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Swimmer had snake in shorts
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| August 19, 2004
| Jonathan Tisdall
Posted on 08/19/2004 7:04:44 AM PDT by aculeus
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To: aculeus
21
posted on
08/19/2004 7:23:32 AM PDT
by
bmwcyle
(<a href="http://www.johnkerry.com/" target="_blank">miserable failure)
To: aculeus
22
posted on
08/19/2004 7:24:35 AM PDT
by
yarddog
To: Xenalyte; dead; Lazamataz; martin_fierro; marktuoni; magslinger; PatrickHenry; ...
"It is completely harmless but relatively temperamental. Many people hold a viper by the tail. If you try that with a grass snake it will turn up and bite your hand,"I can't tell you how many times my Mom told me this. Twas a LIE! Nice catch B, this is SUPERB!
BEEBER to the SAF list!
SAF is the Smart A$$ed Freeper list, dedicated to levity. Please email me to be on or off.
23
posted on
08/19/2004 7:28:18 AM PDT
by
Shryke
(Never retreat. Never explain. Get it done and let them howl.)
Obviously, the snake was looking for classified National Archive documents.
24
posted on
08/19/2004 7:31:51 AM PDT
by
vollmond
(DS2 CV-66 83-87)
To: PBRSTREETGANG
LOL! That ad needs to come with a computer coupon for Windex. I'm gonna go broke cleaning my monitor over then next few weeks everytime I think about it...
25
posted on
08/19/2004 7:40:52 AM PDT
by
LTCJ
(God Save the Constitution.)
To: aculeus
Didn't somebody write a song entitled: I got a monster in my pants?
26
posted on
08/19/2004 7:44:53 AM PDT
by
RckyRaCoCo
(todo su país es pertenece a nosotros)
To: Shryke
All the good lines are taken.
27
posted on
08/19/2004 7:45:23 AM PDT
by
PatrickHenry
(If I never respond to you, maybe it's because I think you're an idiot.)
To: RckyRaCoCo
Fred Schneider of the B-52's.
To: PBRSTREETGANG
29
posted on
08/19/2004 7:50:22 AM PDT
by
RckyRaCoCo
(todo su país es pertenece a nosotros)
To: aculeus
"Norway's poisonous viper tends to be the subject of the best snake stories."
I'll say!
To: TheBigB
I like your version better! LOL! :D
31
posted on
08/19/2004 8:01:54 AM PDT
by
NYC GOP Chick
(Kerry is a Sitzpinkler!)
To: aculeus
--------------- summer heat in ------------ [Norway]Yeah! That's funny. Forget about the snake.
32
posted on
08/19/2004 8:05:53 AM PDT
by
FreePaul
To: aculeus
Dang, I hate when that happens.
33
posted on
08/19/2004 8:07:15 AM PDT
by
hotshu
(I love the smell of donkey fryin' in the mornin')
To: aculeus
If video existed, it would be perfect for America's Funniest Home Videos .... but wait. This happened in Norway.... never mind.
34
posted on
08/19/2004 8:07:18 AM PDT
by
NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
(Michael <a href = "http://www.michaelmoore.com/" title="Miserable Failure">"Miserable Failure"</a>)
To: NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
More proof of Global Warming !
To: aculeus
Swimmer had snake in shorts Braggart.
36
posted on
08/19/2004 8:25:33 AM PDT
by
RichInOC
(...now stop playing with your snake and get back to work.)
To: PatrickHenry
>All the
good lines are taken
Nah -- Nobody's said,
"We can blame Bush for the snake
in that young man's pants . . ."
37
posted on
08/19/2004 10:50:04 AM PDT
by
theFIRMbss
([coughs])
To: aculeus
badger badger badger badger badger
mushroom mushroom
a snake a snake snake ooo it's a snake
-------------------
badgerbadgerbadger.com
38
posted on
08/19/2004 10:59:09 AM PDT
by
brewcrew
To: aculeus
Ewwww....I bet it was Bill Clinton and his famous cigar!
39
posted on
08/19/2004 11:02:09 AM PDT
by
Arpege92
(Moore is so fat that when he hauls a$$ it takes two trips - tractorman!)
To: aculeus
If a snake crawled in my drawers, I am sure the sting of the urine and smell of the poop that filled my pants would run him out more quickly than this fellows approach..
40
posted on
08/19/2004 11:05:14 AM PDT
by
IamConservative
(A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything.)
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