Posted on 08/07/2004 8:33:49 PM PDT by jwalburg
Words fail me. What a dork.
"Hey guys, I've got her in handcuffs.......now does anybody have a gag for her big mouth?"
Give me an O.
Give me an S.
Give me an A-M-A.
OooooooooSAMA.
Yeaaaaaaayyyyy!!!!
Walk like an Egyptian.
Heeeyyyyy, Macarena!!!!
See, this is how the French march with the surrender flag.
Guaranteed hours of amusement. Battery operated models programed to insult the "little people" when questioned.
El Dorko is trying to win a few more minority votes by demonstrating the moon walk.
What are those things on her feet? Flotation devices?
Looks like Kerry's dresser gave him a change of clothes today. His khaki pants and blue shirt must be out overnight for delousing. Either that or they are trying to get out those pesky stains from when his Depends blew a leak during a major flip flop.
Minister of Funny Walks
Words fail me too, but has anyone ever seen PeeWee Herman dance?
Kerry: "Gimme a K! Gimme and E! Gimme an R! Gimme an R!! Gimme a Y!"
TeRAYza: "Gimme an H! Gimme an E! Gimme and I!..."
Someone in crowd: Mama T., what did you tell him?
THK: If he wins the election, I'll have them enlarged this much.
That's a winner.
Nice to see Senator Kerry letting the cleaning lady participate.
Kerry: "I'm Superman!"
TeRAYza: "I'm the Killer Tomato!"
I simply cannot imagine these two in the White House. But then, I couldn't imagine the Clintons living there either when they first ran for the presidency. My instincts were correct then, and they are correct now. The Kerry's will be a disaster for this country in many ways.
"Yeeeeaaaahhhhhhhh...when we get in office, we will set out to DESTROY this country!"
F'ing reminds me of the Pink Panther with a sun tan. They both look like patients on a psych ward.
And to think we used to think the Clintoons showed a lack of class. At least Billary didn't come from money and society; they had an excuse for classlessness. (Is that a word?)(Guess so; it passed the spell-check.)
LOL! Look closer. He's still wearing them. He's just disguising it with a jacket.
HEY MICKEY!"
Off-the-cuff masterpiece.
domo arragato mr. roboto
"It's me! It's me! It's JFK!" (take off of former WWE's DDP parody of 12 step programs)
they dance more like Elaine on Seinfeld.
You know, the more I think about it, the more it makes sense...I was talking to a `Rat in a bar tonight (I live in NYC) asking him why they always pick absolute idiots to run for Prez, and rather than curse me out like I thought he would, he said something to me that I think nails it right on the head; He said "Because no one wants their life put under a microscope, so only the most vain freaks come out of the woodwork." A lot of Democrats (at least the moderate ones) are really PO-ed that this Kerry was chosen. I mean think about it.. Bill Clinton, Al Gore and now Kerry. Have you ever seen more self absorbed idiots in your life than those three guys? What kind of idiot goes to Vietnam solely to get medals? What kind of idiot drives around in an SUV that has license plates that say "Purpleheart3"? What kind of idiot climbs over the ropes at the Reagen in state with a photographer and stays there over 20 minutes while that photographer takes pictures? What kind of idiot serves four months in Vietnam then tries to pass himself off as an expert war hero? It`s someone with an extreme ego problem. And get this, when I asked him what he thought of Bush, he said he was doing an Ed Koch and voting for Bush!! Holy Hannah, call Susan Estrich! Why? Because he said the only thing going against Bush is he can`t talk, but other than that, he did what any rational person would have done after 911. It`s common sense, and the democrats have yet to come up with a better solution. Either you sit back and wait for another attack, or you nip it in the bud. My God, the first time in my life I ever met a DINO (Democrat in name only) But on the other hand, he really isn`t is he? Like Ann Coulter said, when the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor, both parties united under common sense. The country was attacked on 911 and was attacked many times before that; what do these lefties suggest we do?? We have a bunch of animals who want to destroy this country, how the hell can you do anything less but try to cut them off? I`m still
I suck.
I'm a total dink.
In spite of being a wienerhead, I want to be President.
Vote for me you loser!
It looks like Tah-ray-zah is trying to communicate with the deaf..."My husband says; "Yeaaaah! I am a fat headed azzhole! Yeaaaaaaah!"
Seeing that his wife TereSa has started to choke on a French roll she was eating John Kerry starts to celebrate as TereSa attempts to give herself the Heimlich Maneuver.
I know this is extremely petty, but what is up with their shoes? I have no clue what's on Theresa's feet, but Kerry should know that you don't wear brown cowboy boots with a blue blazer and wide load khakis.
"Let's all do the KomradeKerry Stomp!"
"We're just picking up where Gore left off". "See us do the Macarona". I hope the name is right.
What are those things on her feet? Flotation devices?
Size 16 Triple E Pontoon
I'm a little tea pot short and stout here is my kettle there goes my spout !
I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight;
My monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise...
He did the Mash! He did the monster mash!
He did the Mash! It was a graveyard smash!
He did the Mash! It caught on in a flash!
He did the Mash! He did the monster mash!
From my laboratory in the castle east,
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast,
The ghouls all came from their humble abode
To get a jolt from my electrode!
They did the Mash! They did the monster mash!
They did the Mash! It was a graveyard smash!
They did the Mash! It caught on in a flash!
They did the Mash! They did the monster mash!
The zombies were having fun, the party had just begun;
The guests included Wolfman, Dracula and his son.
The scene was rocking, all were digging the sound;
Igor on chains backed by his baying hounds.
The Coffin Bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group 'The Cryptkicker Five.'
They played the Mash! They played the monster mash!
They played the Mash! It was a graveyard smash!
They played the Mash! It caught on in a flash!
They played the Mash! They played the monster mash!
Out from his coffin Drac's voice did ring;
Seems he was troubled by just one thing.
He opened the lid, shook his fist and said:
"Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist?"
It's now the Mash! It's now the monster mash!
It's now the Mash! And it's a graveyard smash!
It's now the Mash! It caught on in a flash!
It's now the Mash! It's now the monster mash!
Now everything's cool - Drac's a part of the band;
And my monster mash is the hit of the land.
For you, the living, this mash was meant too;
When you get to my door tell them Boris sent you!
Then you can Mash! Then you can monster mash!
Then you can Mash! And do my graveyard smash!
Then you can Mash! You'll catch on in a flash!
Then you can Mash! Then you can monster mash!
In addition, Kerry should be checking his package while doing that moon-walk. I'm sure, the free the mind and your ass will follow crowd will vote automatically for the fool. Teraysuh, must be giving her, "I am a reformed crack addict" speech playing to the crowd. What about, "Mamma T" saying this to the crowd. "When those mean spirited republicans attempt to stop same sex marriage!!!( Just raise your clenched fist and shout, No! No! No!) Klintoon said that in one state about gun control prior to the 1994 Repub take over of the house and Senate. These Kerry's are some real personalities. Bush/Cheney 2004
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