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Kerry slobers on microphone
Fox News | 8/2/04 | Rob Williams

Posted on 08/02/2004 4:28:22 PM PDT by halosfan2002

Pardon the vanity but I just saw a clip on Fox News of John Kerry giving a stump speech and he is seen spitting on the microphone and slober can be seen on the microphone. If someone has the ability to capture video this could make for great humor as well as a "name that caption" posting.


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PS I go with Cujo Kerry myself.
1 posted on 08/02/2004 4:28:24 PM PDT by halosfan2002
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To: halosfan2002

He probably mistook it for one of his Vietnam vet buddies.


2 posted on 08/02/2004 4:31:01 PM PDT by whatexit
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To: whatexit

Ouuch!!!!


3 posted on 08/02/2004 4:32:51 PM PDT by coloradomomba
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To: halosfan2002

Howell Heflin set the benchmark for spitting senators, and Kerry just blew Heflin's record away!

That was a lot of very pasty spittle...yuk!


4 posted on 08/02/2004 4:33:13 PM PDT by jra
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To: whatexit

Kerry was in Vietnam?


5 posted on 08/02/2004 4:33:28 PM PDT by Viet-Boat-Rider (KERRY LIED)
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To: halosfan2002

Spittle bump.


6 posted on 08/02/2004 4:33:53 PM PDT by ChadGore (Vote Bush. He's Earned It.)
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To: Viet-Boat-Rider

No way! Kerry was in Viet-Nam, he would have mentioned it by now....


7 posted on 08/02/2004 4:34:43 PM PDT by stockpirate (OBL and the Communist's supports Kerry for President, flush the 2 Johns!)
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To: halosfan2002

8 posted on 08/02/2004 4:35:10 PM PDT by happydogdesign
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To: whatexit
He probably mistook it for one of his Vietnam vet buddies.

... OR:

:)

9 posted on 08/02/2004 4:35:16 PM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
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To: halosfan2002

Noooooooooooooo!!!!!


10 posted on 08/02/2004 4:35:35 PM PDT by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
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To: halosfan2002

You meant "slobber" didn't you?


11 posted on 08/02/2004 4:35:44 PM PDT by Salvation (†With God all things are possible.†)
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To: halosfan2002

No wonder Terayza avoids his kisses.


12 posted on 08/02/2004 4:35:57 PM PDT by mtbopfuyn
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

OK. That wasn't so bad.


13 posted on 08/02/2004 4:36:32 PM PDT by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
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To: halosfan2002
I saw that too! Spit slinging buildup bump.
14 posted on 08/02/2004 4:36:43 PM PDT by hobson
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To: halosfan2002

Yeah. I heard it on the TV... He was screaming.

I think he is going to have a Dean moment any day now.


15 posted on 08/02/2004 4:36:54 PM PDT by nuffsenuff
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To: happydogdesign

l0l


16 posted on 08/02/2004 4:37:14 PM PDT by mylife (l)
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To: halosfan2002
Looks like hydrophobia


17 posted on 08/02/2004 4:37:58 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Used to be sciencediet (aka Tad Rad) but found the solution)
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To: halosfan2002

Hmmm ... some of his sound bites on afternoon radio news sounded kinda wet. I just thought it was the sound of his lizard tongue mannerism, not full-fledged drool.


18 posted on 08/02/2004 4:38:06 PM PDT by NonValueAdded ("I actually was going to throw like a man before I threw like a girl." JFK 7/25/2004)
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To: halosfan2002

I've sprayed the audience more than once singing from the stage.


19 posted on 08/02/2004 4:38:39 PM PDT by Rebelbase (H.W.O.V. (How Would Osama Vote?))
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To: halosfan2002

He also sticks his tongue out and licks his lips constantly. Sort of like a serpent. Appropriate.


20 posted on 08/02/2004 4:38:43 PM PDT by Anarchist
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To: Lady Jag

Maybe they could botox his saliva glands.


21 posted on 08/02/2004 4:38:57 PM PDT by oblomov
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To: stockpirate

This thread is cracking me up LOL.

I heard him while driving in my car today and I could tell just by hearing him he is just a tad upset.

Let us pray he has a Dean moment very soon.


22 posted on 08/02/2004 4:39:29 PM PDT by MissyMa
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To: halosfan2002; Thinkin' Gal
If someone has the ability to capture video this could make for great humor as well as a "name that caption" posting.

You're asking alot, buddy. That's like asking someone to take a picture of Hilary nude!

23 posted on 08/02/2004 4:40:12 PM PDT by Lijahsbubbe
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To: MissyMa
I heard him while driving in my car today and I could tell just by hearing him he is just a tad upset.

You would be more than a tad upset if you had his poll numbers.

24 posted on 08/02/2004 4:40:30 PM PDT by AQGeiger (Have you hugged your soldier today?)
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To: halosfan2002
Spontaneous drooling is a side effect of Botox injections. I kid you not.

Or maybe Kerry spotted another rich old bag in the audience.

25 posted on 08/02/2004 4:40:50 PM PDT by FormerACLUmember (Free Republic is 21st Century Samizdat)
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To: Salvation
You meant "slobber" didn't you?

I think his beeber was broken.

26 posted on 08/02/2004 4:42:08 PM PDT by Lijahsbubbe
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To: halosfan2002; EllaMinnow

I saw it. He was spraying as he ranted.

Desperation and panic combined with a petty meanness are the probably sources of this bizarre and grotesque display.


27 posted on 08/02/2004 4:42:57 PM PDT by cyncooper ("We will fear no evil...And we will prevail")
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To: AQGeiger

LOL! I know, I was being sarcastic.

This couldn't happen to a nicer guy. He actually believes the American people will fall for his crap. What a fool.

If I were Kerry, I would get a new campaign staff. It seems as though he and they can do nothing right.


28 posted on 08/02/2004 4:43:43 PM PDT by MissyMa
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To: NonValueAdded
some of his sound bites on afternoon radio news sounded kinda wet

LOL

29 posted on 08/02/2004 4:43:43 PM PDT by Lijahsbubbe
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To: cyncooper
Desperation and panic combined with a petty meanness are the probably sources of this bizarre and grotesque display.

Maybe he contracted rabies from that hamster.

30 posted on 08/02/2004 4:45:04 PM PDT by Lijahsbubbe
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

guffaw


31 posted on 08/02/2004 4:46:10 PM PDT by martin_fierro (Slipping into consciousness)
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To: halosfan2002
Kerry slobers on microphone

It's a habit he picked up after watching Elizabeth Edwards eating a Wendy's burger.

32 posted on 08/02/2004 4:46:43 PM PDT by South40 (Amnesty for ILLEGALS is a slap in the face to the USBP!)
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To: Lijahsbubbe

hahahahahahahahahaha


33 posted on 08/02/2004 4:46:51 PM PDT by cyncooper ("We will fear no evil...And we will prevail")
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To: Viet-Boat-Rider
Kerry was in Vietnam?

Over the weekend, another Freeper (sorry - I don't remember who) compared John Kerry to Al Bundy. Just as Al never misses an opportunity to tell anyone who will listen that he once "scored 4 touchdowns in one game", Kerry never misses an opportunity to tell anyone who will listen that he once "spent 4 months in Viet Nam".

34 posted on 08/02/2004 4:46:58 PM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: halosfan2002

Just another rabid demorat hack "foaming" at the mouth.


35 posted on 08/02/2004 4:47:05 PM PDT by dc-zoo
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To: MissyMa

I heard him on the radio driving from work too...Unfortunately I was a tad bit upset having to listen to his venom!


36 posted on 08/02/2004 4:47:34 PM PDT by lainde (Heads up...We're coming and we've got tongue blades!!)
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To: halosfan2002

He's going for the Lewinsky vote.

"I actually did spit before I swallowed".


37 posted on 08/02/2004 4:47:57 PM PDT by VisualizeSmallerGovernment (Question Liberal Authority)
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38 posted on 08/02/2004 4:48:02 PM PDT by MrFred
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To: whatexit

And in other news, John Edwards urinated on the Statue of Justice in front of the Supreme Court, while Hillary Clinton defecated on the Constitution.


39 posted on 08/02/2004 4:48:17 PM PDT by FormerACLUmember (Free Republic is 21st Century Samizdat)
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To: Lijahsbubbe
That's like asking someone to take a picture of Hilary nude!

It's your fault. Had you not written that I never would have posted this.


40 posted on 08/02/2004 4:48:33 PM PDT by South40 (Amnesty for ILLEGALS is a slap in the face to the USBP!)
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To: halosfan2002

On his show today, Rush predicted a kerry meltdown.


41 posted on 08/02/2004 4:50:55 PM PDT by dc-zoo
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To: cyncooper

If you see the clip again you will notice he not only spit but sprayed the microphone too. It had rather large white globs on it. Kerry already gags me but this was too disgusting. It was almost as bad was watching him drip sweat during his convention speak.


42 posted on 08/02/2004 4:53:13 PM PDT by foolscap
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To: South40

Now that's what I call a different kind of cheesecake!


43 posted on 08/02/2004 4:53:54 PM PDT by Lijahsbubbe
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To: South40

Are you sure that's not just Teddy Kennedy in a bikini?


44 posted on 08/02/2004 4:56:55 PM PDT by AQGeiger (Have you hugged your soldier today?)
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To: halosfan2002

I saw it. The mic looked like one my my boxers was using it as a chew toy.


45 posted on 08/02/2004 4:58:18 PM PDT by Phantom Lord (Distributor of Pain, Your Loss Becomes My Gain)
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To: AQGeiger
Are you kidding?

Teddy's gut weighs more than the beast's entire body.

His liver's barely there, though.

46 posted on 08/02/2004 4:58:39 PM PDT by South40 (Amnesty for ILLEGALS is a slap in the face to the USBP!)
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To: halosfan2002

This is so funny. I noticed that too and wondered if anyone else would (or mention it if they did). Sure enough, here's a thread. How'd you like to be the next one to speak?


47 posted on 08/02/2004 4:58:40 PM PDT by kcar (www.TheUNsucks.com)
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To: halosfan2002

Bush rules, Kerry drools!


48 posted on 08/02/2004 4:58:55 PM PDT by hope ( Let no man deceive you!)
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To: foolscap

That's called drool. Fear and loathing probably over-excited his nervous system.


49 posted on 08/02/2004 4:59:00 PM PDT by BobS
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To: foolscap
It had rather large white globs on it.

Oh that's disgusting. What is wrong with him?

50 posted on 08/02/2004 4:59:02 PM PDT by Lijahsbubbe
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