Hillarious Kerry Slogans

Kerry Sloganator Gallery ^ | 08/06/2004

[Brytani]

You all have to check these out *****Warning****** some are not rated G!!

Great slogans to use against Kerry!!!!

[NEBO]

THANKS! My angry commie sister has been bombarding me with anti-Bush stuff all day. Now I will have lots of ammo!

[mykdsmom]

OMG...I'm ROFLMAO!!!!

Some of these would make really great tag lines.

MKM

[Brytani]

I've got tears running down my face!!!! These are GREAT

[NEBO]

GREAT, THANKS!

[LasVegasMac]

Many thanks for the link.

Way past time to piss off the local (wish I had a brain) Rat / Lib populace.

Time for some signs on the vehicles.

This will be fun.

LVM

[Petronski]

[AReaganGirl]

Are you in PR??? These slogans are absolutely causing me to have belly laughs! Love the "Forehead and 7 botox..." one!

[webster]

[Jim_Curtis]

These are all pro Kerry...the colors and text reinforce, the extra stuff doesn't register.

[Moonmad27]

Those are funny - but I'm always worried on signs like these. The casual reader would go "oh, that person's for Kerry". Heaven forbid!

[WestVirginiaRebel]

"These are all pro Kerry..." WTF????

They're funny 'cause they're true.

[austingirl]

Bump - these are great!

[knarf]

Excellent!

[mollynme]

[Jim_Curtis]

These are all pro Kerry..." WTF????

They're funny 'cause they're true.
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colors and names overpower clever additives. Verry/Backwards is good though.

[Jim_Curtis]

Now THAT'S a good one.

[Michael.SF.]

Does anybody know if these can be downloaded and printed out for posters?

[Netizen]

Excellent!

[theophilusscribe]

Looks like he's lost that loving feeling . . .

[Callahan]

How bout: JOHN KERRY ISN'T A GIRLIE MAN--HE JUST VOTES LIKE ONE!

[Brytani]

It looks like if you register on the site you can then downloan the images.

[Brytani]

I was thinking the sayings are perfect for taglines, freeps, signs etc we can use.

[Jim_Curtis]

I'm sorry. I was thinking about how slogans probably register to the masses, I probably overreacted...plus I was talking about bumper stickers in another thread and this sort of thing would be wrong for that.

I'm a bit on edge lately, sorry again.

[jonsie]

I agree with you, if you view these from your car all you see is the Kerry for President.

[Fzob]

"If Saddam Hussein is unwilling to bend to the international community’s already existing order, then he will have invited enforcement even if that enforcement is mostly at the hands of the United States, a right we retain even if the Security Council fails to act."

JF Kerry

[MadelineZapeezda]

Hey John Kerry....if I wanted a war criminal for President I would vote for SLOBO.

At least he doesn't flip-flop!

[SpinyNorman]

True, but if you had a truly evil mind as I do, you would plaster these over some godless liberal's pro-Kerry bumpersticker. Ideally, they too would not notice it, but many who read it at the next stop light would!

Every obstacle is an opportunity....... ;-)

[luckystarmom]

My husband came up with a slogan that I like:

"The French Support Kerry. Enough Said."

[Jim_Curtis]

Hey John Kerry....if I wanted a war criminal for President I would vote for SLOBO.
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I could be wrong but I doubt it...."SLOBO" was the greatest leader against Islamic expansionism in many hundreds of years.

Is the Slobo 60 Minutes interview available on the Internet ( if not, why not?)? I haven't seen it in several years but I have a desire to see it again...Slobo had the same look on his face as I have when dealing with 'rats.

[pookie18]

Mark Levin mentioned this site on his radio program last night.

[Brytani]

This site needs word of mouth - glad it's getting it.