DFU SONG: It's a Small World Afterall (Kerry and Kerrey can be confusing)

DFU SONGS | 8-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - SMALL WORLD AFTERALL

There's a problem with our identity...so to set things straight it is up to me
He nailed Winger, you know...I am the gigolo
And he has an extra vowel

Bob has one more "e" than me...Bob has one more "e" than me
Bob has one more "e" than me...why can't people see?

He had lost a leg, I am pulling yours...I was gone after just a 4-month tour
He nailed Winger, you know...I am the gigolo
And he has an extra vowel

The commitee chose him as its Vice Chair...on top of my head there is much more hair
He nailed Winger, you know...I am the gigolo
And he has an extra vowel

Bob has one more "e" than me...Bob has one more "e" than me
Bob has one more "e" than me...why can't people see?

I'm the one to whom Brando gave advice...of the two of us, Marilyn thought I'm nice
He nailed Winger, you know...I am the gigolo
And he has an extra vowel

[dirtboy]

John Kerry can't tell the difference between himself and Bob Kerrey.

But he says he can reform our intelligence agencies.

[dirtboy]

You say Bob Kerr-ey,
I say John Kerr-y
Bob Kerr-ey, John Kerr-y
Bob Kerr-ey, John Kerr-y
Let's call the whole thing off...

[doug from upland]

You have a disgusting tagline (but funny).

[Moomah]

Excellent! Thanks for getting that tune stuck in my head now for the rest of the day ....

[Moomah]

Excellent! Thanks for getting that tune stuck in my head now for the rest of the day ....

[doug from upland]

As always, my pleasure. That tune may even be more annoying that "Feelings."

[Wild Irish Rogue]

Maybe he's trying to get the Southern vote by calling himself John Bob Kerry now.

[alwaysconservative]

That's just delightful!

[doug from upland]

False info removed from Kerrer.......er, Kerry.....website --- CLICK.