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New Xbox Title: "SWIFT BOAT COMMANDER"
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| 08-02-04
| Bootyist Monk
Posted on 08/02/2004 2:44:26 PM PDT by bootyist-monk
Edited on 08/02/2004 3:56:58 PM PDT by Admin Moderator.
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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: kerry; mayhem; parody; swiftboats; videogames
I work in the game and film business. Got this stuck in my head a couple of days ago and decide to get it out. Hope you enjoy.
Best, Bootyist
To: bootyist-monk
let me know if it ever goes to market! :)
I want a copy!
****lol*****
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posted on
08/02/2004 2:46:24 PM PDT
by
Americanwolf
(America! Love it, or my 550 pound lowland gorilla will be more than happy to show you the door.)
To: bootyist-monk
Very funny! I want to play it!
To: bootyist-monk
That's hilarious.
I'd show it to my gamer friends, but... they wouldn't get it. (Not into American politics.) Oh well.
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posted on
08/02/2004 2:47:02 PM PDT
by
KangarooJacqui
(http://www.RightGoths.com/ - Gothic. Freaky. Conservative. Wear black and be proud!)
To: bootyist-monk
hehehehe, i could SO get into that.
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posted on
08/02/2004 2:47:25 PM PDT
by
MacDorcha
To: bootyist-monk
Thats funny.
BTW - How do I get into the games business?
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posted on
08/02/2004 2:47:57 PM PDT
by
KC_Conspirator
(This space outsourced to India)
To: bootyist-monk
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posted on
08/02/2004 2:48:26 PM PDT
by
cyborg
(http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
To: bootyist-monk
My favorite is "Genghis Kahn Mode!" LOL!
To: bootyist-monk
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posted on
08/02/2004 2:50:02 PM PDT
by
exnavy
To: bootyist-monk
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posted on
08/02/2004 2:50:20 PM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Be a Dollar a Day FReeper, and SMILE when you get your Mastercard bill!)
To: bootyist-monk
Nice work! LOL.
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posted on
08/02/2004 2:50:38 PM PDT
by
SaveTheChief
(Bach gave us God's Word, Mozart gave us God's laughter, Beethoven gave us God's fire.)
To: bootyist-monk
To: bootyist-monk
Let me guess, there will be an abundance of easy cheats to boost one's score.
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posted on
08/02/2004 2:51:57 PM PDT
by
aruanan
To: bootyist-monk
It's fantastic, but one small whine - it should be "posterity" not "prosperity"
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posted on
08/02/2004 2:52:39 PM PDT
by
RippleFire
("It was just a scratch")
To: bootyist-monk
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posted on
08/02/2004 2:52:55 PM PDT
by
dennisw
(Once is Happenstance. Twice is Coincidence. The third time is Enemy action. - Ian Fleming)
To: Constitution Day; martin_fierro
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posted on
08/02/2004 2:53:37 PM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Be a Dollar a Day FReeper, and SMILE when you get your Mastercard bill!)
To: bootyist-monk
When I read the title I thought it was a real game. My rationale was "They would do it, those S.O.B.s".
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posted on
08/02/2004 2:53:43 PM PDT
by
Rebelbase
(H.W.O.V. (How Would Osama Vote?))
To: bootyist-monk
"Film re-enactments of your best missions for
prosperity"
I don't know if that was intentional, but I like it.
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posted on
08/02/2004 2:53:46 PM PDT
by
Sloth
(John Kerry: Frank Burns with Charles Winchester's pedigree.)
To: bootyist-monk
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posted on
08/02/2004 2:54:21 PM PDT
by
Rebelbase
(H.W.O.V. (How Would Osama Vote?))
To: Sloth
Intentional. Thanks for getting it.
Best,
Bootyist
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posted on
08/02/2004 2:54:58 PM PDT
by
bootyist-monk
(<--------------------- Republican Attack Machine)
To: bootyist-monk
John F'n Kerry reminds me of John Rambo. Digs bullets out of his own flesh with his knife, closes up the wound with his sewing kit (not even an ouch), then back to the hand held machine gun for more combat action. Whatta hero.
To: bootyist-monk
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posted on
08/02/2004 2:56:38 PM PDT
by
Skooz
(My Biography: Psalm 40:1-3)
To: bootyist-monk
Unlock "river intradiction mode", pull the pin on your concussion grenade & blow rice up your arse. Then put in for your own citation - will you complete the paperwork in time to be choppered out?
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posted on
08/02/2004 2:58:42 PM PDT
by
skeeter
To: bootyist-monk
Absolutely awesome but can you add his explicit f@ckin language to thre advisory as I gotta believe he had a mouth back too.
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posted on
08/02/2004 3:00:07 PM PDT
by
Helms
(EITHER YOU CREATE A JOB OR SOMEONE ELSE DOES FOR YOU SO EASE UP)
To: bootyist-monk
Bada$$. Simply bada$$. Nicely done!
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posted on
08/02/2004 3:01:16 PM PDT
by
Prime Choice
(When Clinton lies, he insults our integrity. When Kerry lies, he insults our intelligence.)
To: bootyist-monk
To: bootyist-monk
Very nice!
One question though. Where's Flipper?
The games "hero" needs a side-kick to follow along, constantly, through every adventure
Saving said "hero" when he screws up, giving sage advice, and all that sort of stuff.
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posted on
08/02/2004 3:03:07 PM PDT
by
michigander
(The Constitution only guarantees the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.)
To: bootyist-monk; Searching4Justice
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posted on
08/02/2004 3:04:36 PM PDT
by
BossLady
(Kerry/Edwards - They talk so much crap you need two Johns.......)
To: bootyist-monk
Nope. Won't sell without Hanoi Jane in a Barbarella outfit.
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posted on
08/02/2004 3:05:33 PM PDT
by
glock rocks
(Shields up! Beebers on stune!)
To: bootyist-monk
Cool! It's got Havok physics! I can't wait to see the wet bandaid realistically flopping around on Kerry's arm!
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posted on
08/02/2004 3:07:07 PM PDT
by
Rastus
(Forget it, Moby! I'm voting for Bush!)
To: bootyist-monk
You seemed to have forgotten the third Purple Heart on the box cover!
Sincerely,
John F-ing Kerry
Great stuff! I love it. Couldn't stop laughing
To: Billthedrill; Cyber Liberty; dead; Victoria Delsoul; Fiddlstix; Focault's Pendulum; glock rocks; ...
To: bootyist-monk
!!!
PT-109 emulation
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posted on
08/02/2004 3:13:43 PM PDT
by
AndrewC
(I am a Bertrand Russell agnostic, even an atheist.</sarcasm>)
To: bootyist-monk
This should approach 'BA' status, soon. Look forward to hearing about on Rush' show tomorrow..
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posted on
08/02/2004 3:19:54 PM PDT
by
TomServo
("I'm so upset that I'll binge on a Saltine.")
To: Jim Robinson
John F'n Kerry reminds me of John Rambo.
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posted on
08/02/2004 3:20:16 PM PDT
by
pookie18
To: Rastus
Gotta love Havok. BTW, I may have been too cute by half with the prosperity / posterity joke. Oh well. Also, realized I misspelled Khan (Kahn). If it generates enough love, I can always post a revision.
Best,
Bootyist
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posted on
08/02/2004 3:24:08 PM PDT
by
bootyist-monk
(<--------------------- Republican Attack Machine)
To: Sir Gawain
Well, you can't see it yet… it says 17+ hehe. :-*
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posted on
08/02/2004 3:26:44 PM PDT
by
Victoria Delsoul
(The beauty of flip-flopping consists entirely in saying one thing and doing something else)
To: KC_Conspirator
Been in the game's business since the early days of the Sega CD. Came to it as a visual effects producer. Been writing and designing ever since (currently have the highest rated game on the Xbox). Also, a film that I sold to Dimension is about to start production (October).
Best,
Bootyist
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posted on
08/02/2004 3:27:41 PM PDT
by
bootyist-monk
(<--------------------- Republican Attack Machine)
To: bootyist-monk; Registered; Interesting Times
Check this out! lol
booty, you should include a Kerry Action Figure for those little brothers and sisters not old enough to play the XBox - the one with the child safety lock of course! lol
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posted on
08/02/2004 3:35:49 PM PDT
by
Ms. AntiFeminazi
(Free Mumia! er, Free Padilla!, no, that's been done. I know, FREE SADDAM!, yeah, that's the ticket!)
To: Victoria Delsoul
I know. Just a few more years. :-D
Comment #41 Removed by Moderator
To: bootyist-monk
now = know
damn, I can't spell today.
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posted on
08/02/2004 3:38:49 PM PDT
by
bootyist-monk
(<--------------------- Republican Attack Machine)
To: Sir Gawain
LOL, or you can go with me since I'm older…
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posted on
08/02/2004 3:40:12 PM PDT
by
Victoria Delsoul
(The beauty of flip-flopping consists entirely in saying one thing and doing something else)
To: bootyist-monk
Be sure to make the code for God Mode "IMAPOSER"
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posted on
08/02/2004 3:44:20 PM PDT
by
Sender
("Hype is on the way!" -John F'n Kerry)
To: bootyist-monk
To anyone who might now, is it possible to replace this image in the original post? Don't want to be a bandwidth hog but didn't want to bother Jim Rob either. Best, Bootyist Yes. The best way to get it done is hit abuse with the request to replace the image already there. Be sure to include the correct new url.
To: Sender
Getting so many good ideas from everyone that I may have to do a sequel. Maybe "After 'Nam", or "SimProtest", or "Ultimate Medal Toss".
Best,
Bootyist
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posted on
08/02/2004 4:03:56 PM PDT
by
bootyist-monk
(<--------------------- Republican Attack Machine)
To: bootyist-monk
I clicked and I clicked, but I can't get it to play...
To: Jim Robinson
Has anyone ever looked into the plane crash of Senator Heinz ? I did a little research and found out he was investigating medicare fraud possibly involving the mafia and there was a helicopter that crashed into the plane, killing Senator Heinz and making Theresa into a billionaire or close to it. It all just seems too coincidental in the Clinton plane crash era.
To: bootyist-monk
You forgot: "Get a shot for nonspecific urinary tract infection."
To: Ms. AntiFeminazi
Looks like a reject from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy (Not that I'd ever watch that show. Really.) Thats pretty darn funny.
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