' KANNONBALL KERRY DECENDS DOWN INTO THE CANNON, AS THE SPECIAL VACUUM HOSE REMOVES THE EXCESS GASSES FROM THE MUZZLE OF THE ......."

[Brett66]

LOL! That's the best caption so far.

[Coleus]

 

[AHerald]

What the heck is he DOING? This looks like the Dukakis tank thing.

Big time. It's astonishing that someone on Kerry's staff didn't put the kibosh on this photo op.

Hugh Hewitt said the pic reminded him of Woody Allen as a sperm in Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex.

[Caipirabob]

Looks like he was effectively purged. He's even happy about it...

[weegee]

Well-l-l-l-l-l-l goll-l-l-l-l-y"

[SelmaLee]

Yep, too bad Susan Estrich wasn't there - to make sure his name was on the front of the hood.

[weegee]

Obligatory pic:

[eureka!]

Here's the photo...

[BunnySlippers]

60 seconds ago Brit Hume and Mara Liason mentioned the Dukasis/tank thing. I think the GOP should make this photo front and center. He looks like an even bigger doofus than he already is. Let's post this EVERYWHERE!

[BunnySlippers]

Thank you, weegee. Brit Hume and Mara mentioned the Dukasis photo in a comparison with this one. Let's post it all over! :-D

[bitt]

Thanks!

Best laugh since watching the Thereyyyza video last night!

Or maybe it was the girly man, big butt, loser can't make it to the plate throw at Fenway ...

must push huge manchild from TV and Simpsons and get the tube switched to Fox for the Rats tonight....

[eureka!]

Re#30 LOL, and most welcome. As to the "pitch", Ketchup Boy said the Marine behind the plate was "nervous" so he held up the pitch and just "lobbed" it. What a maroon....

[Republican Red]

At first I thought he looked like a sperm



Then Mike TeeVee from Willie Wonka came to mind:

[weegee]

Someone should have reminded John, "These aren't medals/ribbons, you have to put some arm into it!"

[weegee]

Man, you found a picture of John Edwards in one of these suits too?!!

[bitt]

'As to the "pitch", Ketchup Boy said the Marine behind the plate was "nervous" so he held up the pitch and just "lobbed" it. What a maroon....'

NO! What is that man thinking! First they dis the soldier by making him catcher, then they move him out of the prime seat, then sKerry ranks him out!!

Need some video of that remark...

[weegee]

I like this comparison better:

Same "idiot's" grin.

[RoseofTexas]

The only thing missing from LURCH scrapbook is a pix of him assisting a surgeon in the operating room...WHAT A FREAKIN IDIOT PUTZ...he looks like a sure LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER! With a capital L!

[eureka!]

wg--no need. The comment does it for itself. bitt-yep. Classless poseurs...

[Happy2BMe]

If you think Kerry is a loser, he can't hold a candle to Tuh-ReeeZ-Uh baby! (You heard of rich trash?)

[Republican Red]

I think you're right!!!!!

[Shooter 2.5]

KerryKondom

[geopyg]

With all the altered photos now I figured this was another one - but I guess not if Hewitt is talking about it. What is Kerry THINKING? (Okay, dumb question - but surely he has someone to guide him in what he is doing?!?!)

[gorush]

Isn't that the orgasmatron from that old Woody Allen movie?

[weegee]

Edwards to Kerry: "See why it's no good when you pitch?! I'm the pitcher and you're the catcher."

[CFC__VRWC]

Kerry is King Midas' evil twin - everything he touches turns into lead.

[Endeavor]

Are you kidding me - he really tried to blame his limp wristed throw on the serviceman? He really is scum.

[cmsgop]

LOOK THERESA, I'M A SPERM !!!..WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!WHOA, LOOK AT THAT EGG!!!!!!

[BunnySlippers]

Actually, I think we ought to link this to the Dukasis/tank thing. This is regarding the pulled thread which did that.

[Shooter 2.5]

I'm sort of losing track of the blunders. First was the "Shove it" video, then the insult to the catcher during the wimpy throw and now the embarrassing photo op.

And the first day of the convention isn't over!

[SunnySide]

J Fn Klutz, "when Terettza says shove it, I shove it and howdy!"