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Black XXIX: "Shed Powers!!"
The MudCave | 29 July 2004 | Mudboy Slim

Posted on 07/29/2004 6:51:42 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim

"Shed Powers!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Dead Flowers")

Folks, when you're sitting there, thinkin' 'bout supportin' Kerry...
Votin' fer some rich bloke you don't know...
Well, Hanoi John LOATHES the FRee...prefers Sosh'list Tyranny!!
He's a Massachusetts Lib'ral to the bone!!

Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals...
Must devolve Power to the States...
States, devolve Power to the Counties...
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!

Now hear me, DemonRATS...Right did Liberate Iraq!!
Folks're FRee 'cuz George Dubyuh led the way!!
Ol' MUD'll be in his basement room, laughin' while FReepin' Leftist tunes...)8^D!!
In a Righteous Quest fer Independence Day!!

Devolve Power, RightWing Congress!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!!
Must devolve Power to the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A. - yeah!!

(guitar-pickin' and strummin' interlude)

Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!!
Must devolve Power to the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!

Mudboy Slim


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Kansas; US: Virginia
KEYWORDS: 9th10thamendments; constitution; devolution; devolvepower; statesrights
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FReegards...MUD

1 posted on 07/29/2004 6:51:44 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim

Mornin'.

Horseface is on WRVA.


2 posted on 07/29/2004 6:54:33 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands (I'm going on vacation in 1 day...)
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To: Corin Stormhands
Ugh...reckon that's why I'm blastin' out the Stones' "Sticky Fingers" from my cubicle...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

3 posted on 07/29/2004 7:01:12 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: George W. Bush; Landru; M. Thatcher; jla; holdonnow; MeekOneGOP; FBD; dead

"Vile Forces"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Wild Horses")

Slick thinks this Country is easy to fool,
Abusing his power, obstructing the truth!
Shameless traitor, Presidency's a sham,
You know we can't let this High Treason stand!
Vile forces hold Bill's critics at bay,
But wild, wild horses couldn't drive me away!

America's sufferin' a dull, achin' pain,
Networks can't hide it, their power has waned.
No explanation, no compromise...
Will make us feel better until Slick resigns.
Vile forces try to lead us astray...
Lib'ral "choices" drain our freedoms away!

It must concern you, Bill's sins and his lies,
But now Slick's beholden to his Communist spies.
Our faith's been broken, Bill must be tried,
He'll rot in prison to pay for his crimes!
Vile forces try to excuse it away,
Democrat voices remain silent today.

Vile forces mustn't lead us astray...
Righteous forces, they'll triumph someday!!

Muchas Gracias...MUD


4 posted on 07/29/2004 7:07:15 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Flora McDonald; Gabz; MoJo2001; GottaLuvAkitas1; jla; Coop; hockeyfreak; TNTtheleft; GunsareOK
"Virginians FReep Kerry in Norfolk!!"

Old Dominion FReepers ROCK...MUD

5 posted on 07/29/2004 7:27:22 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim

You should throw these on a CD.


6 posted on 07/29/2004 8:05:49 AM PDT by Eagle of Liberty (There are two Americas and one of them is severely losing)
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To: Kerretarded
Thanks...believe me, we're workin' on it. Once we get it done, Limbaugh, Hannity, etc. are our target audience.

FReegards...MUD

7 posted on 07/29/2004 8:13:11 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Cyber-Band; stand watie; Taxman; sauropod; tgslTakoma; BillF; BufordP

Ahh yes, a song about the HildaBeast!!

The Rolling Stones' "BITCH!!"

Feeling so tired, can't understand it
Just had a fortnight's sleep
I'm feeling so shot, I'm so distracted
Ain't touched a thing all week

I'm feeling drunk, juiced up and sloppy
Ain't touched a drink all night
I'm feeling hungry, can't see the reason
Just ate a horse meat pie

Yeah when you call my name
I salivate like a Pavlov dog
Yeah when you lay me out
My heart is beating louder than a big bass drum, alright

Yeah, you got to mix it child
You got to fix it must be love
It's a bitch
You got to mix it child
You got to fix it but love
It's a bitch, alright

Sometimes I'm sexy, move like a stud
Kicking the stall all night
Sometimes I'm so shy, got to be worked on
Don't have no bark or bite, alright

Yeah when you call my name
I salivate like a Pavlov dog
Yeah when you lay me out
My heart is bumpin' louder than a big bass drum, alright

I said hey, yeah I feel alright now
Got to be a...
Hey, I feel alright now
Hey hey hey
Hey hey yeah...

Pre...MUD


8 posted on 07/29/2004 8:17:47 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: BC girl; Liz; Libloather; BOBTHENAILER; AuntB; PhiKapMom; FreeTheHostages
"Hanoi John Kerry in VietNam!!"

"John Kerry's service in Vietnam lasted 4 months and 12 days, beginning in November 1968 when he reported to Cam Rahn Bay for a month of training. His abbreviated combat tour ended shortly after he requested a transfer out of Vietnam on March 17, 1969, citing Navy instruction 1300.39 permitting personnel with three Purple Hearts to request reassignment. So far as we are able to determine, Kerry was the only Swift sailor ever to leave Vietnam without completing the standard one-year tour of duty, other than those who were seriously wounded or killed. It is clear that at least one of Kerry's Purple Heart awards was the result of his own negligence, not enemy fire, and that Kerry went to unusual lengths to obtain the award after being turned down by his own commanding officer.

John Kerry has long insisted that using the three-injury loophole to leave combat early was his own idea, but Kerry's fellow Swift officer Thomas Wright, who served on occasion as the OIC (Officer in Charge) of Kerry's boat group, contradicts that claim. Wright reports that he "had a lot of trouble getting Kerry to follow orders," and that those who worked with Kerry found him "oriented towards his personal, rather than unit goals and objectives." He therefore requested that Kerry be removed from his boat group. After John Kerry qualified for his third Purple Heart, Thomas Wright and two fellow officers informed him of the obscure regulation, and told him to go home. Wright concluded, "We knew how the system worked and we didn’t want him in Coastal Division 11."

Constructing a complete picture of Kerry's service is difficult due to gaps in the Naval records provided by the Kerry campaign. These gaps include missing and incomplete fitness reports, missing medical records and missing records related to his medal awards. For this reason we call upon Senator Kerry to authorize complete access to all his military records by filing a standard Form 180, a simple two-page release form. Swift Boat Veterans for Truth is in the process of researching John Kerry's time in Vietnam by conducting interviews with eyewitnesses to his activities, and we plan to add material to this section over the next several weeks as it becomes available. We will report the true circumstances of Kerry's medal awards and injuries, describe other controversial missions, and provide in-depth analysis of his fitness reports."

Hanoi John is UNFIT to be Commander-in-Chief...MUD

9 posted on 07/29/2004 11:07:12 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Cyber-Band; Victoria Delsoul; bentfeather; HenryLeeII; xyz123; conservativemusician; Happygal
"No Sympathy fer the Lib'rals!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil")

Please allow me to introduce the World...
To the Left, they feel no shame!
Been around here fer many long years...
Stole many a man's Hope and Faith!!
Fascists in Power when Jesus Christ...
Bore our crosses and bore our pain.
Made damn sure our Savior...
Wouldn't threaten their Evil Reign!!
Please believe me...Lib'rals are to blame!!
Despite their righteous talk, more Power is their aim!!

They saw their chance in St. Petersburg...
When they saw the Monarchy had been shamed...
Killed the Czar and his ministers...
As well as any Man who could think!!
They rode the tanks in Heil Hitler's ranks...
When the blitzkrieg raged and all Waco stank!!
Please believe me...Socialists are to blame!!
Oh, yeah! Bloody failures, yet, they seem oblivious to shame!!

They cheered with glee helpin' Pol Pot succeed...
Led by Hanoi Jane, their hands are bloody-stained!!
They shouted out, "Who killed the Left's Elite?!"
While slaughterin' all who just wished to breathe free!!
Let me please clarify myself, these Elites have wealth and "taste"...
But their attacks on Liberty...have become a National Disgrace!!

I swear to you, DemonRATS are to blame!!
Oh yeah! But what's puzzlin' me is their arrogant lack of shame!
Ah, yeah!...Go out and get 'em, boys!!

(cool guitar jammin')

Please believe me, Slick's tyrants are to blame!!
Oh yeah! But what's important now is the ending of Bill's reign!!

'Cuz EX-Prez'dent's just a criminal...and all his critics Saints!!
While I could call Slick "Lucifer," I'll exhibit some restraint.
When you see Slick, show due courtesy...
But have no sympathy, 'cuz Bill's a snake!!
Condemn all his corrupt politics, or be ashamed to show yer face!!

Pleased to meet you...Mudboy Slim's my name!
Uhm, yeah! Bringin' Clinton down is why I must serenade.
Uhmm, I mean it...Get out...Yeehah...Resign!...Get on out, BOY! Ah, yeah!

Tell you Country, Lib'rals are their name.
Tell you, voters, it's something you can change!!
Tell us, Willie, where's your shame?!
Tell you one thing, Slick's to blame!!
Ooh Hoo! Ooh Hoo! Wahoo! Alright! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ah yeah!

Mudboy Slim (4/24/2000)

10 posted on 07/29/2004 11:39:49 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Jethro Tull; goldilucky; BADJOE; Snow Bunny; Pippin; Darth Sidious; TLBSHOW; Clinton's a liar; ...

"Billzabubba!!"
(To be sung to Jethro Tull's "Aqualung")

Sitting in the White House, eyeing interns with bad intent...
Drool is running down his chin, sleazy lawyers spewing lies and spin!
Hey, Billzabub's...lyin' to the Country!
Network Media, why won't they see?!
Hey, Billzabub, feeling like a lame duck?!
Seducing young lasses, ohhh, Bill's such a schmuck!
Ohh, Billzabub!

Hill'ry's ice cold, Slick Willie's wanderin' lonely...
Makin' time with any gal who'll kneel.
Libs give Slick head, 'cuz he lets 'em kill the babies...
And fills up the Bar with Left-Wing freaks!
Bill's prob'ly stoned, but Lib'rals love this toad!
Corruption's the Left's Code, but voters can see.
Billzabub, you fiend, don't think you'll get off easy!
Lord help your soul, but know you shant go free!

Do you still remember...November Ninety-Four?!
When the Right rose up and stole your Power...
As the Media watched in horror!
Yeah, Slick scratched and clawed to stay President...
With Chinese Commie funds...
But those scandals bloomed like Madness in the Spring.
Sad sight to behold, Bill Clinton's wanderin' lonely...
Making time with anyone who'll blow.
Legacy looks bad, as Slick tries to delay The End...
But once FReepers sing, Bill'll be RE-Impeached!!
Woah-oh-oh...
Feelin' alone, as Lib'rals hit the road...
Except for Geraldo and Network TeeVee!
Billzabub, you fiend...don't think you'll get off easy!
Resign right now...but know you shant go free!!!
Ohhh-oh-oh...

Bee dee dee deee...Bee dee da dee da dee-ee....
Billzabub, you fiend, your reign's been much too sleazy...
You've got no soul, it's oh so clear to me!

Sitting in the White House...eyeing little girls with bad intent!
Drool is running down his chin, sleazy Carville antics can't save him!
Hey, Billzabub, lyin' just comes naturally...
But Starr's unravel'n your evil scheme.
Hey, Billzabub, feeling like a lame duck?!
Wastin' what's left of your Party's bucks!
Hey, Billzabub! Ow!
Woah...Billzabubba!!

Mudboy Slim


11 posted on 07/29/2004 1:03:46 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mia T
"John Kerry's VietNam Record Exposed as a FRaud!!"

Another excellent offering, Mia T...yer talent continues to astound...MUD

12 posted on 07/29/2004 1:44:52 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: iceskater; GeorgeW23225; P8riot; AdSimp; helmut113; BOBTHENAILER; backhoe; ironman

"Still a Righteous Nation!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Just My Imagination")

Right looks fer a Leader...who knows Big Guv'ment ain't Right!!
I say to myself, "I like this Dubyuh guy..."
Ain't 'fraid to fight Evil...helps Right's dreams come true...
But as much as I like George Bush...(he) grows Guv'ment, too!!

An embarrassment to this Nation...Hanoi John!!
Running against Hill'ry!!
FReepers must retake this Nation...
Guv'ment's against the FRee!!

Fools support Kerry...they're scair't 'bout bein' FRee...
Braindead poltoons...I prefer my Liberty!!
Left tells you, "Success must be punished!!"...but that just ain't Right!!
More Power is what Left wants, Nation...let's FReep DemRATS we'll fight!!

I tell ya...
America's 'bout Liberation...once again!!
Fightin' to make folks FRee!!
Yes, we're still a Righteous Nation...
Fightin' 'gainst Tyranny!!

(Little guitar jammin' interlude)

So, come on, Right...let's hope and pray...
"Dear Lord, Save the FRee!!"
Won't ever let another take our sovereignty!!
Justice fer Chi-Com spies!!

Seek Justice...fer Willie!!
Limbaugh, he embolds me...
Right stands 'gainst Leftist Tyranny!!
It's our reality...Left doesn't understand...me.

Mudboy Slim


13 posted on 07/29/2004 2:03:52 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: MurryMom; liberallarry; dwbh; SamFromSC; Eschoir
"Anarchists Riot at DNC Convention!!"

"An Anarchist mob, organized by a group calling itself the Black Tea Society, descended upon the Fleet Center this afternoon determined to incite police into a confrontation. While conservative protesters, few and far between today, gathered inside "The Pen," the mob marched from the Commons towards the DNC Center and along Causeway St. north of the Center. They seemed determined to test the official policy of forcing protests only inside the pen. In fact, Boston police had already largely abandoned the disgusting "zone" policy, and had been letting small groups march along Causeway and throughout the city at will. About a hundred protesters, who were mixed in with several hundred spectators and media, ended up confronting a solid line of riot police just outside the "zone" entrance. After protesters lit a fire and threw an American flag on it, things got rough when the police pushed the small mob back away from Causeway Street. A melee ensued, which looked more like a press riot due to the overwhelming number of media people there eager to get a photo so they could exaggerate the actions of a few agitators. Three people wearing gear indicating they were Anarchists were soon arrested. After that, a small mob of media kept the police at bay. That was it. Police NEVER actively enforced the "speech zone" policy -- a victory of sorts."

Reckon these A-holes will be at the GOP Convention next month, too...MUD

14 posted on 07/29/2004 2:13:58 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
Holy Cats ! I've been away most of the day. Playin' catchup now.

Here's a couple of my latest pics .....



15 posted on 07/29/2004 4:27:58 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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16 posted on 07/29/2004 4:28:17 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: Mudboy Slim

Here is a bumpity, bump, for ya!


17 posted on 07/29/2004 5:33:52 PM PDT by Victoria Delsoul (The beauty of flip-flopping consists entirely in saying one thing and doing something else)
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To: Mudboy Slim

Good one, Mud! Did Keith Richards co-write that one with you?


18 posted on 07/30/2004 6:18:01 AM PDT by HenryLeeII (Rest in peace, sultan88)
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To: counterpunch; goldstategop; MeekOneGOP
"Kerry: Misleading America About Who He Really Is!!"

Kerry's more Lib'ral than TeddyKennedy, 'nuff said...MUD

19 posted on 07/30/2004 6:33:56 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Victoria Delsoul

Muchas gracias, mi hermanita...MUD


20 posted on 07/30/2004 6:41:27 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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