Posted on 07/29/2004 5:53:29 PM PDT by true15
As we have all seen this week the Democratic Party must come to an official end in this country. We can no longer merely allow them to co-exist with the Republican Party. We can stop them through the FCC suing them over using "offensive hate speech" in all their ads and over the public airwaves. We can cut off their funding this way. Also we must find a legal way to disrupt the electoral process so that a repeat of 2000 is guaranteed. We must pull together and emphasise in the media that the Democratic Party is no longer simply a party of the liberal minded but rather a dangerous faction of extremeists who threaten national security at its most basic level. We must find ways to link them to our international enemies. We must divide the nation as never before. We know that we cannot go back to how it was before. We also know that a little bit of knowledge is a dangerous thing. It is none of the citizens business how President Bush conducts national affairs. That he does it well is good enough. If we can reelect the President then we have the power to close more doors of opportunity and widen the gap even further. We can effectively become more powerful worldwide and dictate to our own citizenry what is expected of them. This is what is at stake. Don't let anyone tell you something different. Let us mobilize to close up "business as usual" and move on with our agenda.
You're new here aren't ya...
We must divide the nation as never before.Dude. Where's the funny part? Why are you on the left so humorless?
DU must be getting desperate....
Rock climbing, Servo...
Deep Hurting...DEEP HURRRRRTINGGGGGGGG...
Bye!
I was just thinking the exact thing today. I've never seen a group of folks so scared in my life. They're all hiking up their skirts and screaming like little girls.
I smell burnt fur.
Sit on it.
They don't even realize it but they are doing that to themselves. They are killing off their progeny before they even get a chance to take a breath of polluted air and they engage in sexual practices that pretty much preclude their own posterity.
You always know when the left is getting scared when the trolls start coming here.
I guess they are not impressed with their awful convention either. LOL
I think it's ozone.
People like you are going to need to step it up and do some research before trying to troll your way in like this.
That wasn't even a nice try, Moby.
Ping!
Blow your wad on lawyers wrapping up the courts....it won't matter....the election will be a blow-out and we'll walk away and laugh. We respect our Constitution and it shows.
DUers are such Playa hatas.
Your convention blows chunks. You heard it, WE heard it, and now the WHOLE world will hear it. Say 'goodnight Eddie'...
Do you have a website I can send money to?
We found that your troll was...
[ ] Incomprehensible
[ ] Offensive
[ ] Just plain stupid
[ ] Without merit
[ ] Grammatically incorrect
[ ] Laced with spelling and punctuation errors
[ ] Laden with circular reasoning
[ ] Laced with misunderstandings of basic scientific principles
[ ] Somewhat too revealing of your minimal mental abilities
[ ] Too similar to other trolls submitted by candidates in the past.
You could improve your troll considerably by...
[ ] Including a few actual facts.
[ ] Taking remedial English lessons
[ ] Mentioning that you are a professional.
[ ] Stating more falsehoods as facts than you already have.
[ ] Swearing more.
[ ] Including more colorful personal insults.
[ ] Using the phrases "you people" or "those people" more.
[ ] Modifying your insults to cover larger groups of people at once.
[ ] Ranting incoherently.
[ ] Using religious or racial slurs.
[ ] Using the words "junk", "crap", "garbage", "toy", "flimsy" and "Professional" more frequently.
[ ] Using childish taunts.
[ ] Including fake laughter such as "ha ha ha" or "har de har de har".
[ ] Focusing on just one outrageous topic will give your troll more punch.
[ ] Ignoring any facts, and using more absolutes in your troll.
[ ] Using all capital letters.
[ ] Focusing more on those areas in which "your" political party is better than "their" political party.
[ ] Exaggerate more, you need not be limited by facts. the
Please get a...
[ ] life
[ ] grip
[ ] job
[ ] clue
[ ] book on basic conservatism
[ ] note from your mom
[ ] real political view
You should...
[ ] Have someone who can read review your postings.
[ ] Save your postings out and think later if you really want to send them.
[ ] Take your meds.
[ ] Not have "one for the road" next time.
[ ] Stay in school.
[ ] Think about other people's feelings before you post.
[ ] Get your ego boost some other way.
[ ] Realize that by trolling a group you hurt everyone, not just the people you are mad at.
Suggested other activities besides trolling.
[ ] Posting something constructive.
[ ] Helping someone else.
[ ] Spending some time with your family instead of on the Internet.
[ ] Working off that big pot belly.
[ ] Get your ego boost instead by helping out at a local hospital.
[ ] Consider another hobby that does not require contact with other humans such as wood burning, breeding flowers, painting or mortuary science.
Thanks for your submission.
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