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1 posted on 08/17/2004 9:43:17 PM PDT by NormsRevenge
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Hold muh bear alert.


2 posted on 08/17/2004 9:44:32 PM PDT by Nick Danger (www.swiftvets.com www.wintersoldier.com www.kerrylied.com)
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ping


4 posted on 08/17/2004 9:45:29 PM PDT by Mrs Zip
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Agents then used a large, humane trap to capture it for relocation, baiting the trap with the usual: doughnuts, honey and, in this case, two open cans of Rainier. That did the trick.

After the bear consumed a case and a half of beer... they should have tried to bait him with a bag of white castles. Would have worked for me. :-)

5 posted on 08/17/2004 9:46:30 PM PDT by TheEngineer
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""This is a new one on me," Heinck said."

Uh, "Heiniken" said?

6 posted on 08/17/2004 9:46:44 PM PDT by paulsy
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This is too funny! I remember the Rainier Beer commercials, as I lived in Wash. State at the time!

Rai-neeer-beeeeeeeeeeeeeer as the motorcycle cruises down the highway...


7 posted on 08/17/2004 9:47:23 PM PDT by Theresawithanh ( Flush the Johns in 2004!!!!!)
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This deserves an old school "Hold Muh Beer"/Just Damn head's up!


8 posted on 08/17/2004 9:47:51 PM PDT by xrp
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To: NormsRevenge

Guess the Hamms' people were onto something after all.


9 posted on 08/17/2004 9:48:53 PM PDT by Lijahsbubbe
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Und der Baer sagt immer, Prost Eins!
Er muss ein Berliner Baer sein!

Sorry, the humor is only for german speakers...maybe...


10 posted on 08/17/2004 9:49:01 PM PDT by Prost1 (Hesse - land of emigrants.)
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Note to self;

Take ONLY Bush beer when camping in the North Woods.

11 posted on 08/17/2004 9:49:17 PM PDT by spectre
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A beer drinkin' bear has been sighted doing a Canadian beer commercial!

Really, I saw it on TV myself! *L*
14 posted on 08/17/2004 9:50:26 PM PDT by NYTexan (....back to the bunker!....)
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This a Jimmy Buffet "Gods On Drunk" award winner.

Mr Bear, I love everyhair on your 27 acre body.


15 posted on 08/17/2004 9:50:56 PM PDT by SeeRushToldU_So (Shut up and sing. I don't care what you think.)
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"He drank the Rainier and wouldn't drink the Busch beer," said Lisa Broxson, bookkeeper at the campground and cabins resort east of Mount Baker.

LOL!!

Rainier should make an ad from this.

16 posted on 08/17/2004 9:51:35 PM PDT by GeronL (Viking Kitties have won the GOLD MEDAL in the 2,000 meter ZOTTING)
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Lightweight


17 posted on 08/17/2004 9:51:42 PM PDT by WhiteGuy (Congress shall make no law... abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press...)
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Lightweight


18 posted on 08/17/2004 9:51:43 PM PDT by WhiteGuy (Congress shall make no law... abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press...)
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Ahem!


20 posted on 08/17/2004 9:52:07 PM PDT by Bradís Gramma (If only hamsters could vote........)
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23 posted on 08/17/2004 9:52:21 PM PDT by Justice
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To: HairOfTheDog; Beaker; PayNoAttentionManBehindCurtain

ping lol


24 posted on 08/17/2004 9:52:51 PM PDT by CindyDawg
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pingaroo


25 posted on 08/17/2004 9:52:52 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ...... DNC & McAwful - Hairy Kerry now ..... hari kari later)
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28 posted on 08/17/2004 9:57:04 PM PDT by martin_fierro (Humor me.)
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LOL!

Burping vears! Wouldn't want to see em hung over, though!

A friend of mine told me a story... he had been transferred out here a few years earlier from Pennsylvania. A couple years later, another fellow from the company gets transferred here as well.

The newbie decides he wants to go camping at Mt. Rainier. So they get one ofe the old steel lined coolers, and fill it chuck full of steaks and corn and potato salad.

Get up to White River campground on the east side of Rainier and starts to cook. My friend keeps warning the dude that he was not in downtown Philly anymore and to make damn sure he cleans up and hides the cooler when he's done.

Middle of the night, my friend hears a huge ruckus, people screaming and growls, then hears the dudes car start up and peel out.

In the morning, they found the remains of the guys tent, and the steel lined cooler, which had been ripped open like it was cellophane or something. One bear was still hanging around sniffing, they chased him off.

I have a healthy respect for bears, but in fact they are usually not dangerous. EXCEPT!!!

Don't leave food around, don't doll yourself up with fragrance de jour, and women on their periods should avoid the wilderness.


31 posted on 08/17/2004 9:57:29 PM PDT by djf
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