Howard Dean In a Dress (Michelle Malkin Predicted Drunken TerAYza's Meltdown... Back In JANUARY!)

TownHall.com ^ | 1/28/04 | Michelle Malkin

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Boston Magazine reports that she once snapped on Halloween, yelling at three children who had rung her doorbell on Beacon Hill: "I had a big barrel of candy, and it's all gone!" she ranted, shutting the door on the bewildered youngsters. Yeeearghh!

Michelle called this one spot-on, eight months ago. The woman's a GODDESS. :)

[Lacey]

Great catch!

[LongsforReagan]

The woman's a GODDESS. :)


I concur. A call for photos!!

[PogySailor]

Who knew she'd end up marrying exactly one of those types? Sen. John Kerry fits Heinz's description to a T. Only he's Forrest Gump without the charm. Watch him on the campaign trail as he stares into a TV camera, blandly reciting his sappy aphorisms: "We need to offer answers, not just anger. We need to offer solutions, not just slogans." Right. Not just slogans.

Ha ha!

[AmericanInTokyo]

I posted an article on FR today, right from Tokyo in Japanese (I translated it of course) ridiculing Teresa Heinz. Now hundreds of thousands of Japanese commuters are reading the most recent story, as we speak.

It is on FR today under "Extended/Activism".

This thing is GROWING and internationally, now.

[BBT]

spoiled [ spoyld ]

adjective

1. ruined: severely or irrevocably impaired, for example, by damage or decay

2. overindulged: willful or selfish because of having been overindulged

[AmericanInTokyo]

My, I certainly hope you are speaking of Mrs. Malkin.

[theDentist]

Sympathetic media profilers attribute this anger to the tragic losses she has suffered in her life; several family members died of disease or accidents.

Maybe they just found death a more convenient way to avoid dealing with her.

[bayourod]

Was there any reference to her being a drunk or is that something generaly known? I think they both act like coke heads, not alcoholics.

[Chad Fairbanks]

They've been keeping Ta-ray-zuh drugged on the campaign trail. It's the only thing that makes sense...

[thingumbob]

Michelle's great! She know how to read the Lib news between the lines and she actually researches and checks the facts before she calls herself a Journalist.

Imagine that!

She's also done a lot of writing about illigal immigration in CALi-forn-ya.

[Old Sarge]

So, is she technically an African-American?

[Socratic]

Now it's hit me! Kerry is Georg Tessman to Mama T's Hedda Gabler. Ibsen had them down to a tee before either were even born.

[Socratic]

Another literary comparison: Wilde's Lady Bracknell is called a Gorgon as is Mama T. To paraphrase - "She's a monster without being a myth."

[phroebe]

Unable to bear his lies, Heinz/Heinz Kerry had a famous fit during a Washington Post interview in 2002 when Kerry denied having Vietnam War flashbacks. Mimicking her husband screaming in panic, she told reporter Mark Leibovich: "I haven't gotten slapped yet," she says. "But there were times when I thought I might get throttled."

ROFLOL!

[Born Conservative]

I think she is technically a Hispanic African-American.

[Flashman_at_the_charge]

Lets not forget the pre-nup, if she doesn't trust him with her cash why should anyone else?

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

I went slightly more lowbrow, in seeking out literary equivalents to the Appeasement Party's present-day gruesome twosome. :)

John F. Kerry:

TerAYza Heinz Kerry:

[BillyCrockett]

After sKerry loses in a landslide for Mr Bush, the Ms will throw sKerry out the door within a year after listening to him whine about losing all that time. You heard it here first folks!