Wanted: Sleeping Space for Protesters. Hot Water Optional.

NY Times ^ | 8.17.2004 | Michael Brick

[hobbes1]

Rand MacPhereson everybody, Dont forget the 9:00 show is completely different than the 7:30 show, take care of your bartenders and waitresses...lol

[Libertarian444]

[exile]

Those protestors shouldn't worry, there's plenty of places to sleep on the streets (or better yet in traffic.)

[Publius6961]

I got lots of space for as many as need it, as long as they agree to ignore the abandoned railroad tracks. Trust me.

[bondjamesbond]

Y'know, this is New York City. Once somebody has moved in, it is nearly impossible to evict them. It would be absolutely FReepin' hilarious to have these cotton-headed leafties be afflicted with hippie infestations for the next five years while the eviction processes work through the courts.

[Publius6961]

Other optional items:
Razor, deodorant, soap, toothbrush, toothpaste.

You forgot: brains.

[jveritas]

"The practice of hospitality both makes us more human and makes the world a more humane place," Father Kooperkamp said. "As long as they're standing firm against war, working for peace, that's what the church is supposed to be about. We pray every day to a guy called the Prince of Peace."

Oh Father Kooperkamp!

The vast majority of these protestors support abortion on demand in all it shapes and forms.

The vast majority of these protestors support homosexual marriage.

The vast majority of these protestors want to deny using the word of GOD anywhere in public.

The vast majority of these protestors hate the teaching of the church.

The vast majority of these protestors hate America and think that we are worse than the terrorists.

Father Kooperkamp you are an imbecile.

[stainlessbanner]

"The least comprehended people in a society are the most beautiful."

Protestor playboook: use big words to appear smart.

[Tijeras_Slim]

[TXBSAFH]

If this thing goes down the way I think it will with these protesters (they will riot). A whole lot of them will be getting free accommodations in Rikers Island.

[telebob]

Heheh...Went to the "Housing Board". Lotsa laffs there. To wit:

"Need one space close to CUNY so I can attend the 'Life After Capitalism' conference but I wouldn't mind staying longer. Say about a week. I can cook and clean."

Translation: Hi sucker! I wouldn't mind going on the mooch at your place for a week, a month or until you throw me out. I will pretend to make a contribution to the commune by boiling up some rice and possibly picking up some dog shit.

Har har. Gotta love youthful enthusiasm.

[sauropod]

"Unlike the delegates and journalists coming to New York, protesters are being offered no hotel rooms, no free Broadway shows and no massages."

I suggest Michael Brick take the protestors to see a free Broadway show. And that he pay for it.

What a Richard Crainium.

[stainlessbanner]

Here's another jewel from your friendly anarchist

seeking a space to crash in. arriving from west coast Aug. 20th. anything will do a backyard, a roof, a floor, a dog house, anything, i am not picky. i am an open minded quiet friendly anarchist.

[Libertarian444]

"Everybody I've screened have been the best people in the world," Mr. Bueno said.

[Search4Truth]

I onced leased an apartment that had an old bathtub in it that was encased in wood. It looked awful. When I pulled the wood away from the tub, thinking anything would look better than the way it did, I revealed a rather extraordinary bathtub. The porcelain was not chipped and after a thorough cleaning had only small and minor discolorations.

The cast iron outside base had an interesting texture to it. Might have been a floret design. After painting it a glossy jet black it seemed to move as you walked toward it.

The biggest surprise where the feet. All the feet were these large claws. I'm not sure what kind but they were, but they were formidable looking. I painted them gold. I then lighted the tub area from above, to get the subtle reflection I wanted of the bottom of the tub, in the off white tiling off the floor.

The result was a rather spectacular looking tub. I wonder if they will do something like that with their tub.

[fishtank]

Orcs for peace.

[FeliciaCat]

"...i am an open minded quiet friendly anarchist"

Priceless.

[Dogbert41]

What will they do when Mohammed and Aziz show up?

[Modernman]

I just signed up. I set up a disposable e-mail account on Hotmail and offered space in an existing building. Of course, the building in question is a bar, but they won't know that until they get there.

Hope I can make this work.

[blanknoone]

The vast majority of these protestors ...

Father Kooperkamp you are an imbecile.

Fr. Koop agrees with them.