Posted on 08/23/2004 10:47:52 AM PDT by dangus
"Itsy-bitsy spider..."
Yes...I am "married" to John Kerry.
Click the logo to donate to Swift Boat Veterans for Truth.
They call me an opinionated "woman".
bubble bubble, toil and trouble
mix and stir, mix and stir...
Hands up! Drop the meds and step away from the microphone!
Farley's scare quotes? Attack of the Bunny Rabbits? Condescending to join the hippies? Take it where you will...
And da widdle bunny says to the udder widdle bunny
"Look at me, I'm a turtle"
"And this is how I signal John to sit up and beg for more $"
Gooodbooyy Johnny..
When I'm not pulling John's strings, I can do shadow puppets too! ;-)
....and then Mrs. Rabbit told Mr. Rabbit that if she couldn't speak at "his" convention, his allowance would be taken away and he would be getting a "Flowbee" for Christmas.
Wow, you guys are fast... I didn't even finish making my intro, and there were a dozen postings already... Say, does anyone have an image of that little cartoon demon who says "Arrrgh!" at the end of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Litttle Bunny Foo-Foo
Hopping through the forest
I heard something a long, long time ago that the peace sign was actually some hand symbol used by witches.
"I am not a crook."
I am so sick of looking those two. Aside from their politics, they are nauseating.
Okay everyvon, dis eez my Reechard Neexon impersunayshun...
Vot do you tink?
I just LOVE all you "little people." You may call me Mama T.
"How much am I bid for this case of unused vaginal lubricant? I got two, two, two and half. Who'll give me four?
"I heard something a long, long time ago that the peace sign was actually some hand symbol used by witches."
Well, that photo is certainly good evidence at least one witch uses it...
I am "glamorous," "sexy" and "saucy." Just ask my hairdresser how much fun I am to have as a customer!
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Luxuriantly locked John Kerry - he of the manicured salt-and-pepper mane - might have high-maintenance hair.
But Lowdown hears that the Democratic standard-bearer has nothing on his brunette wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry, and his blond daughter, Vanessa.
A Lowdown spy recently overheard hair and makeup artists from the L.A.-based Cloutier Agency griping about the Kerry gals' fanatical hairsplitting.
Heinz Kerry allegedly insists that they do her 'do "just like I say," and if it's not absolutely perfect, she makes them start all over again.
Vanessa Kerry, who at 27 is three years younger than her brown-haired sister, Alexandra, apparently can be just as picky. Lowdown hears she expressed her displeasure with a recent session by sobbing.
But Cloutier stylist David Shannon, who tends to Heinz Kerry's coif, disputed rumors that the First Lady-wanna-be is too demanding.
"That's entirely untrue - she's a wonderful lady and a pleasure to work with," said the 40-year-old stylist. "She's finicky about her hair but not diva-esque. She's particular. She likes floppy, sexy hair."
As for Vanessa's rumored fit, "I heard something about that, but I know Vanessa and I'd be really surprised," Shannon said. "I just think that's gossipy. She's got enough hair for two people!"
Shannon was so forthcoming, Lowdown called back for more info. But the conversation was cut short.
Buzz-cut short.
"I'm on the other line with my agency, and they are furious with me and they are furious with you!" he said.
Sure enough, moments later a woman from Cloutier called in. "I would appreciate it if you would not call my artists and talk to them! I don't appreciate it. What part of 'no' do you not understand?" she scolded, declining to give her name.
"Leave me alone!" she shrieked and hung up.
Marla Romash and Jennifer Psaki - spokeswomen for Teresa and Vanessa, respectively - didn't respond to messages.
http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/224770p-193049c.html
"Well, that depends on your defintion of 'sober'".
>>"How much am I bid for this case of unused vaginal lubricant? I got two, two, two and half. Who'll give me four?<<
This coming from someone named "wide glide"? *shudder*
TerAYza guest conducts the Hanoi Symphony in a rousing rendition of the Internationale.
The only thing I can really say is that in this profile shot she reminds me of the female scientist from Planet of the Apes. (the Charlton Heston version)
Go get some bananas TerEza!!
I get this
*pounds head on desk.*
My husband is a "war hero"
Those busybodies. They call combining Prozac and wine "mixing meds"...
"And while I was on their spaceship, these little green horns came popping up and...."
"Hey, Sharon! I'll be your Cat Woman."
"I'll get you, my pretty! And your little dog, too!"
"And you can quote me on this. I am married to a Viet Nam vet who has zillions of awards. I don't know the name of each of the awards but he has a whole room filled with them. I am really inspired as he relates the stories behind each one of them as we cuddle around my fortune, I mean fireplace".
Beware the rabbit of caerbannog, with sharp claws and vicious fangs.
Well, IMHO, she isn't getting that look.
The BONES! Look at the BONES!
Remember "Kentucky Fried Movie"?...
Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--
"I've worked this many hours in my whole life, because I inherited a fortune."
it's the CRAWthe Craw?
NO THE CRAW!!!
ohhh... the craw
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