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DICK MORRIS: THE BAGEL CANDIDACY

Posted on 07/30/2004 9:52:31 AM PDT by bjcoop

From The NEW YORK POST:

THE BAGEL CANDIDACY

By DICK MORRIS

July 30, 2004 -- I LOVED Bill Clinton's speech. I was inspired by John Edwards. Barack Obama thrilled me. Max Cleland made me grow as a person as I heard him . . . And then there was John Kerry.

All around him was eloquence but, in the center of the bagel, there was a speech that was a letdown.

And did he just tell 140,000 men and women fighting in Iraq that they are there because of a mistake?

By insisting that we are in Iraq because we "want to be," rather than because we "have to be," he is telling them that they are risking their lives for an optional, elective adventure. The fact is, that the reason we have not been attacked in the United States is that the terrorists are fleeing from cave to cave in Afghanistan and from building to building in Iraq — pursued by our heroic young men and women.

I honor his service in Vietnam. I think a man who knows what it is like to fight in a war is a good person to have as commander-in-chief. John Kerry is a good man. But what else is there?

Last time I checked, Sen. John Kerry was 60 years old. But to listen to his speech last night at the Democratic National Convention, you would think he was still in his 20s.

He opened up his talk with a lengthy and evocative description of his childhood and what it was like growing up in divided Berlin. He told us of the "goose bumps" he remembers getting when the band struck up "Stars and Stripes Forever."

Then, after this long rendition of his childhood, he tells us at length what it was like to serve in Vietnam for the four months that he was there. So far, so good.

But then he spent only about one minute talking about what he has done since.

Beyond a brief allusion to his efforts for crime victims and to prosecute crimes against women as an assistant district attorney, his support for Clinton's plan for extra cops and a balanced budget and a reference to his work with John McCain on the POW and MIA issue in Vietnam, that's it.

What did this man do as an adult? What happened during his service as Michael Dukakis' lieutenant-governor in Massachusetts and in his 20 years in the United States Senate?

What bills did he introduce? What initiatives did he sponsor? Which investigations did he lead? What amendments bear his name? What great debates did he participate in?

What did he do for his constituents in Massachusetts? What businesses did he persuade to come to the Bay State? Which elderly did he help get their Social Security benefits? What injustices did he correct?

Kerry's biography ends at 24.

America does not want to elect a lieutenant to the presidency. The voters want a commander-in-chief, but there is precious little in the autobiography of John Kerry, as we heard it last night, to commend him to us.

The Democratic National Convention closes as a nutritious, tasty, appetizing bagel — with a hole in the middle.

John Kerry? Oh yeah, he's the guy who fought in Vietnam and then he ran for president. That's not enough. Where did his 20 years in the Senate go?

Oddly, his absence of biography confirms the impression I formed of him during my White House years: He's a back-bencher. I never can recall a single time that his name came up in any discussion of White House strategy on anything. He was the man who wasn't there. We were always figuring out how to deal with Ted Kennedy or Pat Moynihan or Tom Daschle or Phil Gramm, or Al D'Amato or Bob Dole or Jesse Helms or Orin Hatch or Joe Biden. But nobody every asked about John Kerry.

He wasn't much there then, and he's not much there now. Only now he wants us to trust him to be president.


TOPICS: Editorial; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: alwayswrong; dickheaddis; dickmorris; dickwhorris; dncconvention; kerry; toesucker
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1 posted on 07/30/2004 9:52:32 AM PDT by bjcoop
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To: bjcoop
Poor Dick Morris.

Like a bi-sexual, poor Dick doesn't know whether he wants a him or a her.

Pathetic drivil!

2 posted on 07/30/2004 9:56:40 AM PDT by G.Mason (A war mongering, red white and blue, military industrial complex, Al Qaeda incinerating American.)
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To: bjcoop

Ouch.
Toe-sucker hit the nail on the head!
Go job, Dick!


3 posted on 07/30/2004 9:59:29 AM PDT by TexasGreg ("Democrats Piss Me Off")
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To: TexasGreg

That should have read "good job" ... :)


4 posted on 07/30/2004 10:00:42 AM PDT by TexasGreg ("Democrats Piss Me Off")
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To: bjcoop

I like the back bencher analogy. Third string Right Field.


5 posted on 07/30/2004 10:03:35 AM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
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To: TexasGreg
Re: "Good job"

"I LOVED Bill Clinton's speech. I was inspired by John Edwards. Barack Obama thrilled me. Max Cleland made me grow as a person as I heard him ...

"I honor his service in Vietnam. I think a man who knows what it is like to fight in a war is a good person to have as commander-in-chief. John Kerry is a good man.
"

Oh ... yeah. Great job. ;)

6 posted on 07/30/2004 10:04:30 AM PDT by G.Mason (A war mongering, red white and blue, military industrial complex, Al Qaeda incinerating American.)
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To: TexasGreg

Did Kerry's speech get ANY good reviews except from the PSMBC bunch?


7 posted on 07/30/2004 10:04:42 AM PDT by tirednvirginia ((But things are looking up!))
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To: G.Mason

"Pathetic drivil!"

Naaaw ... he highlighted the vacant nature of the speech last night. Kerry said NOTHING about why he should be elected. He presented NO reason for independents or conservatives to vote for him. He told us about his service in VietNam ... imagine THAT, Margo, he served in Viet Nam! From what I heard, it sounds like he thinks THAT's the reason he should be elected.

Nonsense ... total and complete. Morris is right ... America won't elect a 24 year old Navy Lieutenant who came home and committed treason.

At least, I PRAY Americans won't be so stupid as to do that.


8 posted on 07/30/2004 10:06:29 AM PDT by TexasGreg ("Democrats Piss Me Off")
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To: bjcoop
He was the man who wasn't there. We were always figuring out how to deal with Ted Kennedy or Pat Moynihan or Tom Daschle or Phil Gramm, or Al D'Amato or Bob Dole or Jesse Helms or Orin Hatch or Joe Biden. But nobody every asked about John Kerry.

He wasn't much there then, and he's not much there now. Only now he wants us to trust him to be president.

OUCH!

9 posted on 07/30/2004 10:06:34 AM PDT by pgkdan
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To: tirednvirginia

Fox and Friends were gushing over it this morning.


10 posted on 07/30/2004 10:08:59 AM PDT by KansasGirl
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To: bjcoop
Morris likes to have it both ways. He supports Kerry, but pans his performances. That way, either his guy wins, or he looks like he was right all along.

That said, it calls to mind something I've told people who think that Skerry is more qualified to be President because he served in Vietnam: by that logic, I am more qualified to be President of Kroger because I worked there in college, than I would be running a tiny little corner bait shop that I never worked in.
11 posted on 07/30/2004 10:09:43 AM PDT by cincy29
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Amazingly, Kerry did not say much about his time in the Senate, where he spent 60 more times his length of service in Vietnam.

The average person is going to find that odd.


12 posted on 07/30/2004 10:10:56 AM PDT by Darkwolf377
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To: G.Mason
Oh ... yeah. Great job. ;)

No ... not relative to what you quoted. I was referencing his CONCLUSION:

Oddly, his absence of biography confirms the impression I formed of him during my White House years: He's a back-bencher. I never can recall a single time that his name came up in any discussion of White House strategy on anything. He was the man who wasn't there. We were always figuring out how to deal with Ted Kennedy or Pat Moynihan or Tom Daschle or Phil Gramm, or Al D'Amato or Bob Dole or Jesse Helms or Orin Hatch or Joe Biden. But nobody every asked about John Kerry. He wasn't much there then, and he's not much there now. Only now he wants us to trust him to be president.

In other words ... he's a NOTHING. America doesn't need a NOTHING for president.
13 posted on 07/30/2004 10:11:06 AM PDT by TexasGreg ("Democrats Piss Me Off")
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To: bjcoop

I went to DU to see if this bothered any of them. Kerry is leaving out his service in the Senate to hide how liberally he voted, and waved the flag last night and mentioned God probably more times than he ever did in his whole life.

I assumed this would offend the principles of the DU'ers, but it seems fine with them. Doesn't it bother them that Kerry is appearing to turn his back on everything they believe?


14 posted on 07/30/2004 10:14:00 AM PDT by I still care (Have you heard about the Democrat cocktail? It's ketchup with a chaser.)
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To: bjcoop
What did this man do as an adult?

From the tone of his speech, he, like so many of the other speeches at this Convention, were stuck in the late 1960s and early 1970s.

The topics, the issues, the subjects, the woes, would have fit better at the 1968 or 1972 Conventions than they did at the 2004 Convention.

They couldn't even settle on a slogan. They contradicted each other. Obama talked about one USA. Edwards countered with two Americas divided by a grand canyon. Kerry spoke about one America. They weren't even on the same page.
15 posted on 07/30/2004 10:17:23 AM PDT by TomGuy (After 20 years in the Senate, all Kerry has to run on is 4 months of service in Viet Nam.)
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To: bjcoop

I read a quote from a blogger on NRO, that said that claiming that four months in Vietnam qualifies Kerry to be Commander in Chief is like someone with no math experience applying for a job as an accountant on the basis of having scored well on the math portion of his SATs, 35 years ago.


16 posted on 07/30/2004 10:18:24 AM PDT by Eva
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To: bjcoop

Chauncey Gardiner For President!


17 posted on 07/30/2004 10:21:26 AM PDT by Revolting cat! ("In the end, nothing explains anything!")
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To: bjcoop
Kerry's biography ends at 24 . . . America does not want to elect a lieutenant to the presidency.

This may be the most scathing comment I've seen yet about Mr. Kerry.

18 posted on 07/30/2004 10:21:52 AM PDT by Alberta's Child ("Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium . . . sed ego sum homo indomitus")
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To: Alberta's Child

Nature abhors a vacuum - vote against Kerry.


19 posted on 07/30/2004 10:27:27 AM PDT by talleyman (E=mc2 (before taxes))
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To: bjcoop

I remember Kerry stuttering during the primaries when the question came up about his undistinguished legislative record, i.e., just a few bills with his name on them. He responded to Dean, I believe, that he (Dean) didn't understand how things worked in Washington. Kerry said he worked behind the scenes to get what he wanted rather than having his name on it lest it detract from the support he needed. If true, that says something about his standing among his peers. Morris got this one right.


20 posted on 07/30/2004 10:29:24 AM PDT by kabar
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