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Kerry's Quagmire (another brilliant Steyn column)
The Spectator ^ | August 28 2004 | Mark Steyn

Posted on 08/28/2004 5:48:43 AM PDT by Pitiricus

I have no views on whether one or more of John Kerry’s bemedalled wounds from the Mekong Delta 35 years ago were self-inflicted — though the Kerry campaign, in its second big concession to his chastisers, now says his first Purple Heart-earning wound might have been ‘unintentionally self-inflicted’. But there’s no doubt every wound from the last 35 days is self-inflicted, beginning with the candidate’s disastrous decision at the Democratic Convention to play up Vietnam and play down Iraq, 9/11 and anything else that happened in the last 30 years. Since then Kerry’s shot himself in the foot so many times he ought to put in for a good dozen more Purple Hearts....

(Excerpt) Read more at spectator.co.uk ...


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1 posted on 08/28/2004 5:48:44 AM PDT by Pitiricus
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To: Pitiricus

This one is Treason!

You just do not realize how sick jfk is until you read this.

VVAW worked with the NV to get US not to bomb NV troops during an attck by NV.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1201299/posts

And this one go to 54
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1201386/posts


2 posted on 08/28/2004 5:58:27 AM PDT by stockpirate (Real issue is Kerry attended meeting where VVAW discussed killing 7 US Senators! 11/71)
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To: Pitiricus

http://www.johnkerry.com/pdf/web_of_connections.pdf

check out this link

I got it in my email today from the Kerry campaign.

They really want to keep this issue alive.


3 posted on 08/28/2004 5:59:23 AM PDT by alisasny ("I will leave no hampster behind" John F'en Kerry : ))
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To: Pitiricus

Arggg. I love Steyns work but dont wish to provide the spectator with ANY personal info


4 posted on 08/28/2004 6:01:00 AM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: mylife

Try www.bugmenot.com


5 posted on 08/28/2004 6:02:17 AM PDT by stylin_geek (Koffi: 0, G.W. Bush: (I lost count))
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To: alisasny

Are you gonna post reports from midtown today?


6 posted on 08/28/2004 6:03:52 AM PDT by ken5050 (Bill Clinton has just signed to be the national spokesman for Hummer..)
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To: stylin_geek
Try www.bugmenot.com

Rats! First time I've ever tried that, and none of the passwords worked.

7 posted on 08/28/2004 6:06:10 AM PDT by prion (Yes, as a matter of fact, I AM the spelling police)
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To: prion

bugmenot didnt work for me either


8 posted on 08/28/2004 6:09:31 AM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: prion

Try this one:

username: i_will_not_register@yahoo.com

password: password


9 posted on 08/28/2004 6:10:01 AM PDT by stylin_geek (Koffi: 0, G.W. Bush: (I lost count))
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To: stylin_geek
That was the first one I tried. Maybe the Spectator has a gate to ensure two people don't log into the same account at the same time.

I'll try later.

10 posted on 08/28/2004 6:11:41 AM PDT by prion (Yes, as a matter of fact, I AM the spelling police)
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To: stockpirate
I going to find this out. It should be real easy with you guys directing me.

According to Schacte, on Kerry's first PH both Schacte and Hibbard denied Kerry's request for a PH...

Who authorized or granted Kerry's first PH and why?

11 posted on 08/28/2004 6:15:08 AM PDT by sirchtruth (Do you just think I fell off a turnip truck?)
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To: sirchtruth

I don't know the answer to this, I would suggest you try one of the posts concerning his medals in keywords.

My focus is the VVAW and FBI files.


12 posted on 08/28/2004 6:19:33 AM PDT by stockpirate (Real issue is Kerry attended meeting where VVAW discussed killing 7 US Senators! 11/71)
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To: stylin_geek; prion
I was probably the one blocking prion using the bugmenot accout "i_will_not_register". I believe they have the gate as described.

Steyn is a genius. I wish I could write half as well as he does. If he speaks as well as he writes, he should have his own tv/radio show.

13 posted on 08/28/2004 6:20:35 AM PDT by Lawgvr1955 (Kerry: Like Gruber from McHale's Navy TV - Always after a Purple Heart)
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To: Pitiricus

And get a load of this one.

From the Washington Post, another Kerry lie is revealed:

The Kerry campaign has refused to release Kerry's personal Vietnam archive, including his journals and letters, saying that the senator is contractually bound to grant Brinkley exclusive access to the material. But Brinkley said this week the papers are the property of the senator and in his full control.

http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1201591/posts


14 posted on 08/28/2004 6:23:33 AM PDT by Peach (The Clinton's pardoned more terrorists than they ever captured or killed.)
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To: mylife

check your security settings (cookies). bugmenot didn't work for me until I adjusted security..


16 posted on 08/28/2004 6:32:54 AM PDT by bronxboy
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To: stockpirate
The minute you start running ads demanding that voters ‘tell George W Bush to stop telling lies about what a weally weally big war hero I am’, you sound ridiculous. Especially when your opponent is a guy who’s never complained about anything – not the ‘Bush is Hitler’ stuff, not the ‘Bush knew about 9/11 in advance’ stuff, not even the comparatively mild Michael Moore slur that he’s a moron so paralysed without his minders that he continued reading My Pet Goat to Florida grade-schoolers for a full seven minutes on September 11. Kerry himself made sneering cracks about the pet goat business, and Bush didn’t whine about it.
17 posted on 08/28/2004 6:33:48 AM PDT by John Thornton
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To: prion

I just used bugmenot also. What #9 posted works.


18 posted on 08/28/2004 6:34:29 AM PDT by Condor51 (May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't. -- Gen G. Patton Jr)
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To: Pitiricus

Outstanding write-up!

Hate "registering" for access, but had fun providing a bunch of phoney data.


19 posted on 08/28/2004 6:35:09 AM PDT by G Larry (Support John Thune!)
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To: John Thornton

My guess is Kerry is sinking fast and they know it, both the R's and the D's. Look for Hillery to take up the banner of pres.for the D's.....


20 posted on 08/28/2004 6:36:30 AM PDT by stockpirate (Real issue is Kerry attended meeting where VVAW discussed killing 7 US Senators! 11/71)
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To: alisasny
That democrat chart is proof they've become certifiably nuts. It looks like the type of convoluted psychotic fantasies put out by the Lyndon LaRouche crowd. Didn't the LaRouchees do a similar chart to "prove" the connection between the Queen of England and the Medellin Drug Cartel?

Sane people would see the straight-line, single-level connections between the Kerryites and their 527 attack machines. They won't obsess over the fantasized significance of the many times removed connections of the swifties.
21 posted on 08/28/2004 6:39:32 AM PDT by drpix
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To: bronxboy

Hey there it goes! Success! I had to reboot to get it to work


22 posted on 08/28/2004 6:48:40 AM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: stylin_geek

Thank you sir for the newspaper registration key.

You have done us a great service.


23 posted on 08/28/2004 6:48:43 AM PDT by bert (Peace is only halftime !)
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To: stylin_geek

Thanks!


24 posted on 08/28/2004 6:50:02 AM PDT by 68skylark
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To: Baynative
Alternatively....

                    A fatigue be-medalled Beatle begging a murderer  .........

                   or perhaps discussing how to send Catholic charity money to the IRA

                   or "Why  did you leave Mary Jo in the Car?"

25 posted on 08/28/2004 6:51:15 AM PDT by bert (Peace is only halftime !)
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To: Baynative
Alternatively....

" Mary jo? I was drunk and she wouldn't put out, so I just left her in the car after it ran off the road."

26 posted on 08/28/2004 6:55:27 AM PDT by bert (Peace is only halftime !)
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To: stockpirate

Naw, they'd have to jump through WAY too many hoops to get H. on the ballot in the Nifty Fifty in two month's time. Besides that, do you think Edwards would allow it?


27 posted on 08/28/2004 6:58:38 AM PDT by JennysCool (Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.)
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To: stockpirate

And is anyone demanding to see Kerry's paystubs for those periods he was in the Naval Reserves?

It is curious that the LibMedia are again trying to harp on GWB's NG service, while trying to completely ignore Kerry's service or lack there of.


28 posted on 08/28/2004 7:03:58 AM PDT by TomGuy (After 20 years in the Senate, all Kerry has to run on is 4 months of service in Viet Nam.)
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To: Pitiricus
‘About his service in Vietnam, is Kerry... Telling the truth 39% Exaggerating the truth 31% Lying 15%’

A Kerry guy spun that to me as great news: hey, only 15 per cent think he’s lying about his service record! Hang on, man, 46 per cent think he’s exaggerating or lying. Your boy’s negatives outweigh his positives on the sole issue you’ve chosen to define the man and his candidacy. Among independents — i.e., all those critical swing voters — 34 per cent think he’s telling the truth, and 48 per cent think he’s either exaggerating or lying.

He’s got a week off now for the Republican convention. If the Swift vets are still hounding Kerry by mid-September, he’ll be mired in a Vietnam quagmire of his own making. And, unlike the original, no matter how many hits you take, there’s no early release.

Brilliant

29 posted on 08/28/2004 7:05:07 AM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: Peach

That excuse is about as bad as the trial balloon Kerry tried to float last weekend about Christmas in Cambodia being a secret CIA mission, 'thus, he couldn't talk about it'.


30 posted on 08/28/2004 7:12:25 AM PDT by TomGuy (After 20 years in the Senate, all Kerry has to run on is 4 months of service in Viet Nam.)
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To: bert

No. "Mary Jo? Yeah, she put out, but then the b**ch got pregnant, so I got her drunk, crashed the car, and mopped up that problem."


31 posted on 08/28/2004 7:18:03 AM PDT by coloradan (Hence, etc.)
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To: Baynative
"These people will fall for anything."
They fell for the bullsh*t about PT-109 and Camelot, and Marilyn Monroe and (on and on) - they fall for anyone with big hair and big teeth, believe you me. Most of them even fell for my Chappaquiddick story.
32 posted on 08/28/2004 7:19:46 AM PDT by afz400
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To: JennysCool
I think all that is required is a vote by the nominating committee of the D's
33 posted on 08/28/2004 7:29:25 AM PDT by stockpirate (Real issue is Kerry attended meeting where VVAW discussed killing 7 US Senators! 11/71)
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To: stylin_geek
Tired of the lamestream media and the DemocRATS 'smear the messenger' campaign? Do SOMETHING ABOUT IT!

Do what Reagan did - GO AROUND THEM AND GO DIRECTLY TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE!

Get your own "EXPOSE KERRY'S FRAUD SWIFT BOAT VETERANS FOR TRUTH" STICKER!

I put this sticker on my truck the other day. I get lots of honks and 'thumbs up'!

The sticker serves 3 purposes:
1 - Shows visible support for "Swift Boat Veterans For Truth" to passing motorists, (encourages our side discourages the libs).
2 - Gets the swiftvets.com website visible to the public, so they can and find out more about 'Hanoi John' Kerry.
3 - Circumvents the lamestream media BIAS filter!

Made by fellow FReeper disabled vet who has a bone to pick with Kerry, like we all do!
Large (24" Wide 12" Tall) $20 (like mine above)
Small (12" Wide 6" Tall) $10
Profits go to SwiftVets.com

Ping your FRiends, let 'em know about this!

FReep mail / private reply for details on how you can get one for your vehicle!

35 posted on 08/28/2004 7:41:56 AM PDT by Chieftain (Support the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth and expose Hanoi John's FRAUD!)
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To: Pitiricus

"hundreds of other Swiftvets loathe him, and many of them are determined to stick to him like DNA to Monica’s dress."

LOL!!


36 posted on 08/28/2004 7:44:26 AM PDT by Max Combined
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To: stylin_geek; mylife; prion

You can read Steyn at http://www.steynonline.com/index.cfm


37 posted on 08/28/2004 8:03:31 AM PDT by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

yeah I went to steynonline but had to register for the spectator article there as well


38 posted on 08/28/2004 8:19:19 AM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: afz400
"These people will fall for anything."
They fell for the bullsh*t about PT-109 and Camelot, and Marilyn Monroe and (on and on) - they fall for anyone with big hair and big teeth, believe you me. Most of them even fell for my Chappaquiddick story.
 
Yep they will buy anything. 

39 posted on 08/28/2004 8:32:45 AM PDT by TexasTransplant (I made my Fortune selling Sugar Coated Cat Turds on a Stick at the DNC Convention)
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To: Pitiricus

ping


40 posted on 08/28/2004 8:35:55 AM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Kerry/Edwards. A pig in a dress is still a pig.)
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To: Pitiricus

The Spectator is a UK publication. therefore I don't think they are part of the NYTWP settlement on FR's ability to post the entirety of their articles.

So, could you kindly repost the entire thing (I refuse to subscribe or register to on-line papers.)


41 posted on 08/28/2004 8:45:11 AM PDT by Al Simmons (Defend America - Vote BushCheney'04)
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To: Al Simmons

Here:

I have no views on whether one or more of John Kerry’s bemedalled wounds from the Mekong Delta 35 years ago were self-inflicted — though the Kerry campaign, in its second big concession to his chastisers, now says his first Purple Heart-earning wound might have been ‘unintentionally self-inflicted’. But there’s no doubt every wound from the last 35 days is self-inflicted, beginning with the candidate’s disastrous decision at the Democratic Convention to play up Vietnam and play down Iraq, 9/11 and anything else that happened in the last 30 years. Since then Kerry’s shot himself in the foot so many times he ought to put in for a good dozen more Purple Hearts.

The flaw in the Senator’s strategy to run for president as a plucky 24-year-old Swift boat lieutenant was an obvious one. The argument that his Swift boat command demonstrates his superb qualities of leadership falls apart once you notice his striking lack of the first ingredient of leadership: followers. Aside from the three or four Swiftees who’ve been persuaded to travel around the country with him, all the hundreds of other Swiftvets loathe him, and many of them are determined to stick to him like DNA to Monica’s dress. This was entirely foreseeable — I’ve been getting emails from aggrieved veterans for two years now, so I’d guess the Democrats have too.

But the party that likes to sneer that Bush never had a plan to deal with Iraq’s inevitable insurgents doesn’t seem to mind that Kerry never had a plan to deal with the Swiftees’ equally inevitable insurgents. A guy awash in gazillions from Barbra Streisand and co. who can’t see off a couple of hundred middle-aged ‘liars’ and their minimal ad-buy? Is that really the fellow you want to put up against al-Qa’eda, the ayatollahs and Kim Jong-Il?

The Kerry campaign’s bumbling ineptness this last month is a bit of a stunner to those of us who followed Bill Clinton for eight years. The Democrats may not know how to run a school district or a highway department, but they’re supposed to be able to run scandals.

Consider, by way of comparison, James E. McGreevey, Democratic Governor of New Jersey. A couple of weeks ago, Governor McGreevey turned up for a 4 p.m. press conference with his wife loyally standing by his side and declared, ‘My truth is that I am a gay American.’

The following day it emerged that other folks’ truth is that McGreevey’s a corrupt sexual predator who got the hots for an Israeli poet, put him on the payroll as the state’s $110,000-per-annum homeland security adviser, a position for which he had no obvious qualification, and allegedly forcibly performed oral sex on him as well as other acts, one of which may or may not have been responsible for the Governor mysteriously breaking a leg on the beach this summer.

I thought McGreevey’s moment-of-truth press conference performance was completely revolting, even before it emerged that ‘I am a gay American’ was a phrase ‘developed’ by the Governor in consultation with a gay rights group that tested it in focus groups.

At one level, this is utterly contemptible. But at another it’s magnificently professional. The New Jersey Dems have arranged things to deny the people an early chance to vote on McGreevey’s replacement and, by the time they do get their say, the hack machine pol who’ll be taking over from him will be running as an established incumbent.

Dealt an unpromising hand, Garden State Democrats nevertheless defined the scandal on their terms. That’s how I figured Kerry would handle the Swift vets problem. He’d be shameless but effective. He’d have focus-grouped some weaselly form of words that would put him beyond reach, and the whole business would have dribbled away. But instead, cosseted away with Teresa, he’s apparently been running the fightback himself, disastrously. First, he got his heavies to send out menacing letters of empty threats to TV stations considering running the Swift vets’ ad. Then he demanded that his lawyers write similar missives to stores carrying the Swiftees’ book. Imagine if Bush did that every time Michael Moore or Al Franken released yet another lame Bush-bashing tract: the shelves would be half empty. If anything, the buyers for the big chains underestimated the demand for the Swift book because they fell for the Boston Globe/New York Times spin that no one was interested in these embittered old losers. Now the store managers are reeling under a barrage of customers who think the unavailability of the book is due to Kerry’s political muscle rather than incompetent ordering.

Still, that’s no reason not to dig yourself in a little deeper. On Monday, Kerry called Bob Dole. Dole had gone on TV on Sunday and unburdened himself of some musings on the unusual circumstance of a war protester running as war hero: ‘One day he’s saying that we were shooting civilians, cutting off their ears, cutting off their heads, throwing away his medals or his ribbons. The next day he’s standing there: “I want to be president because I’m a Vietnam veteran.” Maybe he should apologise to all the other 2.5 million veterans who served. He wasn’t the only one in Vietnam.’ Dole, of course, is a visibly scarred second world war vet, and he was out there a lot longer than four months.

But Kerry was hopping mad about this breach of senatorial clubbability and rang the old boy to complain. Dole refused to apologise and recounted his subsequent conversation with the candidate to Sean Hannity’s radio audience a couple of hours later. Here’s the bit I like. Kerry is whining about this and that, and Dole says to him, ‘Everybody likes quiet heroes, John. Everybody knows you were in Vietnam and the less you say about it the better.’

It’s a bit late to try that approach now. Last week Kerry dusted off his blustery primary-season slogan — if Bush wants to make this campaign about service in Vietnam, ‘I have three words: BRING — IT — ON!’ After a couple more days dodging questions, Kerry decided it was time to try out another three words and sent Pretty Boy John Edwards to lay down the gauntlet to the President. ‘This is a moment of truth for George W. Bush,’ said Edwards. ‘We want to hear three words: Stop these ads.’ Having decided to hoard his campaign cash through August for the big ad-buys of September, Kerry changed his mind and blew a pile of dough on a new commercial demanding Bush repudiate the Swiftees and ‘stop these ads’.

Swift Boat Veterans For Truth is what they call a ‘527’ advocacy group, the latest predictable loophole from the latest round of idiotic ‘campaign finance reform’. There are no formal connections permitted between 527s and political candidates, so Bush can’t call a halt. Nonetheless, he responded to Kerry and Edwards with his own three words: sure, why not? ‘I don’t think we ought to have 527s. I can’t be more plain about it,’ said Bush, saying that he was opposed to ‘that ad’ and ‘every other ad’. ‘I hope my opponent joins me in condemning these activities of the 527s.’

Er, well, that’s not quite what Kerry was hoping for. Nine of the top ten 527s are anti-Bush groups — moveon.org and similar — funded by the likes of George Soros. The way Kerry’s chums at the New York Times have been trumpeting links between the Swiftees and ‘prominent Republicans’, you’d think ‘prominent Republicans’ were the Mafia. In fact, 19 of the top 20 individual donors to 527s are prominent Democrat supporters. If the 527s got yanked from the air, Kerry would be clobbered far worse than Bush, which is all the more reason not to be a big whiny ninny about one lousy ad running in a couple of states.

As the coup de grâce, Bush added, ‘I think Senator Kerry served admirably, and he ought to be proud of his record. But the question is who’s best to lead the country in the war on terror ...I think we ought to be looking forward, not backward.’

Bush didn’t bring it on. Kerry brought it on himself. All that Senator Weenie has achieved by his stumblebum responses is to amplify the charges and broaden the field of attack against him. Take Dole’s sardonic characterisation of Kerry’s ‘wounds’: ‘Three Purple Hearts and never bled that I know of. I mean, they’re all superficial wounds ... Never spent one day in the hospital ... And boasting about three Purple Hearts when you think of some of the people who really got shot up in Vietnam....’ Dole is the only political heavyweight visibly war-wounded enough to be able to say such things about Kerry, and he wouldn’t have done so if Kerry’s goons hadn’t started smearing the Swiftvets as ‘liars’.

But now Dole’s said it, he’s made it easier for others. I haven’t written much about Kerry’s medals, because if you come from a country in the British military tradition, the whole Purple Heart thing is hard to get your head around. ‘You mean, most of his medals are for being wounded?’ said my wife in amazement, her father and uncles having gone off to war in 1939 and two thirds of them having returned in far worse shape than Dole, never mind Kerry. ‘And if you get three of these Purple Hearts they send you home?’

Well, no. They don’t send you home. But you can choose to leave. And that’s what Kerry did. He got three scratches and went home eight months early. Despite the convention speech about how ‘we were all in the same boat’, the commander left his men in the boat and cleared off back to Massachusetts. That’s the essence of the Kerry military record, and the more the clumsy Democrat operatives insult anti-Kerry veterans, the easier it is to summarise the candidate as devastatingly as Bob Dole does.

The risk in running on biography is that voters won’t find your life story as compelling as you do. They might be churlish enough to be more interested in, say, health care or terrorism than what you were doing in 1968. That risk becomes a certainty when your appealing soft-focus narrative comes under attack and your campaign degenerates into a defence of your biography. The minute you start running ads demanding that voters ‘tell George W Bush to stop telling lies about what a weally weally big war hero I am’, you sound ridiculous. Especially when your opponent is a guy who’s never complained about anything – not the ‘Bush is Hitler’ stuff, not the ‘Bush knew about 9/11 in advance’ stuff, not even the comparatively mild Michael Moore slur that he’s a moron so paralysed without his minders that he continued reading My Pet Goat to Florida grade-schoolers for a full seven minutes on September 11. Kerry himself made sneering cracks about the pet goat business, and Bush didn’t whine about it.

Happily, the boys on the bus are still doing their bit for Kerry. Editor & Publisher had an hilarious headline this week: ‘Campaign Journalists: Has Swift Boat Story Gone On Too Long?’ Too long? It took two weeks before the New York Times could bring itself to say a word about it. Nonetheless, ‘it probably has had too long a life,’ said Frank James, a Chicago Tribune reporter. ‘We wish someone would put a stake in this vampire.’

If Frank’s getting a little bored on the campaign plane, why not ask to see the hat Kerry told the Washington Post he travels with all the time and which he claims was given to him by a CIA guy on one of his ‘secret missions’? If he produces the hat, ask if you can have it carbon-dated to see if it dates from the late Sixties. Many of us would indulge the Mad Hatter in his wacky fantasies if he’s gone to a lot of trouble to get the period details right.

Here’s an interesting Rasmussen poll of likely voters from the end of last week — i.e., a point at which the big networks and agenda-setting newspapers were still insisting, in the words of the Boston Globe’s Thomas Oliphant, that the story ‘does not meet basic standards’ for coverage in the mainstream media. In other words, the circulation of the story was confined to the Internet and ‘right-wing talk-radio’, and already the numbers looked like this:
‘About his service in Vietnam, is Kerry...
Telling the truth 39%
Exaggerating the truth 31%
Lying 15%’
A Kerry guy spun that to me as great news: hey, only 15 per cent think he’s lying about his service record! Hang on, man, 46 per cent think he’s exaggerating or lying. Your boy’s negatives outweigh his positives on the sole issue you’ve chosen to define the man and his candidacy. Among independents — i.e., all those critical swing voters — 34 per cent think he’s telling the truth, and 48 per cent think he’s either exaggerating or lying.

He’s got a week off now for the Republican convention. If the Swift vets are still hounding Kerry by mid-September, he’ll be mired in a Vietnam quagmire of his own making. And, unlike the original, no matter how many hits you take, there’s no early release.


42 posted on 08/28/2004 10:43:04 AM PDT by Pitiricus
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