ASHINGTON — It's easy for the Bushes to stay gallant. They delegate the gutter.Posted on 08/21/2004 6:59:52 PM PDT by NYC GOP Chick
ASHINGTON — It's easy for the Bushes to stay gallant. They delegate the gutter.
There are always third-party political assassins, ostensibly independent, to do the dynasty wet work.
W.'s old pal and running partner, Lee Atwater, set up the Bush modus operandi: Lay in the weeds while craftily planting plausibly deniable surrogates to slice up your rival.
The New Yorker editor David Remnick, writing in Esquire in 1986, limned the 1980 Congressional race in South Carolina's Second District "between Atwater's man, Republican Floyd Spence, and a Faulknerian figure named Tom Turnipseed At one press briefing, Atwater planted a reporter who rose and said, 'We understand Turnipseed has had psychotic treatment.' Atwater played it cool and refused to comment, but later told the reporters off the record, 'In college I understand he got hooked up to jumper cables.' "
Karl Rove is Atwater's protégé on jumper cable politics.
The weird thing is, given how transparently the Bushes play the game of staying above the fray even as their creepy-crawly surrogates do dishonorable and undignified things, their rivals always seem caught off guard when the third parties show up to rip their throats out.
The phlegmatic Michael Dukakis never knew what hit him with Mr. Atwater's Frankenstein monster Willie Horton coming at him in a third party scare ad and G.O.P. smear leaflets and letters.
John McCain should have known what was coming in South Carolina, but he acted stunned and hurt when he was hit with the Atwater/Rove mud treatment by shadowy Bush supporters.
Just as the Bush campaign dragged out fringe veteran surrogates in South Carolina to slime the former P.O.W. for being antiveteran, now the stomach-turning Swift boat attackers are sliming a war hero as a war criminal.
They started their vengeful and brazen campaign in May, after plotting since winter. But John Kerry is only now forcefully responding - though he should have had a response ready, since the Nixon tool John O'Neill has dogged him since '71.
Charging on Thursday that Mr. Bush wants the Swift boat sleazoids "to do his dirty work," Mr. Kerry reached for yet another Vietnam reference and water metaphor: "When you're under attack, the best thing to do is turn your boat into the attack."
The Skipper would do well to get a swifter boat. How pathetic is it that he's playing defense on Vietnam when W. didn't even serve?
Bill Clinton implied two weeks ago that Mr. Kerry was acting sluggish. "Whenever they hit me, I hit 'em back," he told Jon Stewart. "And whenever they came up with a charge I didn't believe was true, I answered back."
Reports in The New York Times and The Washington Post last week made it clear that the vile Swift boaters have told wildly varying accounts, sometimes supportive of Mr. Kerry.
The Times revealed that Swift Boat Veterans for Truth - is that like the administration's Clear Skies Act for spewing pollution? - has a trellis of ties to Karl Rove, the Bush family and Bush supporters. "A Texas publicist who once helped prepare Mr. Bush's father for his debate when he was running for vice president provided them with strategic advice," Kate Zernike and Jim Rutenberg wrote. Indeed, it was the same woman who worked for a third party group that slimed Mr. McCain on the environment in the 2000 primaries.
And the group's ad was produced by the Dukakis tank ad wizards.
The Kerry camp knows the Swift boat snipers are hurting the Democrat and fears the Bush oppo campaign will soon move from tarnishing Mr. Kerry's war record to dwell on his days as a shaggy-haired antiwar spokesman. The White House must tear down his heroism before it can tear down his patriotism.
Meanwhile, the Bush crew is shamelessly doing to Mr. Kerry what it once did to Mr. McCain: suggesting that the decorated Vietnam vet has snakes in his head and a temperament problem. "Senator Kerry appears to have lost his cool," Scott McClellan told reporters in Crawford on Friday. And the Bush campaign chairman, Marc Racicot, said on CNN that Mr. Kerry looked "wild-eyed" responding to Swift boat muck.
It makes sense for W. to use surrogates to do his fighting, just as he did when he slid out of Vietnam and just as he did when he sent our troops to fight his administration's misbegotten vanity war in Iraq.
Dowd: Slo-Mo-Mo-Fo.
Call someone who cares, Dowdy!
Man does Mo need to get.........a boyfriend.
Thank yeew. You beat me to it.
Hm. Is this the newer, sober Dowd? Boyo, is she a hater, or what?
I saw old Dowdy on TV with Brian Lamb. Lots and lots of forked on face foundation.
You know they are rough when they even look rough after a few hours getting painted. She's on the Helan Thomas beauty curve.
I didn't want a woman to have to do it.
Yes, that's right. The shadowy Bush supporters are everywhere. There's nothing that can be done to stop them. They are something right out of "Night of the Living Dead." The Kerry campaign should be very afraid - because they are ultimately doomed.
You left out "Ho."
and I don't mean the Santa Claus kind.
liberties@nytimes.com
Sign it Catherine Zeta Jones
Pray for W and Our Troops
What Dowd doesn't know could fill pages and pages, and very often does.
You are such a gent! Thanks! ; )
The Swiftees are doing something right, to get this degree of senseless vitriol.
Even imitates J F K
The Democrats delagate the gutter to Moveon.org, Michael Moore, the Hollywood elite, ABCNBCCBSCNN and The New York Times.
I cant read this unless someone posts a pic of Michael Douglas's wife...
LOL! You're a natural wordsmith and imagesmith.
I'm usin' the "forked on face foundation", with your permission.
Not really. In fact, a stronger attack might have started with replaying Kerry's 1971 Senate Foreign Relations Committee testimony.
You can hear the righteous joy he takes in dramatically accusing the average GI of war crimes.
Isn't EVERYONE who works in politics somehow related? I mean, politicians are a small group in the first place, and campaign managers and publicists and media gurus are specialists, so doesn't it stand to reason they would know each other? What about Jim Jordan and Mary Ellen Cahill and Dick Morris, for God's sake! They go where the money is. Duh!
Dowd writes from a whole different universe.
I guess she ain't seen the new ad by the Swiftees. Paybak stinks don't it?
Have you SEEN her? Puhleeaase.
Just the part when he, in fake lockjaw Thurston Howell mode, refers to "Jenjis Khan!"
And I have on word for Mo..............SOROS
The MSM is gonna have a full-fledged conniption when word of the new ad percolates through.
Funny how Mo alludes to the McCain campaign in 2000. Paul Galanti was at one time on McCain's campaign staf
The universe that contains Heranus.
And, of course, it's all Republican dirty tricks and surrogates, but not Michael Mooron, MorOn.Org, etc., etc., etc.....(and will they try a DWI charge again on Oct. 31st this time?) These Dems are just SooooooOOOooOooooOoo pure and honest...[/sarc]
Or is it a girlfriend?
You didn't do a Dowd alert!
Catherine Zeta Jones supports President Bush! Poor Maureen she is nothing but a dried up old prune. Hate really makes you physically ugly.
Incredible how the NYT has sunk so low to let a hit / hate piece like this grace their fishwrap. I swear if you hadn't told me, I would think this was some original piece from the DU dummies
INCOMING BUSH SURROGATES! HIT THE DECK!!!!!
Teehee. Cracking up.
I cannot wait until Monday when the ad moves off the networks, onto the public airwaves. Main Scream Media will throw off the suits and ties, gear up the bonfires, start tossing their bras and think they are reliving their youthful days against the 'establishment'.
Hey Maureen Dowd, Kerry has been lying about his record for more than 30 years. Kerry should be on defense in a Federal prison baseball team for his treasonous infractions.
I rarely get to read Maureen Dowd's BS, but she is clearly a hypocrite, and a Kool-aid drinker of the highest order! Maureen Dowd is an incredibly shrill bitch! I saw her recently on one of the Sunday News programs. She looks a lot better in a still than she does on live TV!
How do we add it???
yeah MoDO...we don't have presstitutes to do our wet work for us like you do for jean phouqin keri do we???
I'm not sure their conniptioning can get much more fledged than it already is.
Saddam Hussein had the same problem -- once you've called for the hideous death of your adversaries, you don't have much room left to escalate.
To be fair, Kerry is an admitted war criminal. Swifties are just amplifying his admission.
Actually, it is just from a galaxy long ago and far away!
Dowdy-Doody evidently has not seen the latest SwiftVet ad, dwelling on her "shaggy-haired antiwar spokesman". That will turn the ol' gal apoplectic. I can hardly wait for her comedic stylings next week.
Until Mo has something to say about a kerry's surrogate named Michael Moore, she can just keep her mouth shut.
Mo must be on vacation. "The Kerry camp knows the Swift boat snipers are hurting the Democrat and fears the Bush oppo campaign will soon move from tarnishing Mr. Kerry's war record to dwell on his days as a shaggy-haired antiwar spokesman...."
It's already a done deed.
"When you're under attack, the best thing to do is turn your boat into the attack."
About this quote from JeffK. He is quoted on it over and over, but in reality, when the P3 boat hit the mine, it was his boat, and only his boat, that turned and ran. I hope this is being pointed out.
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