[Minuteman23]

50% of what he says is to win over whatever crowd he's talking to. And half of it is written by his speech writers. The other half is ad lib. It's the ad libs that kill him because he winds up saying ridiculous things. Like his favorite Red Sox player (I don't even remember who he said it was, but it was someone who never played for the Sox).

He's as phony as a $3 bill.

[oyez]

I still don't see what the 2nd Amendment has to do with hunting.

[LittleRedRooster]

Crawl on his stomach? I have hunted deer in fairly tight woods for many years and have never heard of anyone crawling on their stomach to stalk deer. Now geese thats a different matter, on your back or stomach and decoys in a field is spot on but you wouldn't be moving around or really care about the wind direction. What an idiot.

[VisualizeSmallerGovernment]

Using decoys to hunt deer in Mass. is all sorts of illegal.

What he means is: his manservant puts on a pair of antlers and Kerry goes after him with a rifle filled with rock salt.

[Oblongata]

The only hunting John Kerry has ever done, is that of non-combatants in Vietnam...and yes if that was the case, his description would be appropriate.

[tertiary01]

A guy who been crawling around on his stomach trying to sneak up on deer, is a guy putting on Calamine lotion or Hydrocortisone cream at this very moment.

[DocRock]

[Free Trapper]

It would be interesting to know what hunting licenses,if any,Kerry has had and in what years he had them.

[TheCrusader]

“I --- crawl around on my stomach.'

we knew you were a snake Mr Kerry.

[cabojoe]

I used to hunt caterpillars too, but never used a gun and decoys.

[punster]

Kaptain Ketchup is a pathological liar.

It's like this:

John F'ing Kerry.

F'ing Liar.

[cricket]

"I track and move and decoy and play games and try to outsmart them. You know, you kind of play the wind. That's hunting.”

Think Kerry is confused; maybe having a 'flashback' rather than a hunting recollection. . .

[Gorons]

http://www.asjewelers.com/FRstuff/4/kerry2004.jpg

[Future Useless Eater]

...what kind of hunting do I pweefer?

"I'd have to say deeah," ... "I go out wiff my twusty 12-gauge double-bahwel, cwawl awound on my stomach... That's hunting."

- John Kewwy, speaking to Wisconsin hunteahs

[dandelion]

Link, Link - I need a link to the source! I NEEEEED this quote!!

[silverleaf]

"The Deer Hunter"

[VOA]

Decoys? Using decoys to hunt deer in Mass. is all sorts of illegal.

IIRC, "baiting" deer with food is illegal in Oklahoma.
I vaguely think the use of scent lures is allowed.

BUT what sort of MAN uses tricks to hunt deer?

Not even the DEMOCRATS I konw stoop that low.

But maybe a man who has successfully hunted wives with trust funds works at things differently.

[Vision]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1141857/posts

[Dr.Deth]

More on Kerry and hunting

For some reason, this headline works better when spoken aloud ;)

[patriot5186]

You forgot the rest of the quote : "Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm ahuntin' a wascally wabbit. huhuhuhu."