VAST RIGHT-NIPPLE CONSPIRACY

New York Post - Page Six ^ | 8/24/04 | Richard Johnson with Paula Froelich and Chris Wilson

[kattracks]

JANET Jackson claims the George Bush White House used her notorious "wardrobe malfunction" to distract the country from the war in Iraq. Speaking about the exposure of her breast during a Super Bowl performance with Justin Timberlake, the paranoid pop tart tells the October issue of Genre magazine: "I truly feel in my heart that the president wanted to take the focus off of him at that time, and I was the perfect vehicle to do so at that moment . . . I mean, it's a bunch of bulls- - -. When you see [Michael Moore's] 'Fahrenheit 9/11,' it just confirms it."

[dila813]

Oh, dang, I just thought they were trying to make an excuse to post that pic again.

Oh well

[kb2614]

Of course!!!! Thank God Janet Jackson, noted Philospher, pointed this out.

Good grief, the blather from the 'Beautiful People' could fertilize vast portions of the midwest.

[thegreatbeast]

Word is that they buffed up Jackson's last album and are going to re-release it. Probably didn't jump off the shelf the first time so the little 'ho is looking to stir up the silt again.

[ProudVet77]

From what I saw JJ couldn't distract Ellen Degenerate with that udder.

[thegreatbeast]

I just read somewhere where Degenerate is going to be in a remake of Oh God. Someone has a wicked sense of humor.

[twgiles]

"I truly feel in my heart that the president wanted to take the focus off of him at that time, and I was the perfect vehicle to do so at that moment."

Your heart's retarded, hon.

[sd-joe]

Its all Bush's fault. LOL

[rineaux]

Still see her as the little stinky kid who lived next to JJ and Michael in Good Times. Why is she shit**g out of her mouth, to shift the news from her pedophile brother to the W.

[rawhide]

Janet who???

[JoeSixPack1]

I mean, it's a bunch of bulls- - -. When you see [Michael Moore's] 'Fahrenheit 9/11,' it just confirms it."

A Right nipple and a sweaty left-wing boob, brain cells not included. Coming to theaters soon!

[jnarcus]

Great headline.....almost made this stupid story readable...Man the left has gone off its nut...so Have they jumped the shark yet?

[Syncro]

And with Britney Spears, it was the LEFT one.

We sure have a couple of dumb boobs here.

[CWOJackson]

Okay...this is for real and sort of fitting to the title of this thread. During the last election one of the libertarian candidates in the southwest was a Native American activist. One of his pet issues (don't the libertarian candidates all have some) was that white people had caused Native American women to develop boy's nipples (I swear it's true).

He wanted to give Native American women back women nipples.

[boycottliberalhollywood.com]

When you see [Michael Moore's] 'Fahrenheit 9/11,' it just confirms it."

And when I see Janet Jackson saying what she is saying, well, that just confirms that, too. She indeed is such a loser that even flashing a freebie peek cannot revive her dead career. And she gets her political insight from Michael Moore. Yep. Liberal Hollywooder if I ever saw one...

[anglian]

It wouldn't surprise me one bit if that boob who married Terazza was the same boob who screwed up the landing gear on that plane. It's true that the three of them spent quite a bit of time together before it happened. He flys his own plane you know. takingoffmytinfoilhatnow

[NaughtiusMaximus]

Well, if that's all the trouble he's got in the world I'd say his life has been pretty darn easy. I promise I'll speak with Dr. Mephisto about backing off. In the meantime IT'S ALL BUSH'S FAULT BOO HOO, BOO HOO.

[CWOJackson]

The libertarian's name was Leon something I believe. He was a real fruitcake, along with the Spitting Druid and Blue Dyed Guy...a couple other of the more notable libertarian candidates for higher office.

[endthematrix]

History Channel documentary 2010: The Boob That Blocked The Iraqi Invasion!

[RichInOC]

Janet...how did Dubya get you and Timberlake to set that up? I must have missed that part.