Oh LOOK John! They're eating BEANS! How dreadful!
Posted on 08/01/2004 9:26:15 PM PDT by Nachum
Hey Senator Kerry. I know you must have been embarassed by the revelation that you ate on the bus at your last stop. We saw that you really didn't eat at Wendy's. I mean, everyone thought you were eating at Wendy's, but then you had some take out at some fancy place uptown so you and missus wouldn't have to eat all that "flyover country" garbage that the little people call food. I know that a wealthy "Uber" class person such as yourself wants to really eat the way you are used to. So, as a service to your campaign, I am doing a little research on your next pitstop on the way to the White House.
After a little research, it seems that the best restaurant in Dubuque seems to be a place called Mario's Italian Restaurant. It is a three and a half star restaurant and it should make for a decent meal after pretending to eat at some grubby Dubuque diner. Look, you have to take a bite at Wendy's or at Philly cheese steak stand, but then you have to really eat
Here is the address:
Mario's Italian Restaurant
1298 Main Street
Dubuque, Iowa 52001-4729
ph: 319.556.9424
Your palate shouldn't suffer while you are out on the stump to gain the office you so richly deserve. -And if it costs a little more, hey so what, the campaign is paying for it anyway.
Just trying to help.
He does NOT tip!
On the Drudge show tonight, he said after the Wendy's photo-op that they dined elsewhere. He said Teresa threw the chili in the garbage. I don't know if he was kidding or not.
Well there's always Sam'n'Ella's (say it quicky) down by the Rendering Plant.
It should be corrected to read as:
the campaign poor deceived idiots & sheeple who actually believe this flip-flopper, is paying for it anyway
Oh LOOK John! They're eating BEANS! How dreadful!
My advice to Kerry is to stay the hell away from Mario's! It is my favorite place to eat. I know Mario is a democrat, but I don't want that fact rubbed in my face.
And really, Mario's is not fancy-shmancy. $30 to $35 a person max, including drinks and dessert.
I'm still laughing at that one. Good One.
They should go to Happy Joe's. :)
The Difference Between Them (KERRY TO GIVE NUCLEAR FUEL TO IRAN!!!)
One report said Teresa hsd to ask the Wendy's clerk what chili was; for real.
In addition to Kerry thumping his finger in the Marine's chest, this episode was also covered on C-SPAN "Road to the White House" - the press joked amongst themselves afterwards that the Kerry campaign folks made the stop out to be spontaneous yet the Secret Service acknowledged to the reporters that it had been pre-planned for over a week.
My ex-'s dad used to come up to Grand Forks AFB when we lived up there, driving around on his farmer diesel and milk checks. He'd look at the library, chapel, bowling alley, theater, and say "nothing but the best with the taxpayer's money!"
I don't miss Iowa democrats at all ;-)
"the press joked amongst themselves afterwards that the Kerry campaign folks made the stop out to be spontaneous yet the Secret Service acknowledged to the reporters that it had been pre-planned for over a week."
His advance people are morons. No one Kerry "meets" spontaneously after a week of planning, should be random. If der Slickmeister had been doing it, Carville would have been in a Marine uniform and saluting!
DK
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"Here's a news flash for you: Most "arab" American business owners are here because they reject "Islamism" even if they are nominally Muslim."
You may be right in what you say, but I'm living in Northern New Jersey and recent history demonstrates that the terrorists are HERE! Let me tell you, there is not a person living in the Metro area who doesn't have a chill in their heart tonight (actually very early monday morning) over these unprecedented security warnings.
And all the talk about "surveillance" of the buildings, how many people walk by during an hour, etc. Maybe the US or Russia has the ability to find that out via spy satellites, Osama, et al. do not. They had to count the people the old fashioned way, by having some person stand and do it. So whoever did that was some Arab terrorist, lolling about the streets of Newark or New York or DC.
You'll say, that's not a business person and you'd be correct. But that terrorist advance man very likely spends most of his (or her) time working for some business.
I'd like to see the Muslim American business community come down strongly against terrorism, but so far they really haven't. At best most of them say something like: terrorism is wrong...But the Israelis are the real terrorists...BLAH BLAH BLAH
Wait'll we find out what the next 19 murderers were doing during their many years spent illegally in the US. A guy's gotta eat you know, even a terrorist.
I ate at Timmerman's Supper Club once. The best steak I ever had.
bump !
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